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Jack of no trades, non-practicing atheist and anorak clad wanker. Scandalous Scandi Skeleton. Jay/any/all

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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’re still becoming whole
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You are worth the effort.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call me The Pants Shitter—but not for the reason you might think.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SOME DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTIN STICKEN HALF OUT OF A MEAT GRINDER AND THE GRINDER ALREADY GOT HALF OF THEM AND THERE LIKE WELL A LIL MORE WONT HURT , AND BESIDE , MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL IMPRESS SOMEONE AT WORK , AND ILL GET REWARDED IN SOME WAY FOR SACRIFICING MY PHYSICAL SELF TO THE PURSUIT OF A RICH GUYS NUMBER GOING UP , AND DA TEXT "MAYBE IF I SACRIFICE ENOUGH OF MY BODY TO DA GRINDER THELL LET ME CRANK THE HANDLE SOME DAY " - GOTTA BE SOON RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sorry
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im sleeping in a car in the passenger seat, i suddenly awake with a start and shout “FUCK” i say “i wasnt jacking off in my sleep was i?” the driver responds “dude, no.” i say “oh good” and doze off again. suddenly i awake again and shout “FUCK FUCK” the driver this time says “WHAT?!” with annoyance and concern. i say “was i jacking off that time?” and he shouts “NO!”

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A Botched Creation💀🚬 @jaythemoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Norwegian word for gravity "tyngdekraft" translates to "weight-force"
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ellie <3 @possiblyellie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
yeah i’m a cinephile
letterboxd profile with nothing but five star reviews of the doctor who tv movie
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ive heard about a rerelease of a similar story. but we all know I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND is the science fiction classic everyone is talkin about
cover of I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND featuring i blob buckaroo on the left and a shirtless PM on the right
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A man says "it's time to settle the score once and for all." He picks up a jar of pro biotics. He picks up a jar of anti-biotics. He consumes the entire contents of the jars by pouring them down his throat with a GARBL. He bears a look of extreme determination.
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A Botched Creation💀🚬 @jaythemoth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
These new ads on Spotify during podcasts are starting to really annoy me. I hope some of the money from them are at least going to the creators
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ellie <3 @possiblyellie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
we’ve decorated
red and white worms on a string hanging from window
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Scent Inhaler of Freshly Baked Goods @mythical.pizza · 07/07/2026
10 beautiful, hairless creatures emerged from their hovels and beat me to death with hammers again
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE SHOULD BUILD ARE LIBRARIES - A TOTE BAG FOR YOUR LIBRARY BOOK'S NOW AT dashare.zone - ALSO GOT TSHRIT'S OF THE SAME DESIGN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK TOTE BAG ON A REGGAE BACK GROUND "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE SHOULD BUILD ARE LIBRARIES " - GET IT AT https://dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
id, ego and superego #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i had sexual relations with this blunt
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
im smoking the shit that won the war on drugs. this shit took down the FBI
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
a four panel comic

two scientists excitedly watch a monitor, one says “holy shit i cant believe we really confirmed a new element!!!”

she says “somebody call the guy that rearranges the periodic table!” as the other pops a bottle of champagne

a woman sits, very satisfied, in a red bathrobe drinking a glass of whiskey. above her theres a sign that says “3,108 days since ive had to do my job”

a ringing sound comes from offscreen. she pinvhes the bridge of her nose and says “god fucking dammit”

