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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I dont normally post photos of my kids online, but what the hell. This is the way.

A boy wearing an in-progress Mandalorian helmet made of white EVA foam. And Bluey pajamas.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Truly leading Bluesky in the sore dick discourse.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The lies never end with this man.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Anecdotally, I'm the extremely online one in my marriage (because I have a truly healthy relationship with the internet and unemployment) and my wife was aware and angry about Cornell before I was. This is a cleansing wildfire.

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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is slightly out of my normal lane, and I could charge six (hell maybe seven) figure to deliver this message as a consultant, but I’m gonna do it for free. Because I’m ✨enraged✨ People in the think tank/policy/inside the beltway DC world have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE how mad people are abt Cornell. 🧵

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This squirrel is the mascot of all those men who thought they could win a point off Serena Williams.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Corey, the Canuck vibes are off the charts. We're going to get Babcock and Bowman fired.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm in no way endorsing sports gambling, but could a person hypothetically bet on the number of coaches fired after losing to the Canucks? This is my Stanley Cup.

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just miila @ringpop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This season is fun because if we lose, it's a good effort and good for the tank and development. If we win, then we're dunking on whichever cup hopeful in an embarrassing way

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Raise your hand if you have a save percentage over 800... Tristan, put your fuckin' hand down."

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

BRB, need to set up a news alert for "Oilers goaltender Bowman fired"

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is amazing. The *consensus pick to finish last in the league Vancouver Canucks* are causing goaltending meltdowns for the Oilers.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has Ray used the phrase "dangerous at both ends of the ice" yet? Multiple times maybe?

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Petey-bombs, no Kane, no Foote. This season has everything.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am not watching because kiddo bedtime, but the score updates are fucking hilarious. I want them to tank for a high draft pick, but blowing up the Oilers' season first would be so delicious.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Salesman slaps the roof of the van, "This baby can hold so much misery!"

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait, did they say Two-kwila? Because I've never heard that in 26 years in Seattle. Tuck-will-uh is how I've always heard/said it.

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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a call by Manny Malhotra to put Sasson and Cotter on the ice in overtime. Cotter was dogged on the forecheck, Sasson made a fantastic backhand pass, and Cotter finished it off with aplomb. #Canucks

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So very, very bad at goaltending.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fortunately, you totally redeemed your reputation minutes later.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On pace for 168, but he probably regresses to just 92 or 93.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you are in line to score on Tristan Jarry STAY IN LINE.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Couldn't happen to a nic—more deserving piece of shit.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I ordered 82 sheep brains, so this one isn't mine.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Goddamnit, they were asking if we wanted to purchase a new home warranty.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is an incredible set of visualizations. Love it.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So, the price to drive on a pedestrian bridge is $600. How about we increase that by a couple orders of magnitude, and just take the cars and licenses away?

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I was looking through responses to make sure he was tagged. Thank you for your service.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Her expressions in every single frame. "Isn't this delicious? It's human flesh."

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This thread is amazing in that "I'm very glad I'm not on that plane" sense.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Play the reverse uno card and take all the pieces of BA and put them in various museums around the world.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I may have overtrained this summer; this morning I walked my wife through a simple retrospective to help with the process at her preschool. You can take the man out of the megacorp, but you can't take the megacorp out of the man.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶 We're here for a gourd time, Not a long time, So have a gourd time, The sun can't shine every day. 🎶

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cliches/60 are off the fucking charts right now at my house.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's how you play. You showed up to pre-semester in the best shape of your life, ready to go hard in the corners, get texts in deep, and really play your game with your identity. To get hurt this early in the season and play through really demonstrates character.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If I ever start working again, the first thing I'm going to do is build an incredibly lightweight planning tool. Markdown and go. Building durable maps of services and dependencies that can be fed as inputs into agents feels like an obvious win.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Any sufficiently advanced AI tooling road map is indistinguishable from thrashing.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's a trap. Those are unsolicited dick pics with a fancy name.

A glass jar branded Surprize Balls containing wrapped orange and purple balls containing, presumably, surprises.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Pope could be the next great animated series.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Have you tried EnumClaude, the latest AI assistant from Misanthropic? EnumClaude, the assistant that no longer makes you ineligible to join the FBI.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"So, recognizing that everyone makes mistakes, what exactly did you think you were getting when you hired the self-described 'Naked Clowns' for your child's party?"

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Woohoo! I hope you have an amazing, rejuvenating sabbatical.

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