Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Excuse me, why is there new A Perfect Circle in 2026..... 120
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mmmmf. Rough. My local pineapple joint had a very stereotypical case of trans-panic/trans-regret and the operators seem to have run quickly from ‘blame-the-woman’ to ‘ban all trans participants’. Which is very disappointing, because they seemed to have their act together until this. 021
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Despite flying a fair amount, I am quite uncomfortable with flying and especially takeoffs. So I have a routine to help block everything out, including music. But modern phones like to stick everything in cloud backup if you’re not actively using it, so access is sometimes a bit dodgy… 110
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When in a Spanish-language group, it is not recommended to describe pork dish in Japanese (豚)/Buta. It is hilarious though. 011
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A man goes to prison, stays 20 years, befriends one inmate, then leaves. 050
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Bluesite having a moment and showing me 30+ notifications unread, causing me to try to think of any scenario in which that ISN'T a disaster....turns out it just re-notified me for every interaction this account has ever had? Wild. 320
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’m having a great time this weekend, how are you? A little early for my birthday, but it’s close enough… Alternate line: nobody told me adding all this juicy meat to my ass would make it mark up easier… 110
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Master found one of my older toys, and made me use it while I was being punished…. Yum - Tasty, disintegrating cheap leather while getting spanked…. 000
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I get so excited when I see a repost from one of my friends that I never hear from who basically never puts up anything except threaded replies. and then I get the moment of guilt that I also don’t post porn OR anything personal outside of silly one-off jokes anymore. Whoops. 000
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I mean; _I_ would peg Edward Norton. I’m not usually a top but definitely that’s a thing. I’m not sure if anyone else got a different moral from that movie. 020
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Literally just did the bra strap meme in real life. I can’t tell if she was very online or if that’s just a normal reaction these days. 000
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Having trouble sleeping lately, so I put some time into writing my masterpiece (furry porn). Making reference sheets for characters to maintain consistency. After several: I am multitudes! There’s a piece of me in all of these character ideas~ After big strong dude: nope ~myao~ 040
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 09/06/2026YukiPanda is watching various squirrels having sex in the trees out the back yard, and describing it in detail. ‘Is this how I know I’m a furry?’ I told her she doesn’t know unless it inspires her to pick up a sketchpad and draw Sword in the Stone fanart. 120
Reposted by Kitastrophedead deeri @deerea.rs · 08/06/2026III When CH bought malört, the first thing they did was bring production away from the Florida plant that had been making it, back to their own distillery in Chicago. The Florida distillery refused to give them their wormwood source. So, CH switched to farm grown wormwood from the American West. 1132
Reposted by Kitastrophedead deeri @deerea.rs · 08/06/2026II Malört stuck around. some people truly developed a taste for it, and enjoyed drinking it after prohibition ended. But over time, they slowly slowly forgot or died off. Bars found themselves stuck with bottles of this stuff that would sit there for years and decades, untouched. 1122
Reposted by Kitastrophedead deeri @deerea.rs · 08/06/2026okay then; the history of Malört will be delivered in Three Acts. Malört I: Origin. Malört II: Resurgence. Malört III: Downfall. Unlike the Godfather, we'll start in the beginning 35322
Reposted by Kitastrophe𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This mother fucker been in office for 4 months and $12 BILLION WITH A B in debt is gone. Balanced. Sorted. Without cutting public services or social programs. Politicians are playing in your face every day they are in office. 3679238
Reposted by KitastropheRabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The tradition continues! With an updated design! Dirt cheap "FLY YOUR FLAG" YCH for #Pride - Custom flag, character (any gender on the spectrum) and alternate pride colors on the undies, top and sweatbands. DM To claim :3 316589
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’m TO’ing a series of queer orgies through rotating cities in the region, but some asshole keeps bringing SDVX and now all the regulars can pass 13s, so can I advertise in the group rhythm game server? 250
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’ve gone most of the way through the Gay Pimp Daddy album after taking over the sound system at this party dancing around like a crazy person, and I’m relatively sure nobody has noticed yet. I really need to get out of the house more. 020
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I don’t really share things that aren’t porn of me on here, especially not my favorite humor category of ‘AI Disasters’ as they take over the entire internet. But I must present for everyone’s enjoyment: the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in months. Obviously if you’re on my page: NSFW. 020
