Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Public Execution 1101085294
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 9hAmerican Support For Indigenous Peoples’ Day Significantly Increases After Learning It Still 3-Day Weekend theonion.com/american-support-for-i… 131090100
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderHIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Catch up on our latest episode with Comedians @larrywillmore.bsky.social & Rosebud Baker! Available to stream NOW on CNN. 341180295
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance. 874329716887
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non… 171571125
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Father of our Country: "A good moral character is the 1st essential in a man..." Honest Abe: "No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar." The Orange Atrocity: "Nothing bad can happen, it could only good happen." #26DaysUntilTheMidterms 🌊 2453627683
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So crazy how the often the same people warning the world about pedophiles turn out to be the pedophiles. And so many of them love Trump!?! 1624951
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...youtu.beThe Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk HistoryYouTube video by Comedy Central 401478155
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026Everyone At Wedding Singles Table Cousins 13104848
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries theonion.com/six-flags-closes-x2-ro… 343633
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEOtheonion.comDude Wipes Introduces New Flushable KhakisCHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i... 311262119
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderRoy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once you find a parking space in New York, that's just where yo car gonna be for the rest of your life 5269968
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502549302
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderDan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the least boggling thing I’ve read in weeks. 1124335
Gentleman Wastelander @jb-usually.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wordle 1,930 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 There was only one possible answer after my second guess my third and fourth were screw ups.  000
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thieltheonion.comCreatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev... 221775253
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MAGA is about to lose his farm 3761642353
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s a close race but this might be one of the dumbest things he’s ever done and that’s saying A LOT. 5853581
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.” 82807194
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captain Iran. 3113444422
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Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderArmak for the Witchcraft ⚜️🇧🇷🌻🍉 @armakproductions.com · 28/09/2026Of course I’m blinking 41166
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-spe… 211321116
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-… 171384158
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will say that I take some comfort in knowing that however much we may hate Trump, he hates himself more. 🥹 2125714
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383812575
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w… 513945640
Reposted by Gentleman WastelanderMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 ALL coverage of him should be like this. youtube.com/shorts/1r52s...youtube.comTrump speech inaudible as US networks boycott White House event | AJ #shortsYouTube video by Al Jazeera English 46769671232
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