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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★ GARBAGGIO GOBLINO ★ @garbaggiogoblino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
slathering my skin in bacon grease daily so i have bubble wrap everywhere i go
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Xbox has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and remake this video
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You deserve to be a freak in peace and one day you’ll fucking get it.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You’re capable of change
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a panel of judges are sitting at a table with a black tablecloth and a small sign that reads: TRYOUTS. A young person is in the middle of a performance when the eldest judge interrupts by saying, “thank you, we’ve seen enough.” The other judges next to him seem equally bored and unimpressed. Panel 2: the middle judge continues, adjusting his glasses to read off of a clipboard. “Next up… walrus dressed like Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.” Panel 3: a walrus dressed like Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas appears before them. The walrus bashfully asks, “…is this the right room?” The middle judge gazes upon the walrus in awe, with his mouth slightly agape.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A woman asks "do you have cards for things you said during a mental breakdown?" The clerk gestures "right this way, ma'am!" She holds a flowery card with many different fonts that says "Sorry for calling you 'Pathetic' during my episode.? She remarks "wow, there are so many of these and in such variety!" The clerk says "people are not doing well."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
inside of me there are two wolves
cover of MY BUTT IS COMFORTED BY THE REALIZATION THAT I'M OKAY AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT featuring a shirtless man on the left giving the ok sign and a sentient manifestation of okay next to himcover of POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE CRUSHING EXISTENTIAL WEIGHT OF SENTIENT SELF-AWARENESS featuring shirtless man on the left and next to him is a swirling living cloud of existential dread
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A cell is attempting to divide. Other cells in various stages of mitosis mock him by saying "haha, you divide so slowly, you freakin' nerd" and "yeah, you suck, nerd." The undividing cell cries and says "you'll see... one day I'm gonna divide way faster than any of you guys." A cell with a moustache pats him on the head and says "I believe in you Timmy!" Timmy says "Thanks Grandpa! With your encouragement, I know I can do it." A doctor informs a man "I'm sorry, it's cancer."
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★ GARBAGGIO GOBLINO ★ @garbaggiogoblino.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
>bronze sword found in polish forest >look inside >not polished
ancient bronze sword found in polish forest
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEON TRYEN TO MAKE THERE WAY THROUGH THE PRISON PLANET "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I, HELP" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH FUCK JUST NOTICCED I SPELLED HELP WRONG SORRY, I CANT CHANGE IT ATTHIS POINT IM SORRY ABOUT THAT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A man points out an anvil on a pedestal and says "It's an anvil! Just like in the cartoons!" His friend, saying "whoops" knocks the anvil off the pedestal on to the man's head. The man, now with a bulbous contusion with an x-shaped bandage on it says "hey I didn't die." He looks up at his friend and asks "are we... real?: His friend looks worried.
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Scent Inhaler of Freshly Baked Goods @mythical.pizza · 26/06/2026
Thinkign about bones again. Beautiful, glorious bones
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
EVERYTHING I DRAW IS TO SPREAD MY EVIL TRANSSEXUAL IDEOLOGY
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A man in a beret says "thank you for coming to my art show... hey do you smell gas?" A pipe behind him leaks gas resulting in an explosion. The artist gets one of his paintings lodged in his face and says "Oh God. Oh fuck." A patron says "QUICK! we have to separate the art from the artist."
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
BINGO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELEATEN FLYIN IN HELL AND THERE SCREAMMEN "I DIDNT HAVE THIS ON MY BINGO CARD I WASNT AWARE WE WERE PLAYING BINGO AT ALL I FREQUENTLY MISS SOCIAL CUES MUCH OF LIFE FEELS LIKE AN ARCANE RITUAL WHOSE TOME I DONT POSESS" - MORE WRITING ON THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne CHECK THAT OUT ASSAP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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feeb | yuritober!! @magicmooshka.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
my comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2026
two-panel digitally drawn comic featuring Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus from “Phineas and Ferb.”
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [Behold, Perry the Platypus— THE YURINATOR!!] 
Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents a large ray-gun-like machine branded “The Yurinator” with an image of two girls kissing.
Perry the Platypus looks confused. His thought bubble has a pasted image of urinals with question marks over them.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [No— I know what you’re thinking— it’s Yurinator, with a “y”— you see, back in Drusselstein, I was only allowed to read hetslop, but my brother Roger—]
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is hunched over at his desk inputting spreadsheet information on his computer. From the doorway behind him, his colleague asks, “are you free to help me train the new hire?” Panel 2: looking a bit worn out, the man at the computer turns around halfway and replies, “look man— I’m kinda in a rush to finish these…” Panel 3: he interrupts himself, mildly shocked. He exclaims, “Red Bionicle??” This supposed new hire is indeed the original red bionicle, clad in office attire and holding a brown messenger bag, is standing with his colleague in the doorway.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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ellie <3 @possiblyellie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“x was a good doctor but suffered from bad writing”… don’t most doctors suffer from bad writing? i mean, look at this
bad doctor handwriting
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A man interviews for a job. The interviewer points to a literal wordless gap in the interviewee's resume and asks "what is this gap on your resumé" The interviewee, with an evil grin implores the interviewer to "look closer..." The interviewer sweats as he witnesses and evil aura with ominous humming noises emotting from the resume. The interviewer now finds himself trapped in the gap in the resume. The interviewee laughs malevolently.
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Scent Inhaler of Freshly Baked Goods @mythical.pizza · 18/06/2026
Tried soaring with the eagles once and one bit me in the ass. Never again
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
QUIT STARING AT ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEAN WHOSE TIRED OF NEROTYPICAL'S STARING INTO THERE EYES "FEELS BAD " SHUT DA FUCK UP, "SHUT DA FUCK UP NEUROTYPICAL, IM NOT DONG TALKING ABOUT MY SPECIAL INTEREST" MORE ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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