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Jeff Lowell

@jefflowell.bsky.social
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Writer producer: John Tucker Must Die, Sports Night, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, Two and a Half Men, The Ranch, George Carlin Show, Jim Gaffigan Show, etc etc etc etc etc... m.imdb.com/name/nm0523094

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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Bluesky: better than Twitter, but still the internet!”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Great username, great story, fuck the haters and mansplainers
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I never get the “ it’s illegal so it can’t happen” discourse. It will go to the Supreme Court and the Supreme Court will support him, the law doesn’t matter anymore.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Coming this fall: The Man From Nantucket
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t know how anyone can look at the Supreme Court and think there is such a thing as law or facts.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey Wordle? Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Bullet appears in Maine man in vicinity of ICE agents”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And 2024 when Biden was running everything, it was fair!! Make it make sense!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Bullet appears in Maine man in vicinity of ICE agents”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pretentious fucks!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Beautiful thought. I’ll choose death.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is surprisingly like the Conor McGregor fight
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Good things come in threes. The next one better not be Ted Nugent or some lame tease.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ahhhhhhhhh genius
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Does anyone know what those symbols are between Sting and Ultravox?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
victory lapping on this one
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Aside from the Nazi tattoo, he..." turns out to have not been a great foundation of a defense
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think it’s just a portmanteau like spork where they share a letter at the joining point?
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Taylor and Travis
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It makes me chuckle when people talk about “legally,” as if the word has any meaning any more. What’s legal is what the Supreme Court says. Period.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Did you ever speed with a kid in your car? If your kid had been shot, would you have said “my bad?”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“ now Melania and I are going to go to the new East wing bunker to wait for news of the great victory.”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Execution for an alleged misdemeanor migghhhhttt be where your focus should go
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
OH MY GOD IT'S GONE THEY JUST DROPPED THE TARP THE WHOLE KENNEDY CENTER HAS VANISHED
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let’s hope!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Or it will break them and they’ll never recover! 🤷‍♂️
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Definitely one of the top 100 Australian soft rock bands of all time.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I thought they were worried about being sued by the John birch society? Not just one line? I could be wrong!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Who's gonna tell him there's a person in there?
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lol They’re losing 30 million on this fight
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Monkey Business will be unable to play the Freedom 250 event in Washington DC
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Song Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys Orchestra
ALT: Song Of Kong 1933: Dancing Monkeys Orchestra
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Haha mine’s a failed guide dog, pure lab!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Because people we trust, like the Iranians, are saying it. Sigh
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Don jr watching dad shitpost instead of coming to his wedding
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I will vote for the person who promises to rip down everything he built and strip his name off every building.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"I don't make projections, especially about the future." Do you make them about the past? Seems a little easier.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So yesterday it was happening today, and today it was happening yesterday. Is there one reporter on earth brave enough to ask a follow up question?
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Name 10 bands you’ve obsessed over at some point: • The Beatles • The Beach Boys • Led Zeppelin • Big Star • Tom Waits • Dead Kennedies • Elvis Costello • R.E.M. • Sonic Youth • Nirvana
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If we're going down a Glen Campbell rabbit hole, might I recommend R.E.M.'s cover of Wichita Linesman? www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsE4...
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Wichita Lineman (Live From Houston, TX / 9/15/1995)
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
They should make a machine with wheels that a human could sit in, if we really want to go faster! Fingers crossed they figure this out
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I'm all for a good conspiracy theory, but do you think Trump would agree to a plan that had a person with a rifle shooting anywhere near him?
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
“Seemingly” “Christ-like”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Does your beer taste like metal? It’s an IPA!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The autodidacts curse!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Then imagine how worthless it is posting about posting on Bluesky!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Exactly, someone will say “oh he went too far, I’m just going to keep the good parts like hating everyone who isn’t like you.”
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So many posts rooting for his death. I want him to live a good long life and watch his fortune stripped away, his name erased from everywhere he put it, his family and every “friend” denounce him, and him jailed for the rest of his existence. Death is wayyy too easy.
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Not only that, he won twice with Dems in power and lost only when he was in charge. Make it make sense!!!!
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Jeff Lowell @jefflowell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The trash can helps make cleanup easier for the next stage of disrespect.
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