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Jordan LaFlure

@jdlaflure.bsky.social
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Executive Editor @theonion.com Proud employee of an adult-attraction-only workplace.

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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
To my coworkers: This will be the very last time I make this face in the office. I sincerely apologize and will be taking some time to reflect on the decisions I've made that got me here.
Me in a conference room with the dopiest grin you can imagine next to CMO Leila Brillson.
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this just in
This months issue of the onion, volume 62, issue 6
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If I told you how long I've dreamed of an animated newswire on theonion.com, you'd probably believe me but we'd both be embarrassed to have discussed it.
screenshot of theonion.com homepage depicting new layout and scrolling newswire function
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
48-Year-Old Rabbit Finally Finishes The Job
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
America's Finest News Source:
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
just an absolute haul from the Jewels
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Computer, enhance.
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
ohhhhhh
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
We've gone legit.
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
I’ve recently become much worse about stuff like pork rinds thanks to these.
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Jordan LaFlure @jdlaflure.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
getting teary at this exchange. there is hope.
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