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Jeffrey R. Villines

@jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social
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HCC English Faculty | Fantasy Author | Occasional Actor | he/him | www.jeffinthebowtie.com

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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ROBERT PATTINSON (having just signed his contract for Twilight): Anyway, I’m looking forward to turning into a bat. AGENT: Oh, vampires… don’t turn into bats in this one. ROBERT PATTINSON: …Then I must find another way.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally had that experience of trying to person-wash my boss’s A.I. slop to make it usable, ending up with more work than if I’d started from scratch. Not a fan, as it turns out! Achievement unlocked, I guess?
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cold Stone Creamery, but for meat loaf
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Diogenes would’ve been unstoppable with balloon animals.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Someday, people will post about writing the way they post about checkbooks and tax forms: “Why didn’t they teach this in school!?😂😡” And the unheard reply will be the same: “We used to. We begged to continue. We were told we were impeding the future, which was not in skills but in subscriptions.”
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“Oh, just one more thing. That journal article you cited? Beautiful citation, by the way. Anyway, my nephew was looking for it, and it turns out that journal has never existed.”
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Katerina Ivanovna deserves better! #TheBrothersKaramazov
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can we stop talking about how you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today and talk more about how you couldn’t make Jeanne Dielman?
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“I just lost The Game,” wherein The Game is how long you can go without thinking about Object-Oriented Ontology.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Recently got my first reading glasses. Hokey smokes, I’m back to reading like a nearly drowned man exults at the feeling of dry ground beneath his feet! Turns out there’s a gradual but persistent disincentive where the act of reading is physically painful!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Headlines about court decisions: “A court has issued an injunction against the motion to halt approval of the cancellation of orders to rescind prior determination revoking authorization for Jim’s haircut.” Can we have a colon and then 2-3 words saying plainly if the haircut is happening?
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The “so thoroughly generalized as to say nothing while being technically true” flavor of vagueness that countless college professors have recently gotten irretrievably sick of.
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🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə) @timhenke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
big fan of google's AI definition "well the meaning depends on if you meant an entirely fucking different word"
Prostate

Prostate is a multifaceted term depending on whether you are using it as an adjective, a verb, or accidentally confusing it with a completely different anatomical word
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
There should be a movie called “all cats are big now” where all cats are suddenly 10 feet tall and hunting their owners and Patrick Wilson is a scientist looking at a screen and it shows a graph of cats being small and then big with an arrow pointing at big and he takes off his glasses dramatically
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I miss screensavers.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Quote with 5 MOVIES to get to know you 1. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension 2. Brazil 3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit 4. Thelma 5. The Brothers Bloom
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I read the entire article trying to get an answer to the single question, “IN WHAT CAPACITY would A.I. be made integral to Red Lobster?” and toward the end there’s some hand waving about how different administrative departments will be tasked with figuring out internal A.I. use.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is exactly it. The work is the point.
When I assign analysis, I am not trying to extract a polished product; I am trying to put the student’s mind through resistance in order to make it stronger. Offloading the struggle to a chatbot does not “free students up for higher-order work.” It deprives them of building the strength to do any substantial cognitive work at all.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m in a #DaggerHeart #LivePlay with a local theatre company (The Octarine Accord). The Null Frontier is a West Marches campaign, meaning it’s less about a continuing story and more about exploring the world in a series of disconnected adventures with a rotating cast. Now streaming on YouTube!
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
YouTube should let you put channels on your shit list. Not full-on blocking a channel (though that would be nice, too), but just putting a little poop emoji in the corner of the thumbnail.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Saw someone talking about D&D and now I’m thinking what an amusing campaign you could set in the Brazil universe…
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I keep getting texts from political campaigns. More than from my actual friends. Maybe they want to hang out?
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
-Whiskey drink -Vodka drink -Lager drink -Cider drink -Songs that remind you of the good times -Songs that remind you of the better times
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
-Rent a flat above a shop -Cut your hair -Get a job -Smoke some [cigarettes] -Play some pool -Pretend you never went to school
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band: Ben Puts Five Away in the Appropriate Drawers
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sometimes I punch myself Hard as I can Shouting “Nobody cares” Hoping someone will tell me how Wrong I am
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book The Count of Croque Monsieur
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and Sam
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
AETN made me who I am!
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The Shumater @theshumater.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Bill that would save Arkansas PBS from destruction at the hands of its director, Carlton Wing, falls 4 votes short in the House; sponsors plan to try again Wed. #arpx #arleg #arnews www.arkansasonline.com/news/2026/ap...
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PBS bill fails to pass Arkansas House, falling 4 votes short | Arkansas Democrat Gazette
A bill to help Arkansas' public television network pay its dues to the Public Broadcasting Service failed to pass the state House of Representatives Tuesday.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I thought I ordered a combination lock, but I accidentally got a permutation lock!
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I hate that I know how to pronounce “xfinity.”
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy birthday, Mary Pickford (right)
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I just called my Congressmen about the implicit nuclear threats and impeachment. My Senators will probably do nothing. I spoke to someone in my Representative’s office who said they’re getting many such calls. Maybe I have done nothing, but I can’t sit silently by!
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It is apparently Autism Awareness Day? I am an autistic who was unaware of the day.
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Mikki Brock @mikkibrock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
and to be clear: I don't really blame students. Not fully. They are young and overwhelmed. I mean, imagine being 19 in *these times.* But I do blame the unregulated capitalist hellscape in which this is all unfolding, as well as university leaders that have jumped headfirst into promoting AI use.
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Mikki Brock @mikkibrock.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't see this said enough: the widespread use of generative AI is not only making our jobs as educators harder logistically, but also emotionally. It is genuinely sad to be suspicious of students when you have spent so much time building a pedagogy based on trust and not being a cop. It sucks.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ha ha, it feels good to be caught up on stuff! Have a moment to relax! Why do I always keep myself so busy? … Oh, shit. Here come my thoughts.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I am surprised to discover that my Barry Lyndon Criterion blu-ray places me squarely among the basic.
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Paul Constant @paulconstant.com · 26/03/2026
My take on the cursive discourse is that the most important class I took in high school was typing. I can’t believe how many teens and twentysomethings I see hunt-and-pecking their way around a keyboard. Everyone should be taught touch typing!
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A Faraday cage, except it blocks out everyone’s expectations about you.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bad Janet from the TV show The Good Place. A text bubble issues from her mouth to create the impression she spake the quoted post.
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agorgeoustriangle.bsky.social @agorgeoustriangle.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
@acluarkansas.bsky.social The whistleblower at Arkansas PBS has been caught. Could you boost their plight? arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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Mysterious letter to viewers like you pokes holes in reasoning to ditch Arkansas PBS - Arkansas Times
There's plenty of money to keep PBS on air in Arkansas. The decision to pull the plug is a culture war salvo, not a budgetary necessity, according to a mystery whistleblower.
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Jeffrey R. Villines @jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Anatomy of a Muppet
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
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