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Jeff Layton

@jefflayton.bsky.social
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I'm just Jeff. Cluster monkey, past military officer and professor. #HPC and Lots of other Things. I work at NVIDIA but have worked other places (it's a long list). Opinions and re-posts are my own. "Next to Last"

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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been using Ubuntu for quite a few years now. Not because it's my favorite but it's the path of least resistance at work. Xubuntu has been the version and it's OK. I still hate snap - it's obnoxious. Thanks for the article!
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's really disappointing.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When I see his picture, all I can think of is Fire Marshal Bill - the old character that Jim Carrey portrayed (it was on In Living Color).
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Fernanda Foertter @hpcprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Added a newsletter option for those of you that would prefer a weekly digest. It's at the footer of thedailyflop.com
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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you Canada. I've said it before, you are the best neighbour any dumbass country ever had.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In case everyone forgot, including President Obama, Fox admitted in court that Fox News is not a news organization. It should have it credentials pulled. I don't think People Magazine has White Press credentials either.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Warewulf @warewulfhpc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎉 Warewulf v4.7.1 is out! A bug-fix release improves provisioning, networking, compatibility, and security. 🔧 Key fixes: • wwctl power behavior • wwclient compatibility • Image/overlay corruption • Kernel version detection • IPv6-only See release notes & CHANGELOG. #Warewulf #HPC #OpenSource
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I was a teenager, my family traveled to the Soviet Union (my father was a Russian historian). I got to go into Lenin's Tomb. He looked better than Mitch.
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Christine Hall @brideoflinux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Open source is always about freedom of choice, if it's about nothing else: For Automakers, RISC-V Isn’t Just About Ownership: It’s About Freedom of Choice buff.ly/8YavL9e
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For Automakers, RISC-V Isn’t Just About Ownership: It’s About Freedom of Choice
MIPS’ Sameer Wasson explains why an automotive OEM’s choice of instruction set architecture (ISA) should prioritize supplier choice, software reuse and long-term economic control.
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Glenn K. Lockwood @glennklockwood.com · 10/09/2026
The IO500 committee just stripped Sugon of its #1 position in the Production list because it appears that their ParaStor F9000 isn't a real product, or it could not be verified as one. Verify here: io500.org/list/isc26/p... My notes on ParaStor: glennklockwood.com/garden/paras... #HPC #notreally
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IO500 - ISC26 - Production List
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In case ANYONE needs confirmation, someone really likes Nazis.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is one of the reasons why I didn't watch this year's coverage (plus I don't like staying up to 2:00-3:00 am to watch a match).
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#HPC on bsky is pretty slow except at SC and ISC. You can set you watch by these conferences on bsky :)
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy #StarTrekDay!
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Evidently Amazon didn't pay off enough people at the FTC. Come on Amazon, focus.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I switched and I don't regret it. I'm making it permanent.
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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sandy James @sandyjamesbooks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wherever you are—especially in red states—check your registration!!!
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh... I really wish those charts used the same y-axis range. It's difficult to compare them to each other.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We should put this sign on every politician's desk
What would Dolly do?
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wendy norris @wendynorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's been such an awful couple of years. Let's honor one of the best people on the planet.
Top image: Star Wars logo on a dark field of stars.
Bottom image: Scene of Dolly Parton's character seated behind a typewriter in the movie "9 to 5."

Caption: If 5/4 is Star Wars Day, can 9/25 be Dolly Parton Day?
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What happened to helping the Iranian people topple their government? Evidently he forgot that lie too. Oh! one more word.... TACO.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just posting this because, as of yesterday, the US national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time. The GOP: the party of fiscal responsibility. 🥴
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
To be this stupid and still be able to breathe... It's just remarkable.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love that tour!
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wisewebwoman.bsky.social @wisewebwoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly, this is like a Monty Python skit. She's swaying to her own private head music, Brainworms is spouting insane nonsense as usual and yer man is snoring in the middle. This is the US government.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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OpenMP ARB @openmp-arb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Join us October 7–9, 2026 for the 22nd annual IWOMP, the annual workshop dedicated to the advancement of all aspects of parallel programming with OpenMP. August 14th is the last day with the early-bird pricing -- full pricing starts on August 15 www.iwomp.org/registration/ #concurrence #HPC
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spencer Hakimian

@SpencerHakimian

BREAKING: IRAN SAYS IT DOES NOT KNOW WHO IS CURRENTLY IN CHARGE OF THE UNITED STATES

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@notcapnamerica

B!TCH WE DONT EITHER
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Six congressmen bought between $83,000 to $245,000 in SpaceX stock just before its IPO: -Jared Moskowitz -Gil Cisneros -Dan Meuser -John McGuire -William Timmons -John James Five serve on committees whose work impacts SpaceX's business. We must ban members of Congress from trading stock.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED......
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If there is something new remember in the existing World Cup that Trump gets to decide all cards, whistles, and VARs (until he is happy) and it's fine to fight after the whistle is blown. Maybe Trump will make a pitch on the front lawn so the UFC can participate.
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Tom Emanuel @tom-emanuel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Congratulations to Spain on winning the last ever World Cup.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Isn't that Flan?
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Linux Magazine @linux-magazine.com · 10/07/2026
Registration is open for #SC26 in Chicago! We are honored to be a media partner again this year with @admin-magazine.com bit.ly/44Dd9Wr #HPC #community #AI #EnterpriseLinux #events
SC26 | Chicago, IL | hpc unites
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Never forget HAL 9000.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/07/2026
NEW: This is too much. The DOJ accidentally emailed copies of Volume II of Jack Smith's final report to the lawyers representing a woman they charged with obstruction of justice for emailing Volume II of Jack Smith's final report. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/doj-accide...
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DOJ Accidentally Sent Volume II of Jack Smith's Report to Outside Counsel
The kicker? The Outside Counsel they accidentally sent the report to is representing a woman they charged with a crime for taking Volume II out of the DOJ
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They are arresting U.S. Air Force Officers for free speech and U.S. Olympians for curiosity—but not rich men for raping children with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I don't think quoting Fox Business has the impact you think it does :)
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CVJ @enuffsaysv.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Torching the league with thick glasses, a messy fro, and zero fuqs, is EXACTLY the kind of role model I needed for my daughter. There's a million kids out there watching Olivia Miles dominate and realizing: Being the best does require you to fit somebody else's beauty standard. @wnba.com
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Jeff Layton @jefflayton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Vaccines Work!
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