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 14/04/2026When you get yourself cast as a Top for a puppy-play scene in a major media production, that's a coincidence. When you do it twice in six months, either you or your agent are probably doing it intentionally... 010
Reposted by KitastropheEvilDave @evildave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026This is a US Konami employee asking for Bemani players to take a survey. National/international tournaments with official e-amuse support mentioning The Big Deal, Ohio DDR, and Project Storm are specifically mentioned on the survey. Survey link in comments. x.com/KwangJaeLee/...x.com 14334
Reposted by KitastropheJayne❄️🐱 & 🐰 @jsnep.bsky.social · 31/03/2026#TDoV #FurryArt 1/4 Huge thanks to @northwynd.bsky.social for commissioning this piece. It really means a lot to me❤️ 61106528
Reposted by KitastropheAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX. 972463679
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I already did Ramona Flowers for Halloween about 15 years ago, so when we get this group together for the Evil Exes, do I dress up as Roxy Richter or Knives Chau? 110
Reposted by KitastropheJag @jagofalltrades.oto.gay · 20/03/2026hi does anyone have access to pop'n and a spare eamuse who can log in on my account to claim the DDR crossover unlocks before the event ends this weekend 145
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I appreciate that people still read my nonsense; I will eventually get back to posting my ass in (or not in) miniskirts again. I feel quite strongly that the world has kind of won in pushing me out of places, and over the winter I didn't want to participate in much of anything. 020
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 17/03/2026fuck this nanny-state puritan horseshit that's creeping in everywhere 051
Reposted by KitastropheEniko Fox @enikofox.com · 17/02/2026well what do you know mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...mikelovesrobots.substack.comWhere's the Shovelware? Why AI Coding Claims Don't Add Up78% of developers claim AI makes them more productive. 14% say it's a 10x improvement. So where's the flood of new software? Turns out those productivity claims are bullshit. 523577
Reposted by KitastropheMylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this 104107876806
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 30/01/2026sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory. 020
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 26/01/2026This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest. Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks. 000
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 26/01/2026My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes. 110
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 23/01/2026After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly. I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script. It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it. /obv not serious 010
Reposted by Kitastrophezik[otter] @zikotter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026putting the Duo owl in chastity, let's see how high YOUR streak gets, buddy 042
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Deep dance game lore Back when teams like the Black Hoodie Mafia were relevant 110
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Holy smokes how bad is this movie that it’s already tanked and appeared on streaming? Apparently I have to be nice and not make fun of it OR sing along to my favorite number (for good) This is gonna be rough, it’s soju time. 010
Reposted by KitastropheCrab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 01/01/2026in accordance with tradition, it is time for the yearly sharing of January Hymn pls partake with mem.youtube.comThe Decemberists - January HymnYouTube video by thomyorke74 052
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/12/2025r/dirtym4m4r4r: seeking stealth sadist to relive some spicy nostalgia bombs [hosting] Please teach my brain to give up on ideas, or at least not tell my ex who knows how to absolutely WRECK me. 030
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 22/12/2025‘After seeing some gey sheeet at the bottom, deffo unfollowing’ Congrats, internet. We’ve managed to raise a group of idiots that are simultaneously too afraid to say swear words to get unmonetized, but bold enough to be bigots aggressively at the same time. It’s upsetting for the whole culture. 100
Reposted by KitastropheRabbit Hole Studios @jenpallante.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Newly minted trans masc friend in my life. What's a good gender affirming gift for he hims? 9391
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I’m still making shoots and stuff, I’ve just been so lazy about doing any editing and posting lately. Sorry, this weather just makes for extremely nonfunctional cat. I promise I’ll go back to posting the silliest porn you’ve ever seen shortly. 000
Reposted by KitastropheCrab Rave (Avery's Version) @headlessmami.bsky.social · 14/12/2025sorry you didn’t achieve the mental clarity to realize that it’s okay to be friends with people after you’ve boned them for an inordinately long amount of time sucks to suck, weirdos 051
Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/11/2025If you carry a membership card in your wallet to a swingers club that hasn’t existed in years, you might be a redneck hoebag. 020