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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 4m

The Port Orchard sunset has some Mt Doom vibes tonight

Clouds over the mountains with some ominous orange highlights

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 7h

This team is not worth sitting through Paxton ads

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 10h

Sick of these smart appliances. Now my parents toaster oven is hitting on me

Toaster oven with the word "hot" on the display

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

300 both explains it and partially caused it

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The trend of the last few years where we're all supposed to like Tom Cruise now feels like a psy op

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The neighborhood brewery is honoring the season, both fresh hop and gourd

Several tap handles at a bar with decorative gourds

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pre-GPS discourse is elder millennial hose-posting and I won't participate

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Game of Thrones getting bad didn't make the first four reasons retroactively not good. Schitt's Creek removing all conflict from the last two seasons and turning everyone into great people actually made the basic premise worse.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For no real reason this morning I remembered that the RCP guys gassed themselves and a bunch of PACs into thinking they could take down Patty Murray in 2022 because they got super horny for the Republican nominee.

Wikipedia screenshot of a bunch of predictors saying a Senate race in Washington state was likely D except Politico as Lean D (dumb) and RCP as Tossup (lmao). Murray won 57% of the vote

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A really good bit would be to make an hour long "Everything Lanterns Gets Wrong!!!" YouTube video, but not touch comics lore at all and just focus on how weird every football scene is

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All the marketing for Other Mommy just makes me want to rewatch Coraline instead

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm visiting Texas a week after the midterms, and it's really starting to sink in how weird a time that might be

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wild that teams keep letting Robbie Ray pitch in the playoffs. Seems dumb

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I haven't seen a guy from Carthage, TX shoot through a hole like this since the criminally underrated Bernie (2011)

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This latest Dominos campaign is really meeting the American consumer at our level

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sometimes football is easy. Just be faster than everyone

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

12 defensive players on a FG attempt is Billy Napier shit. Sorry Hogs

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can they still tarmac Beamer after a home game?

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lol got better field position from that roughing penalty

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So that's what it feels like to be our opponents the last couple weeks

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A ref just blew up an Auburn defender without flinching

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People on this site will just believe anything you put in a screenshot of some text

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm bluntling all Astros related feelings in the most healthy way possible: getting mad about Torkild Rieber again instead

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's funny that no series previews can really commit to their hand wringing about the Astros hosting the wild card round because the White Sox were all of 3 games better. The AL just stank this year!

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Logging into Kanopy to watch Hot Rod. Libraries bring us so much culture.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I made it a block before realizing I'd dropped my wallet and someone had already scooped it and gone racing off to a gas station to try a bunch of fraud. I'm less mad about the money itself than how brazen it was.

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slaanice @slaanice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dr. John Kitna

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I occasionally forget that James Franklin made the funniest possible DC hire. Not a bad hire, just very funny

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Canada was five minutes from electing their own Trump before they got negatively polarized into voting Carney. Yes we are dumb, but this is very silly.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The only time I identify with the "actually America has always sucked" killjoys is when a post starts going around about how back in the day rural southern culture was about cool stuff like violently resisting federal authority. You know, for reasons that were probably super chill and normal.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Interview iced coffee is the the most "800 comments into a midday edsbs fanshot" discourse this site has produced yet

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Without getting into the communities involved, it's interesting to watch a meatspace business get hit with the lesson every online business has to eventually learn: identity your actual customers and ignore everyone else

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For no real reason I was thinking about how the three people who tried to do the thing were a school shooter Republican, a center right NAFO guy, and a Bluesky resist lib. Funniest possible constellation of ideologies, especially given who isn't there.

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In an otherwise pretty good cover of CCR's "Cotton Fields," Jamestown Revival's singer clearly says "when those cotton balls get rotten" instead of "cotton bolls"

Simpsons nerd saying "boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder"

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's time for everyone's favorite game: wander around the neighborhood to see which porch matches the picture FedEx took for their proof of delivery!

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

After 9 months of work, this is 100% finished and blocked. Proud of the final result, but if I ever try to knit something this complicated on size 4 needles again, please shoot me in the face.

Mirror selfie of a man in a hand knit charcoal turtle neck sweater with a herringbone cable pattern. Pattern is Ajax pullover on ravelry

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Schitt's Creek is a show by nepo babies for actual babies

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bluesky is autoscrolling game where the goal is to block enough people that you stop seeing blood and soil NYC transplant nonsense on the TL. You always eventually lose, but that's what makes it challenging enough to be fun!

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Jorvorskie Braaaiiins @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We've moved past Brandoning and into the Carter Zone

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