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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is what they took from us.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

STFU About Chicago. We've got the Onion and Infowars.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The Onion presents Birth of a Nation, the only movie ever named this, is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...

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America: Birth Of A Nation

YouTube video by The Onion

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Cancel your plans. Something’s come up.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026

America: Birth Of A Nation | Official Trailer The Onion's look back on 250 years of American exceptionalism premieres July 3, just as our Founding Fathers predicted.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

To my coworkers: This will be the very last time I make this face in the office. I sincerely apologize and will be taking some time to reflect on the decisions I've made that got me here.

Me in a conference room with the dopiest grin you can imagine next to CMO Leila Brillson.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Say whatever the fuck how want about kat. But besmirch a $12.99 shrimp plate from the finest fast (casual) food restaurant in the midwest and you’re gonna catch some heat. Believe that.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Imagine my surprise this morning, firing up infowars.com for my daily dose of brain poison!

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Off Air

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 10/03/2026

The Onion’s print ads are the best thing in the newspaper.

60 Minutes.
A stopwatch.

“Is NBC hiring? Lesley Stahl investigates.”

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

if this was the audio I heard when watching live on tv I’d have cried harder than I did

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Mike Tired @jurassictodd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone. And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Hi everybody, It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships. Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post. This is, somehow, feasible. So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.

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Join The Onion

Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Disappointed in the Albert Brooks heads on this site ignoring how obvious this is.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Somebody owes us an explanation for why this isn’t called ‘Defending Your Wife’ youtu.be/irXTps1REHU?...

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Eternity | Official Trailer HD | A24

YouTube video by A24

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Look, I’ve unsubscribed and resubscribe to the NYT a dozen times in the last few years. I, too, have been a target of the “ if you had any ethics you would quit” ire when I worked at Deadspin. But journalism jobs are few and far between these days, and there are very few “good” media owners.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

TEN MINUTES. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO MAKE POPCORN.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

The Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile title screen

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.

screenshot of theonion.com homepage depicting new layout and scrolling newswire function

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Incredible to hear. I’ll say it’s less surprising to someone intimately aware of all the previous constraints but still very validating. Long live The Onion.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

The Onion subscriber newsletter was nominated for a Webby Award today. The thing you get OTHER than the paper is up for an award. Yes, I will eat the Webby if we win. Stop asking. I like how they taste. It is not unusual. It's regular behavior. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

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Vote for the best of the internet

I just voted in The Webby People's Voice Awards and checked my voter registration.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/03/2025

Subscribe to journalism's last, desperate stand. Join America's Finest Membership at 25% off: membership.theonion....

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

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Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

Screenshot from "Letter from our correspondent" in "Papua New Guinea Courier"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

America’s most influential newspapers are now not only useless but deceptive, laundering the toxicity and greed of the plutocrats who have purchased the government Still some good arts coverage tho

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Hi guys! Important note! If you want to get the Christmas Edition of The Onion before Christmas, please sign up by tomorrow at noon! Our 25% off sale ends then! This month's issue includes 16 extra pages of Onion wrapping paper. Including... this guy. Subscribe here: membership.theonion.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/11/2024

Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl theonion.com/trump-boys-g...

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

I signed up for the monthly print edition of The Onion and I just got the October issue and its the best money I've ever spent hands down. So fucking good.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2024

Look, you can pay us $60 now through August 31, or you can pay us $99 thereafter. But you will pay us. Become an Onion member while it's still optional. membership.theonion.com

Report: Everyone Will Judge You For Missing Out On Onion Membership Before Price Increase

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

The Onion Fellowship is back and better than ever. Now with benefits, if you're into that sort of thing: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

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The Onion Fellowship at The Onion

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

Was trying to find a different Onion post but this made me laugh so here we are

The Onion:. New Humane Bug Spray Makes Insects Cum So Hard They Die

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 10/05/2023

just an absolute haul from the Jewels

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