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Jeff Lowell

@jefflowell.bsky.social
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Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc... m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094

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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Coming this fall: The Man From Nantucket
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey Wordle? Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Bullet appears in Maine man in vicinity of ICE agents”
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is surprisingly like the Conor McGregor fight
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Good things come in threes. The next one better not be Ted Nugent or some lame tease.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone know what those symbols are between Sting and Ultravox?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“ now Melania and I are going to go to the new East wing bunker to wait for news of the great victory.”
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OH MY GOD IT'S GONE THEY JUST DROPPED THE TARP THE WHOLE KENNEDY CENTER HAS VANISHED
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Monkey Business will be unable to play the Freedom 250 event in Washington DC
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Song Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys Orchestra
ALT: Song Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys Orchestra
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I will vote for the person who promises to rip down everything he built and strip his name off every building.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So yesterday it was happening today, and today it was happening yesterday. Is there one reporter on earth brave enough to ask a follow up question?
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Name 10 bands you’ve obsessed over at some point: • The Beatles • The Beach Boys • Led Zeppelin • Big Star • Tom Waits • Dead Kennedies • Elvis Costello • R.E.M. • Sonic Youth • Nirvana
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So many posts rooting for his death. I want him to live a good long life and watch his fortune stripped away, his name erased from everywhere he put it, his family and every “friend” denounce him, and him jailed for the rest of his existence. Death is wayyy too easy.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
You’re welcome, America.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
What to do, what to do
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Can we just nominate the person running Gavin Newsom's social media and not him? They seem pretty great.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
What's the opposite of lowering flags to half-mast? Raising them to double mast? That's what I'll be doing.
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Derek Haas @derekhaaswriter.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
In the old days, newsstands would have magazines and articles and you might see an article tease on the cover and you'd buy that magazine for $4 and take it with you. You didn't have to buy a subscription or give your name and number to the publisher. Make paying to read one article easy again!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
youtu.be/-qiDHQ3qDgE?...
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That's How I Escaped My Certain Fate
YouTube video by Mission Of Burma - Topic
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Ye Olde Punk @nehoc.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's hard to find a better album than this one. This is one of those albums you throw on when some troglodyte wants to say, "PuNk MuSiCiAnS cAn'T pLaY". #nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #deadkennedys
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Is there a name for "Napoleon complex" with a beard? You know this guy has the sparsest, scraggliest beard ever.
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Peter Karlin @heykarlin.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
You’re going to spend eternity in Hell unless you know this one trick.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
They're dead.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
new wordle: you get 6 chances to mute the entire site using just 5 letters
bluesky UI showing the Add button under the feature that allows you to mute specific words, with a string of text that says: "We recommend avoiding common words that appear in many posts, since it can result in no posts being shown."
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
“in america we’re told russians have no freedom of speech, so I traveled to russia to find out. I was shocked to learn even notorious critics like aleksi navalny were gifted access to top government institutes to speak freely”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Can we stop calling Green Day a punk rock band? They were invited to perform on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve. And accepted. “After these messages from our sponsors, be sure to come back and enjoy the punk stylings of “Green Day!”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Bang up job.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
So their campaign will 100% encourage strangers to try to damage any Cybertruck they see in the wild? Seems smart. #Cybertruck #tesla
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot. but this may be the hall of fame post that shuts down all competition
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
People are angry about brave anti-Trump liberal hero John Dean praising Kissinger... Dean willingly took the job as Richard Nixon's fucking lawyer. You let that scorpion on your back, you're not making it across the river.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
George Carlin Magic Johnson Michael Stipe Jeff Probst Jane Fonda
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/11/2023
make all your jokes but i am 75% done building the racist trolley
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Thorby Corvin @thorbycorvin.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
The ideal life is being born in 1947 being age 20 in 1967 to fuck in a field and take LSD and then buy a house for $5000 after walk into a bank to get a job and impress them with your third grade reading level and then die before 2001 with your well hedged investment portfolio
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I can’t pinpoint when it happened, but I want George Santos to stay in office forever.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Tim Scott's fake girlfriend's acting gig didn't last long.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
You know who would have loved to see the Rangers win? Harambe.
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rowast says abolish ICE now @rowast.com · 28/10/2023
Remember when Trump said you needed I'd to buy bread and said he was leading Obama in the polls then the press reported on Bidens mental decline?
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Small Gray Games @smallgraygames.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Why is "if you don't vote for Joe Biden, you're voting for Trump" discourse already happening. It's 2023, there's no election right now. There's no voting.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
“Technically, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says the Speaker has to be a human.”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
“We Have Slightly Different Imaginary Deities With Slightly Different Made Up Rules And So We Must Kill Each Other, vol 76,624”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
My music snobbiest position: Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation is worse than every album that preceded it. Minutemen’s Double Nickels On The Dime is worse than Post-Mersh 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who says otherwise got into the game too late.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
The Dumbledore curse strikes again!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
So when The Rapture hits today, all the fundamentalists go to heaven and the rest of us get to stay where we are? So it’s just Florida?
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