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Jeff Cenna

@jeffcenna.bsky.social
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Beagle dad. CHI PHI CLE sports. Most likely not related to John Cena. Creative Director, agency & in-house.

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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fun fact: Tomlin's last playoff game was a loss to the Browns in the first round
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Incorporating “Find me at Whole Foods, bitch” into my everyday lexicon. stereogum.com/2497047/hayl...
e title track to her recent solo album Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party, where she sings "I'll be the biggest star at this racist country singer's bar" (Jason Aldean and Kid Rock are also strong contenders). Williams was asked about that lyric a few months later during an interview on the New York Times' Popcast: "It could be [about] a couple people, but I'm always talking about Morgan Wallen," she said. "I don't give a shit. Find me at Whole Foods, bitch. I don't care."
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 22/04/2026
Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement chaser.com.au/business/app...
Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
As a doctor, is it important for you to play tackle football? I would think most doctors give that up by the end of med school.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I love to “make another pot of coffee in case anyone wants some” then drink a personal bonus liter o’joe straight to the face and have seven consecutive panic attacks
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
There are no winners in this fight
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
This nerd sucks
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 31/10/2025
"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
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I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good
It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Well-stated. No notes
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This is my half sleeve tattoo haha
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One of the greatest Snake-authored songs of all time. music.apple.com/us/album/thi...
music.apple.com
This Mystic Decade by Hot Snakes on Apple Music
Song · 2004 · Duration 3:03
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Did this last week and can confirm it rules
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Crazy short-term vision
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
One of the most expensive rosters ever assembled *that we know of*, only because player pay is above board now. (Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Beagle boy
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The AppleTV MLB Big Inning quad-screen is like NFL Redzone for baseball. Not sure if they've done this all season, but man it makes the games feel exciting.
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My god how have they survived
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
If you don't like this spot, you've probably never been outdoors youtu.be/gYKThyv0mW0?...
youtu.be
Columbia. Engineered For Whatever.
YouTube video by Columbia Sportswear
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
And a wee Starbucks inside that tiny Best Buy
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My pelvic floor has a high ceiling
Bloomberg.com screenshot:
Headline: The stress of Wall Street is sending men to pelvic floor therapy.
Pen-and-ink with tan and brown color wash illustration, cropped in on a man in business suit with his hands clasped and legs crossed.
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
fine take this Like, stupid Zac Brown Band
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Screw you ChatGPT
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
🌶️🌶️🌶️🧀
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Who cares, it's funny. Matches the half cooked bacon 😄 and suburban kitchen
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The orange juice moment is my favorite
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This ZR1 is a BEAST www.theverge.com/cars/676708/...
theverge.com
Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 first drive: hype meets hyperspeed
Protect your neck.
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I may have to shelve Gran Turismo and Days Gone for this
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Walmart assumes their employees will use Medicaid for insurance coverage, it's part of their business model
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
LinkedIn voice: here's what the Pacers last second comebacks have taught me about SaaS enterprise solution management
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd
HBO max logo changes
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago is 1-0 in Conclaves this season
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago remains undefeated #pope #allthewhitesmoke
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
#BarcaInter II is INSANITY #championsleague
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Throwback, not obsolete. Might even be worth something to re-sell
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bro is spitting 🔥☠️
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This gets me pretty hyped ngl
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Shedeur Sanders is going to star in the next round of "I moved to Ohio" ads
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Keep in mind, Mel Kiper acts like he knows, but he's been wrong about the last few Popes picked. He's still coasting on that early John Paul II prediction. #draft #conclave
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Pierbattista Pizzaballa is MY Pope. Anyone else gets the white smoke and I'm rioting
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
#LetEmKnow #TheMoreYouKnow @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
what a freaking loser
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Phantasy Star Disco Elysium Skyrim Final Fantasy Tactics
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh man you know this line killed in the marketing presentation
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Normal Call volume
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Jeff Cenna @jeffcenna.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ohhhh that sucks haha
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