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Johne, John or hey you fat dude

@jels31.bsky.social
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Husband, father, cat person fascinated by exploring recent American history through exploitation movies

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
Someone on NPR just compared Trump’s failure in Iran to Jimmy Carter and the Iranian hostage crisis, lmfao that comparison really will make him SO mad
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I've never understood the difficulty dudes have seeing women as fully function fellow humans. Like that's it, that's all it takes. I was raised as a social veal, always fat, glasses, and somehow how I have been married to the most outgoing and amazing person for 26 years. Taxi Driver saved my life.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Kacey Musgraves "Dry Spell" is pretty good, but my inner Scorpio goes "Well that's what you get when you boot someone with dark energy and go dig a deeper well"
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Epstein release, Melania movie tanks, ICE shooting folks, GA elections shenanigans, and you just knew he would bomb something to try and distract.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It sure is something to see anarchist principles winning the day in the Twin Cities while the libertarian principles have devolved to selfish boot licking.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My kitty
Siamese cat with black face
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Just watch One Battle after Another and couldn't put my finger on what didn't work for me and it has now hit me it's a blaxploitation flick starring a white dude sold as a prestige cinema with all the issues that description suggests.
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Brad Proctor @bdproctor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I've seen some folks giving into doomerism by citing the US's history of paramilitary violence shutting down fair elections in the South, and I want to add some historical context to support Jamelle here (as an historian of Reconstruction paramilitary violence)
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Watching Dashboard Confessional Unplugged and the world needs a Taylor Swift movie/special like this. For the whole show the crowd is this chorus that just makes it all magic, but what would a Football stadium sound like singing along for an acoustic set.
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
🔥Ah Hell! It’s another Junkfood Cinema! 🔥 Still in the #HalloweenSpirit, Brian & @weinberg.social can this week be seen laughing in THE DEVIL’S RAIN! One of the very few satanist movies funded by the mafia? Rskt if you agree that Borgnine is the GOAT! www.spreaker.com/episode/hall...
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Again I ask when are we going to demand men have "natural" dental work. Seems like a fair comparison to pregnancy even though pregnancy is infinatly more complacated.
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Blow the whistle! It’s a new JFC! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social share their glowing praise for the Bay Area banger that is FREAKY TALES, and declare it their favorite film of the year so far! RskT if you don’t think this ep is Too $hort! www.spreaker.com/episode/frea...
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I don't want to log back into Twitter to verify a murder.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Watching Teen Wolf (1985) and realized that Kristen Stewart stole his whole schtick
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The Fucked Up Place Where You're Old and Deaf You Read Sad Song Lyrics That You Hear in Your Head is the Emo title I live know I guess
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/07/2025
they democrats are the less democratic party because at least the republicans understand that they have to occasionally give their voter base something, though regrettably their voterbase is mostly freaks and sick fucks
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/07/2025
the certain americans slated for mass casualties in death camps are the same people that newsom specifically wants dead as well. like whats the appeal there
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van cartier @christopherxci.blacksky.app · 15/07/2025
universal healthcare & universal basic income are literally the main 2 things that should have come out of the covid lockdown era— instead we just got twice as many nazis
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Really speaks to the value of new blood that AOC has the credibility to accurately call Trump a rapist because she never insisted Bill Clinton or Andrew Cuomo were feminists
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I’m going to be very honest and clear. I am fully preparing myself to die under this new American regime. That’s not to say that it’s the end of the world. It isn’t. But I am almost 50 years old. It will take so long to do anything with this mess that this is the new normal for *me*.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I know in sounds super paranoid, but who knows what data "they" are gathering to label any of us unamerican. Fuck I hate sounding like i wear tinfoil.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I really just dawned on me that the Democrats that have won in my lifetime were all elected because the populace thought they would bring change (we can argue later if they did that or not later). Every single one that was vote me I'm status quo/lean right lost.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It's so cozy to hide in my bubble, nobody here to mansplain to me
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Ryan @geekryan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Scientists have created an actual treatment for prions, the cause of Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease in humans, chronic wasting disease in deer, & mad cow disease. "Brainwide silencing of prion protein by AAV-mediated delivery of an engineered compact epigenetic editor". #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Brainwide silencing of prion protein by AAV-mediated delivery of an engineered compact epigenetic editor
Prion disease is caused by misfolding of the prion protein (PrP) into pathogenic self-propagating conformations, leading to rapid-onset dementia and death. However, elimination of endogenous PrP halts...
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Given the reaction to yesterday's sermon and today's DEI stupidity somebody needs to ask about Female saints.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So dissapointed that @repkimschrier.bsky.social voted for the Laken Riley Act. Her district is next to mine (litterly a chunk of my town is in her district) and I have never wanted a Democrat primaried more.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Today, is one of those days where i constantly have to remind myself to not give into the justifiable outrage that is being stirred up today. I cannot give in to the hate that the evil in power wants to generate in me. It's hard as a misanthrope, but showing love in all relationships is the only way
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Urine drug screens are some of the most inaccurate tests in medicine, that even healthcare professionals frequently misinterpret or just don’t understand. Yet we let nonmedical/nonscientific people in politics and law enforcement use them to punish people and even take children from their mothers.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
So let me get this straight, women can't have abortion because we need to save the "babies" (cells that have yet to develop", but said babies (these are fully formed human beings) can't be vaccinated to be saved from preventable illness and death?
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I should'nt have watched the new cut of Caligula on election night. It seems to be effecting my reality.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/11/2024
Cinderella at the well: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
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✨Sam.Kay✨ @theautisticowl.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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