Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey Wordle? Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut 030
Reposted by Jeff LowellJeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“Bullet appears in Maine man in vicinity of ICE agents” 625013
Reposted by Jeff LowellPhilo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is surprisingly like the Conor McGregor fight 1671761266
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Good things come in threes. The next one better not be Ted Nugent or some lame tease. 151
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Does anyone know what those symbols are between Sting and Ultravox? 210
Reposted by Jeff LowellPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143472460
Reposted by Jeff LowellInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125562748
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“ now Melania and I are going to go to the new East wing bunker to wait for news of the great victory.” 041
Reposted by Jeff LowellNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026OH MY GOD IT'S GONE THEY JUST DROPPED THE TARP THE WHOLE KENNEDY CENTER HAS VANISHED 321450156
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026BREAKING: Monkey Business will be unable to play the Freedom 250 event in Washington DCstatic.klipy.comSong Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys OrchestraALT: Song Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys Orchestra 021
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I will vote for the person who promises to rip down everything he built and strip his name off every building. 041
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026So yesterday it was happening today, and today it was happening yesterday. Is there one reporter on earth brave enough to ask a follow up question? 021
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Name 10 bands you’ve obsessed over at some point: • The Beatles • The Beach Boys • Led Zeppelin • Big Star • Tom Waits • Dead Kennedies • Elvis Costello • R.E.M. • Sonic Youth • Nirvana 011
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026So many posts rooting for his death. I want him to live a good long life and watch his fortune stripped away, his name erased from everywhere he put it, his family and every “friend” denounce him, and him jailed for the rest of his existence. Death is wayyy too easy. 241
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Can we just nominate the person running Gavin Newsom's social media and not him? They seem pretty great. 030
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026What's the opposite of lowering flags to half-mast? Raising them to double mast? That's what I'll be doing. 011
Reposted by Jeff LowellDerek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026In the old days, newsstands would have magazines and articles and you might see an article tease on the cover and you'd buy that magazine for $4 and take it with you. You didn't have to buy a subscription or give your name and number to the publisher. Make paying to read one article easy again! 2322
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026youtu.be/-qiDHQ3qDgE?...youtu.beThat's How I Escaped My Certain FateYouTube video by Mission Of Burma - Topic 000
Reposted by Jeff LowellYe Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It's hard to find a better album than this one. This is one of those albums you throw on when some troglodyte wants to say, "PuNk MuSiCiAnS cAn'T pLaY". #nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #deadkennedys 4948830
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Is there a name for "Napoleon complex" with a beard? You know this guy has the sparsest, scraggliest beard ever. 130
Reposted by Jeff LowellPeter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2025You’re going to spend eternity in Hell unless you know this one trick. 063
Reposted by Jeff Lowellregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 29/02/2024new wordle: you get 6 chances to mute the entire site using just 5 letters 2238764
Reposted by Jeff Lowellkilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 16/02/2024“in america we’re told russians have no freedom of speech, so I traveled to russia to find out. I was shocked to learn even notorious critics like aleksi navalny were gifted access to top government institutes to speak freely” 36741201
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 02/01/2024Can we stop calling Green Day a punk rock band? They were invited to perform on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And accepted. “After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!” 210
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/12/2023So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla 050
Reposted by Jeff Lowellkilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 08/12/2023I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot. but this may be the hall of fame post that shuts down all competition 3770285
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 30/11/2023People are angry about brave anti-Trump liberal hero John Dean praising Kissinger... Dean willingly took the job as Richard Nixon's fucking lawyer. You let that scorpion on your back, you're not making it across the river. 030
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 26/11/2023George Carlin Magic Johnson Michael Stipe Jeff Probst Jane Fonda 040
Reposted by Jeff Lowelljeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/11/2023make all your jokes but i am 75% done building the racist trolley 2474
Reposted by Jeff LowellThorby Corvin @thorbycorvin.bsky.social · 12/11/2023The ideal life is being born in 1947 being age 20 in 1967 to fuck in a field and take LSD and then buy a house for $5000 after walk into a bank to get a job and impress them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well hedged investment portfolio 041
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 16/11/2023I can’t pinpoint when it happened, but I want George Santos to stay in office forever. 020
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/11/2023Tim Scott's fake girlfriend's acting gig didn't last long. 030
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 02/11/2023You know who would have loved to see the Rangers win? Harambe. 181
Reposted by Jeff Lowellrowast says abolish ICE now @rowast.com · 28/10/2023Remember when Trump said you needed I'd to buy bread and said he was leading Obama in the polls then the press reported on Bidens mental decline? 031
Reposted by Jeff LowellSmall Gray Games @smallgraygames.bsky.social · 28/10/2023Why is "if you don't vote for Joe Biden, you're voting for Trump" discourse already happening. It's 2023, there's no election right now. There's no voting. 041
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 25/10/2023“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.” 021
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 11/10/2023“We Have Slightly Different Imaginary Deities With Slightly Different Made Up Rules And So We Must Kill Each Other, vol 76,624” 010
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 09/10/2023My music snobbiest position: Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation is worse than every album that preceded it. Minutemen’s Double Nickels On The Dime is worse than Post-Mersh 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who says otherwise got into the game too late. 010
Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 22/09/2023So when The Rapture hits today, all the fundamentalists go to heaven and the rest of us get to stay where we are? So it’s just Florida? 010