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Jelly 🤍

@jellybrigade.bsky.social
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i'm marci, photographer and very sane person from austria | you might know me from Xitter(dot)cum

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🔆Mobile Suit Pilot Ellie/Standing with Ukraine💙💛 @tankgorl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I know I’m late to this, but rip to a real one Lynch’s artistic vision is truly unparalleled, and I don’t think we’ll ever have another artist quite like him again.
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Where do gangsters on Grindr meet up? The G spot
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 12/01/2025
i started playing balatro while i’m staying in vegas
confidently playing a banana on a poker table while the dealer looks concerned
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Lord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️ @lordarse.com · 10/12/2024
Happy 31st birthday to DOOM!
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
pegmap is a cool band name, but an even better app idea
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
There's two girls, but because of the ravages of socialism, they are forced to share but one cup. And that's really something, you know? 🥹 Like fuck... it's all gone to hell, man....
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
#idea: there should be an art feed that's not filled with fat scooby doo fetish porn
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
damn she turned me into a walkable city with that high speed rail
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
your post so shitty call it a skeetmark
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Thinking Munk @thinkingmunk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"I changed my language to Korean!" -- @destiny.gg #Cutestiny #dgg
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 21/11/2024
Logging on
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
look at my cat he's very normal
tuxedo cat being normaltuxedo cat head being normaltuxedo cat sitting normaltuxedo cat uhhh
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vo @vanillaopinions.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
i still kind of can't believe he got away with january 6th
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
she blue my sky til i skeet
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
follow me for: uh uhhh
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Terra @terrabella.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
oops i got a case of the bimbo brain 😜
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
i love popcorn, eating busted nuts is so awesome
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saskatchewan potato utility (redux) @acabirlios.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
RETVRN
Screenshot of a geociti3s pagem there is a bluesky in the background and a headshot of a bald man with glasses. The text says "I have a web site."
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keira @kiwiiburd.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
we need to take fishnets away from the trans community! try and prove me wrong!
the future the government wants
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
she sucking me in a unique and refreshing manner
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Born just in time to watch early classic skeets come into existence
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
the woke left has gone mad?!?! i just invited my good friend and everyone freaks out?!?! i'm sad to announce but my friend hitlerlover1488 will not post here anymore. now youve done it.
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nik ^_^ @handle.invalid · 03/07/2023
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right
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Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
a story in 3 acts
tweet from @elonmusk:

Rate limited due to reading all the posts about rate limits
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reply from @Luke_@MCFC:

Ignore them. You’re doing a fantastic job pal!
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another reply from @Luke_@MCFC:

The comments from this have used up my daily rate limit. Great!
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
your post so trash call it skeetmark
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
i need less followers
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
gave my brother an invite code to Bluesky and so far she seems to enjoy it
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
jordan peterson: go ahead, call me cis to my face, I dare you neighborhood kid: (running a lemonade stand) I asked if you want ice peterson: alright that’s it (rips off fanny pack, jelly beans go flying everywhere) oh no
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
[Se7en] DAVID BYRNE: [looks inside box] this is not my beautiful wife
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nik ^_^ @handle.invalid · 28/06/2023
i think i have a crush on my s/o
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 27/06/2023
Just accidentally called it There Might Be Blood, and frankly it’s a better title, fewer spoilers
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
A man types at a laptop and says "ha ha! I am seeking attention online" while going TIPPITY TAPPITY at the keyboard. He has typed "My Bussy Squeaks" on a Twitter-like social media platform. His post has 200,017 likes and 78,500 comments. He remarks "wonderful! I am now receiving attention!" Then he comes across a post that says "I hate the 'My Bussy Squeaks' guy" with 14,713 likes. He remarks "egad! some of this is negative attention." His face morphs into a distressed grimace as long streams of tears well from his devastated eyes.
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
When twitter mutuals don’t follow me back on Bluesky
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Jelly 🤍 @jellybrigade.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
if u gotta "announce" that you aren't on bluesky for a day or 2 you already lost
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/06/2023
object permanence is a lie made up by big object to sell more objects
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