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Kitastrophe

@jboykitten.bsky.social
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Slutpost account, plz 18+ only. 🔞 HI, I'm Jboy(he/him), pan/poly, and I’m an aging ho’bag. There will be DDR/PIU/Mahjong/judo/queer issues occasionally, along with travel complaints and horny posting. Mostly just porn.

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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you, less unusable bluesite, for having a proper muting feature - I really didn’t need my porn and friends feed interrupted by four of my follows spontaneously picking one low-effort astroturfed meme account and spamming it.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Limiting the numbers doesn't seem to stop the amount of times the 'no matter who' decides it's time to Reach Across the Aisle, and those moment disproportionally seem to affect civil rights decisions. Tactically, the party stops kneecapping progressives in primaries and they can have support.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excuse me, why is there new A Perfect Circle in 2026.....
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mmmmf. Rough. My local pineapple joint had a very stereotypical case of trans-panic/trans-regret and the operators seem to have run quickly from ‘blame-the-woman’ to ‘ban all trans participants’. Which is very disappointing, because they seemed to have their act together until this.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have now reached a point where I find both of those albums extremely relaxing, despite the Seether album being….fine, and the U2 album being probably not anyone’s cup of tea unless you’re exactly Bono. I know we widely misuse the term Stockholm Syndrome, but what else do you call this?
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has resulted in me finding I have ONE album permanently downloaded: the U2 album Songs of Innocence, which I deleted 25 times in the 2010s and iTunes used to regularly re-put on my phone. Similarly; AA’s in-flight music now has only one recognizable rock album: Seether / Karma and Effect.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Despite flying a fair amount, I am quite uncomfortable with flying and especially takeoffs. So I have a routine to help block everything out, including music. But modern phones like to stick everything in cloud backup if you’re not actively using it, so access is sometimes a bit dodgy…
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poor wah :(
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
G.U.T.S. has tried a couple of times to recreate that magic with a video game and they’ve all been pretty lame. Would be interesting to see someone try again.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh and a whole series on Dave Stieb and his own personal White Whale, which I can’t remember the name of but it was great.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Things to search that he’s done which are good stories including baseball but not always about baseball: History of the Seattle Mariners, How to score ten runs and lose, charging the mound.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It is not, he did a modified pile driver referred to as a Tombstone as a finisher - he regularly just chokeslams people.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When in a Spanish-language group, it is not recommended to describe pork dish in Japanese (豚)/Buta. It is hilarious though.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, the top left says rabuhina
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is how far I got before getting stuck - i want you to be proud of me given i'm fighting on 20-year-out-of-date knowledge and occasional lurking. anti-spoiler scroll whooo okay go
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s perfect
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man goes to prison, stays 20 years, befriends one inmate, then leaves.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
weirdly, i knew it was haku but I didn't think about why.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
orchid flower tile
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The traditional answer is Orgy - Blue Monday, but I actually do prefer the New Order original. Instead, anything Marilyn Manson covered, or Metallica’s version of Die, Die My Darling.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bluesite having a moment and showing me 30+ notifications unread, causing me to try to think of any scenario in which that ISN'T a disaster....turns out it just re-notified me for every interaction this account has ever had? Wild.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The kids aren’t alright - offspring
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Brick - Ben Folds
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m having a great time this weekend, how are you? A little early for my birthday, but it’s close enough… Alternate line: nobody told me adding all this juicy meat to my ass would make it mark up easier…
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Kimahri like to watch
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I would go close out, but I don’t think it’s a huge misstep either way.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very excite
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Turntables at 15 paces~
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Master found one of my older toys, and made me use it while I was being punished…. Yum - Tasty, disintegrating cheap leather while getting spanked….
A leather cock gag, sitting on the side of a bathtub. It is shedding leather bits all over.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I get so excited when I see a repost from one of my friends that I never hear from who basically never puts up anything except threaded replies. and then I get the moment of guilt that I also don’t post porn OR anything personal outside of silly one-off jokes anymore. Whoops.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No yaku
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
But was it a football
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is effectively the same as being catcalled; good job.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh come onnnn. Agghhhhhh
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Priiiiime It’s orbital rush o’clock again wheeeee
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
??????
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
KATA GURUMA that looks ridiculous, how is everything i learn about Karnov just the wildest?
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
how far out? you're usually not clearing 10 buying in the ME until you're like top 90, although of course at that point your upside is SO high
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I mean; _I_ would peg Edward Norton. I’m not usually a top but definitely that’s a thing. I’m not sure if anyone else got a different moral from that movie.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Drugs are a hell of a drug
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good pushin bb - I spit-taked so hard at the instant miner’s cap for melody :p
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Literally just did the bra strap meme in real life. I can’t tell if she was very online or if that’s just a normal reaction these days.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I mean, I know how we got to this number and I think only the estimate of average frequency is a little shaky, but the end number that it comes out at sounds INSANE. 9 years is a long time ya’ll
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
4000?!
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yuki did mention it last night on our drive, but not as an attack against it - just as a lead-in to the ridiculous nature of differentiating male-presenting nipples in terms of censorship. I am, of course, all in support.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sony announced they’re sunsetting discs / physical versions of games entirely. Most everybody sees this as writing on the wall for ‘renting’ games digitally and never owning anything.
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Judo gonna finally rip my streak after all - good work on the run this morning!
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
+r I can’t type
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Kitastrophe @jboykitten.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mme Charon
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