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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta figure out dinner and get Bosslady to ballet by 5:45
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Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These recommendations in this meeting…
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Will Ferrell Says That's Dumb
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imma try to sneak out of work at 3…
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Tom And Jerry: Tom Locks the Door Sneakily
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have built a pretty nice community over here…
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But Black Dynamite... @tillaeonproject.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Kingpin before he grabbed that hammer
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Book alert: Black Water by Michael McDowell
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why am I so tired today?! I need some coffee.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me go to this meeting …
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
ALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jean Jacket been clutch in my office, cuz they still got the AC on in the school house!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw that Cornell hashtag and thought something happened to Cornell West. Smh They need to put those depraved monsters under the jail tho!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t want to see no more of those AI UNC and Phew COLORS VIDEOS!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me the blackest person in the room…
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven’t even had my first meeting yet smh
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ready for this day to be over already lol
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reasonable doubt - track 8 @nocutcard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not surprising at all. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Diddy’s pampered life in prison: Massages, nude photos, Hennessy
Sean Combs has spent thousands of dollars a month to bring his lifestyle to a low-security correctional facility in southern New Jersey, sources said.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dynamic Pricing is predatory!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I come to your crib and your bathroom or kitchen nasty… I won’t be here long!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seen a dude in the locker room bathroom in a stall with no shoes on…. Df is happening?!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is an issue in this country where people confuse empathy with sensitivity…
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luke Skywalker from VA, just remember that!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That KAYTRANADA x Freddie Gibbs album going to be crazy! music.apple.com/us/album/pre...
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Pressure by KAYTRANADA on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 1:58
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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As 4 Me by MIKE on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 1:43
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hibiscus is still blooming, though I brought it in to ward off the fall frost.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Onimusha: Way of The Sword 7.5 out of 10 Combat is good, graphics are good, story is decent, enemy variety could be improved.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need a haircut asap!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been hella productive today, I’m ready to go to the gym now!
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Shameless plug I'm the best independent streaming service available. Cheaper than your favorite Faster than your favorite And you can download what you want. I'm your favorite pirate's favorite pirate.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just cracked the seal on a ice cold Coke!
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Shannon Sharpe Enjoys Mountain Dew
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spooky season at work? Lol
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wattup doe!
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Who Marie is??? @aglover15.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bengals pack
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Smoking That
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steelers win!
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Mike Tomlin's Sideline Focus
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/09/2026
These kids on a different world look old as hell 😭😭😭
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ryéder. rider. writer. @theanyarye.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
i love black love bc wym adding both mother’s and father’s names to make their child’s name.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What y’all getting into tonight … I think imma stay in the crib and watch movies.
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somebody let the GDs in the door!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the science between neurodivergent men and fedoras???
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Dorian Electra's Fedora Hat Toss
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the science between neurodivergent men and fedoras???
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Dorian Electra's Fedora Hat Toss
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I look at parents, when they know, I KNOW THEY ARE LYING!!!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It might be kind of time to admit Deion Sanders isn’t a good coach bruh… I love what he doing for them boys off the field, but he might need to hang it up fam as a coach…
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Millionaires telling us to gamble our schillings on sports and “prediction futures” is insane in this economy! SMH
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bahahaha
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jayden Daniels
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steelers Offense is so trash!
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Urkel-Bot @darqdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really was the CD Burner plug in highschool lol
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