Reposted by beer gullet🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Rest in peace. Beautiful words 2446934
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026boomers have been using Charlie Brown in their AI memes and I am supremely offended 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Jesus Christ they really put the screws to us didn’t they 000
Reposted by beer gulletSuper Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Damn rip whoever the fuck this is…Marc Maron? 6231
Reposted by beer gulletLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083518310589
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026looking forward to tom cruise revisiting every successful movie in his career. Risky Business 2 with a 75 year old man as the lead. 000
Reposted by beer gulletGhoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 09/10/2026This is the shit they would talk about in Rap World. “I’m going to make a GTA game set in my hometown so I can drive a helicopter into the public library I’m banned from for looking up Mr. Skin on one of the computers.” 1246
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026listen, a lot of people in Chicago loved Mike Ditka 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The base of the Batman Hush figure from Mattel has a smoke machine in it. Incredible. 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026big dick head at work was let go, now they are replacing him. its a significant position and I'm tempted to apply, if only to get experience that I can use to apply to a place I actually want to work at. 110
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026underrated SNL celebrity impression: Taran Killam as Brad Pitt 000
Reposted by beer gullet🎃👻🧙♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026this is so fucking sad 885118401441
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Re: Mattels DC Legacy Collection: Sculpts look ok, articulation looks ok, I like the accessories and cloth capes, but I hope they figure out how to get rid of the sheen on the plastic, makes them look cheap. I've noticed this pretty much across the board for mattel action figures. 100
Reposted by beer gulletLauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now 1744242531
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I regret to inform you that the vice president of these United States of America is a dumb bitch 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The good thing about an actor saying something like “I don’t do politics” is that they are either racist or the dumbest person alive 100
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My wife is a photographer and has photographed many celebrities. But the best ones are when she photographs someone who is a celebrity to me like the bassist for a band I grew up listening to or an artist who makes fun t-shirts. 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026honest question: does not having eyebrows make your more likely to be a billionaire or does becoming a billionaire make your eyebrows fall off? 000
Reposted by beer gulletBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this. 1946001400
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sometimes the onion makes jokes that are too real 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I feel like if I was a billionaire, I would be able to afford eyebrow implants 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm think I'm at the point where I'm willing to admit that maybe new star wars stuff just isn't for me anymore 100
Reposted by beer gullet😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption 6103293
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Hey Beacon episode of Never Not Funny might be my favorite episode ever 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026jim bakker will be dehydrated, vacuum sealed and jammed into a plastic bucket as per his wishes 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You can buy the Wolverine game for $49.99 on the TikTok shop 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everyone I’m traveling with to China has been there multiple times so I feel like an idiot when I ask questions 110
Reposted by beer gulletMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348869952
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026dressing up like this to see diggerstatic.klipy.comSimpsons Cowboy: Yee-Haw! Imma Compensatin'ALT: Simpsons Cowboy: Yee-Haw! Imma Compensatin' 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The fellas in my chemical romance should write some happy songs about drinking a nice cold beer on a summer day, or having a butterfly land on your dogs head 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There was a kid in my english class in freshman year of high school who would loudly talk back to the teacher and ask provocative questions about whatever we were reading, as if he was smarter than the teacher. He failed that class and had to take it over. Thats who Pete Hegseth reminds me of. 000
Reposted by beer gulletDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026An opinion I’ve held for years that I don’t think I’ll ever change my mind on is that Americans have got to be one of the most propagandized populations in the world  321436158
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every time I see photo of some ice loser with a mask on I get incredibly angry. fucking losers. be a man about it at least. Pieces of shit. Fuck off and die. 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*wearing a Star Wars hat and t-shirt, having 10 different Star Wars tattoos* luckily some giant mega corporation bent on maintaining the status quo doesn’t own the intellectual property inexorably tied to my childhood… 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I very gracefully have eliminated the need for belts from my life by only wearing shorts and joggers. I have been doing this for a year and it’s incredible. 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Charlie Kirk’s silence on the Cornell 7 is deafening 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026one of the interesting things about disney world is that all the cocktails are very strong, almost encouraging ribaldry 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Best part of working from home: wearing no shirt while doing computer 010
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For me, I think I knew the democrats lost it in 2024 when Walz came out saying republicans were weird for caring so much about another persons genitalia and the the democrats made him quit it because they thought it would alienate conservative democrats 000
beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We should have a tv show called “Fuck Around And Find Out” where we get internet dipshits who make wild claims actually test them out: have a guy play against a WNBA player, have a dipshit fight a chimp and get rocked, etc. 000
