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Johne, John or hey you fat dude

@jels31.bsky.social
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Husband, father, cat person fascinated by exploring recent American history through exploitation movies

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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 1h
Sure finding dick is easy, but finding it as part of a full set of tools with a skilled user sure seems to be rare.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 8h
Got a feeling it's about to get a lot worse because they aren't even trying to keep a friendly face on the evil choices anymore. It's now the time we're they will flex raw power to maintain it.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Si for the yes men is a great mark on them.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was hoping for a "I never met her/I don't know her"
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's sadly amazing how that no matter what proof you have that the local PD does a iffy at best job providing safety, the terror that sets in when you want to pay them a penny less.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not a fan of the "thin blue line" concept, but with them getting pay raises no matter how much the cost us or how bad the economy is sure makes them feel like a protected class.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not really a fan of getting law enforcement involved, but his needing to say then ride some where else could turn this into a battery case because of the pain inflicted. Kinda took away his plausible deniability.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
`Thanks, i fell for the "benefit of the doubt" trick that they constantly exploit. It's one thing to give the people in your neighborhood the benefit of the doubt, but entities will always exploit that human "flaw".
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep, but isnt SI(as in spanish for yes) is a fitting signaler of a Trump yes man and super mockable that way. These racist gringos want to call their tell you what you want to hear machine si and the jokes just roll from there. Next Steve Bannon going by El Bano.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Si will be the fitting term the yes men use.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's so exhausting to see those with the megaphones constantly falling for the same tricks that me, a dummy, can see from a mile away.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey let's turn parenting over to the new tech and then complain when my kids don't talk to me anymore.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know just seeing it now, but Si is such a perfect label for the bootlickers and yes men to call it. "Si glorius Predisent Si is the answer and the future" said like spanish for yes instead of seperate letters.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does that even pace inflation?
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok, so I've been a "patriot" since maybe 2001, definatly 2008 and sucking it up and doing more with less. Does that mean leader's of the MAGA movement who keep adding more to their pockets while doing less for the rest of us are unpatriotic?
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just wish folks with bigger reaches then my dumb feed would call it out for what it is. Classic American racism that hides itself behind mental mastubation thoughts and jokes.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok, but what if shes into that? Also, what if this was seat buddy was complely down with this?
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey it's only "political violence" when it happens to a conservative white man everying else is just neccesary repression i guess. The fact that she will be hit by the entire right wing hate machine breaks my heart.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dealing with all that is awful enough, but to do it during a campaign just has to be the worst.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just see handsome Squidward
Sponge Bob Squarepants character Squidward picturing himself as handsome.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have to have a brand to protect before we understand you have to stay neutral to protect the brand. Also, i think there is a level of fun films that can get you there too. I'm not sure Jennifer Aniston has been in any good films, but she has been the best part of many fun films.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You do you, but how is your gun/s going to protect you from fascism? It's seems to provide them an easy cover story. Also, about the only thing the local PD is good for is shooting folk so let them earn their money.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You see these cultures just don't assimilate. Yes i understand they are cheering American football fans, that root for Texas, wear cowboy hats, but have you seen the skin color. They will fully assimilate when they are tissue paper white" coming soon I guess
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gossip Girl's finale changes the what the show is funamentally about. Went from underdog in high end New York to sociopath.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think so, and in a fight. Just baffles me that i have to fight my mom in my head telling me real men have rough hands and these dorks looking like they have a whole skin care regimen. Realistically, nothing wrong with men taking care of themselves, but hard to wrap my head around it = tough
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It seems like he beleives that I should be forced to beleive in the nothing that he beleives in, but minding my own business letting people who want to get married to the people they want to marry, and leting people do what they want with their own body sure seems to infringe on his beliefs
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, they are going to let Franco return from cancelation because he has a special hatred for that movie and lord knows if there is tea to be spilled about it.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These dorks are so full of it. Spent the better part of my life pushing back against my inner toxic masculine traits because thats the way WWII vet/logger grandpa modeled and my dad did the same, and these dorks claim some loser MMA rapey dude counts as a real man. Stupid fancy lads
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One person's federal incident is another's penthouse letter.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real life keeps making Reacher seem realistic
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Feels like time remind myself that they made lame stuff a long time ago too. They were just less likely to survive the sands of time.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those are exactly my feelings on Christian Rock in general. Kinda watered down pop music with extra Jesus. My brother is a fill in preacher at his church, and i kept thinking how much less standard hymns of Catholic mass mention Jesus then the Christo-pop the band played
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can only imgaine the slap fight the tech titans would get into over who is Lex Luthor or Brainiac.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know this is just bable, but i also feel i could defend this viewpoint.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like they would take Superman villiams of the same time frame as a complement.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey remeber when Hollywood made a movie about how evil Fox news harrased her and other women? Even got Charlize Theron to play her. Such a champion of womens rights 🤮
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And watch this one will be their precious lab leak and they still won't mask, or do anything about it
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comedians in general seem to be pretty damaged folk so that kinda jives.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Funny how a group focused on the Macro because it's easier to dehumanize a group(women, immigrants, LGBT) wants to be evaluated on the micro individual level because aren't we just all humans after all.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel Near Dark had infuence on Sinners with the rough and tumble vibe. Even more influence on the TV show True Blood.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not like his fan base isn't filled with fan who lost one team, had a baseball team that was going to move to Tampa(a very Mariniers like choice), and this very football team moved to Los Angeles by maybe the dumbest owner ever to be in the NFL. Yep, we are tottaly going to take his comments well.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since I'm a 50 year old white guy, how do you expect me to dunk a basketball if AI can't draw that picture level of whining
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need new sexy Lucifer's.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's wild that the school could've just let law enforcement handle it and just caulk it up to bad actors, bad instead they do the cover up which always comes out and look so much worse.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Funny, how that the "fuck your feelings krew" are all asking to be friends now and we should fight over politics.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure our legal system is flawed, but it sure deals with nuance better then a mob.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have the same feelings about work/life balance stuff. I lok back jealously that my parents had time to take us on vacations and stuff on one blue collar paycheck. Not sure when they pulled the bait and switch on us at large but the concept of one job is enough has long been dead.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well until us peons learn that we should only vote the whi..right way daddy will do the thinking for us is his motto.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clinton here, but yeah same concept.
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Johne, John or hey you fat dude @jels31.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey look how "moderate" i can be. I can say mean things about Trumo and give the hard right tech bros what they want. Something for everyone(that pays me). Also I'll blame my kid when i back the wrong horse.
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