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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 9h
I love Zelenskyy for taking out that bot farm.
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Wake up friends. New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Diddy was getting massages from whom?
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been doing my family geneology and what a fucking mess and Haven't even been able to back to Africa yet, but a bunch of Scottish people that Irish people threatened to beat up, German(polish?) Jewish, and some kinda sorta Creoles that I think paid T**** to be considered Native American.
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Derrick Clifton @derrickclifton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm confused. Any reason why the #VMAs waited almost 10 years after George Michael passed away to give him this level of a tribute? Because they haven't made that clear whatsoever.
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Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rinna and this wig.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He didn't sound as good as he usually does. I'm blaming production.
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YTJF. @thewayoftheid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
George Michael is turbo spinning in his grave
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My thoughts on this whole thing.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow this is disrespectful to Aretha Franklin #VMAS
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sombr a sissy?
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck Madonna
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a place in Virginia called LickingHole Creek in the area of Goochland. I'm not making this up.
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D. @deronhq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A TEXAS BBQ SPOT cutting brisket from their menu?… The end times are here.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Every accusation is an admission with these ppl. Every. Single. Time.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone ever try Deviled Eggs or Potato Salad with Greek yogurt as the substitute for mayo?
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are platinum level in the Google Play Store, Google is giving out GoogleFi phone lines for $9 to $17 per month for a year.
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
everybody making fuck faces but nobody watching the assembly line. now all the cereal got pubes & metal shavings in it b/c Jamal couldn't wait til after rush hour????
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cafeteria breakfast special is biscuits and sausage gravy but where is the actual sausage?!
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The crowd has turned against the DJ
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning to the scamming ass niggas and scamming ass niggas only.
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Despoina [Commissions Open] @desdarkdesigns.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Reminder as to why you do not under any circunstances trust these companies with your data. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
The platform says hackers targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This gay ass pair has had me 🤣🤣🤣 for days.
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Cruise drama explained as ‘petty icon’ pulls off elaborate sting operation to confront friend
She used a 'hook-up' app to find him on the cruise she was supposed to be on
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So ChatGPTs kids are bad as hell doing back flips with silver caps in their mouth.
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
just read this comment on IG-- did y'all know bragg's got sold?!?!?! WE CAN'T HAVE SHIT! 🤬😠
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Saint Nusjuro 🌙 @oniwar.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And imma keep going
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Skeet Child O' Mine @furiosity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
People died
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Didn't know Costco hot dogs were so big. My jaws are warmed up for whatever the rest of the day slings at me.
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disinGINUWINE @darqdad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey real talk I know that Daejon Love dude is horrible for scamming all those women But….. Brett Favre stole welfare funds from the state of Mississippi with the help of the governor and was never arrested nor prosecuted.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
“I didn’t get to try it for myself, but seems pretty legit” LMFAO $499 toothbrush, btw.
Article excerpt

The CameraJet's main draw is that it's a combination of a toothbrush and a waterpik, which would be interesting on its own. But to kick things up a notch, Dyson has thrown in an Al camera that can actually judge the intervals between your teeth and shoot out water at the moment you pass the gap. This ensures the water goes into those hard-to-reach crevices in order to efficiently clean your teeth.
Dyson says the camera analyzes 28 live images per second, and while I didn't get to test it on real teeth, it did seem to work well on a demo
pair of fake teeth that Dyson let us scrub.
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Please don't do this right now.
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AK @aimzkritty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ripping & running = I did it to myself Run ragged = y’all asking for too damn much, now!
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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AK @aimzkritty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Having responsibilities and depression at the same damn time <<<<<<<<<<<<
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Heard Canadian Geese this morning so it's really October 28th.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
Audi's are a mechanics best friend.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026
Trump is making the astronauts he's supposedly honoring sit around and wait for him endlessly. Ambient music has been playing for a half an hour now as everybody waits for Trump to show up.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/08/2026
Trump is now more than an hour late for a Medal of Honor event at the NASA Johnson Space Center, and the producers of the event are playing long videos to fill the time as Trump posts on Truth Social
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Haven't heard your voice but somehow can hear you say this pissed.
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Shook Arthur Meme
ALT: Shook Arthur Meme
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 19/08/2026
the Italian government is subsidizing an Italian company, Bending Spoons, with cheap backstopped debt. With this debt the company is buying up decaying internet has beens, like Evernote, jacking up user fees to show short term revenue growth so management can eventually dump shares on the Nasdaq.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
Alt: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Inner City Press @innercitypress.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OK - now US v Luigi Mangione proceeding - Inner City Press while pushing for wider access to NYS trial this morning wrote on double jeopardy here: matthewrussellleeicp.substack.com/p/luigi-extr... after book: www.amazon.com/Luigi-Mangio... and will live skeet, thread below
matthewrussellleeicp.substack.com
LUIGI EXTRA: Amid Reports of Possible Luigi Mangione Federal Guilty Plea NYS Dismissal of Paul Manaford Case Is Instructive - more analysis here
More analysis on X for Subscribers here and below the paywall / Subscribe (support) line here
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
What in the baby giraffe
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Y'all got Darius Crooks sprinkling Tears De Provence all over the fucking internet. What is he teaching?
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I need to know how close Iran was to doing the really big one that the people had to sneak that man around in a Uhaul for microwave dinners.
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
“oh James? He be in his own world”
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just seen someone call David Crowley A!PAC Shakur.
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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🗣️ YALL the wife sent me a video on IG and I couldn’t believe it. Remember Darius Cooks aka Crook from twitter not he’s a HS school teacher now 😂😩😂 Guess the food scamming finally came to an end. But also they let anybody teach I see.
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really gotta watch more QVC, because what’s the tea Maryann??? 👀 #Thatsmygirl 🤭
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Jehwauhn. @jehwauhn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All the celebrities are giving the PR correct answer that they're praying for Perez Hilton. I want to hear the real energy.
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