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You got a home. Car. Businesses. Family. And I own the paper on your whole fucking life.

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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 17h
passage of time got me
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a mug dale @amygdale.bsky.social · 20h
Cmon man
no results found for "thi$ ameriKKKan life"
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 19h
Hurts to be outside the circle of history’s actors, left to just study what they do, doesn’t it
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT! GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!!
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 20h
incredible how evil Michael Tracey continually manages to be with the just the tiny minuscule amount of power he actually has.
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 21h
damn it’s already almost time to go home! I’ve gotten so good at disassociating at work 😃😃
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
curious as to what obscure broadcast rights loophole allows DraftKings to get away with letting you stream games on their app but not curious enough to google it, lest I bring the steely glare of the law down upon the cheapest nfl subscription package going
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy dalton is still in the league throwing ints at the goal line, time moves slower than you think
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
something about all social media, but especially Twitter, makes people incapable of examining throng structurally, its all just arguing about who’s the bigger dummy over there
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my pickleball court booker just told me about using Blert to automate his credit card payments. The use-cases are limitless
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The New York Times’ coverage of Iraq in the aughts, then Gaza and trans issues in the 2020s has made the world a manifestly worse place anyone who works for it should be at least intellectually honest about that.
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶 @jpeg40k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for me the effect of 9/11 is that i am somehow always expecting 9/11. 9/11 only happened once though so i am expecting everything to be 9/11 in some way. when everything is not 9/11 it is in some sense an anticlimax even when it is a tectonically important development.
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hobart mariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
financial literacy means picking a target number and if/when you get to that number, you freak out about ever going below that number, and then you pick a new target number
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok thank you 😀😀
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I am an old man, and I do not like it.” is probably the most relatable Lenin quote of all time
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cracking up at this “insight” which is like saying “2 is a world model insofar as it refers to the concept of the utterance of ‘half 4’ and its juxtaposition therewith cogito sum”
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What some folks really mean when they claim not to love a rainy night
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching the defiant ones, guess who’s coming to dinner and in the heat of the night so I can finally read The Devil Finds Work and I know everyone has already noted this but guess who’s coming to dinner is tonally a very bizarre movie lol
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Podcasted out. Need to find some lectures on YouTube to throw on during meal prep instead
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
stranger in a strange land refers to me being confused in a chain grocery store that's laid out differently from the one I usually go to
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Algol @betapersei.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Remembering this marxists.architexturez.net/archive/marx...
marxists.architexturez.net
Frederick Engels' Confession
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wish I could understand financial markets so I could be one of those guys that’s like “they got you ranking 100 beverages to bring to interviews meanwhile the yield on the 10 year bond just hit 6%, lol we’re ngmi”
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You cant bring an iced coffee to an interview but you can bring a cup of your own piss to demonstrate you are so eager to start that you got a head start on the drug testing process
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First thought when reading the list of TV shows: god, I've watched so many of these. What am I doing with my time.
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dammit, I briefly understood the entire cycle of capital and how to stop it dead in its tracks but I lost it. Does anyone remember what my train of thought was
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey nyt, here’s an idea- turn off the boob tube and get a life!!
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Bitsy Ipswich @finduilas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
let's kill people. let's shoot and stab and beat and bludgeon and destroy them with high caliber weaponry.
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
seems bad
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A kid I was in first grade with told everyone that his cat was who Garfield was based on and I just felt nothing but for contempt for him. He is a father now and I wonder if his children know he is a liar.
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Visible Cow @visiblecow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 24/09/2026
I know things are bad but if you like watching small time comedians doing crowd work there’s probably never been a better time to be alive
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Baleful Warrior of Death Who Kills @subtlethinker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
may the 265th day of the year be with you
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did a bunch of straight white guys get nominated for the National Book Awards? (pause, smiling, shaking my head) Not this time.
static.klipy.com
Pure Fiction
ALT: Pure Fiction
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My Chemical Imbalance @hollowmirth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
here’s how i know these dem “tribunals” people are fantasizing about will not budge beyond mere fantasy.
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amount of mileage Matt Johnson gets out of using every public appearance on a stage promoting his movies to shoot stuff for his tv show is very impressive
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
subscribe to my patreon where I’m building an Opie and Anthony for the left
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you’re older than me and think the Iraq war was an honest mistake, I should be allowed to kill you
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
The only place the little guy gets to feel like a king, to fly above the rules and leave bureaucracy in the dust is behind the wheel of his car. And the woke left wants to take that from you by building a big brother surveillance state at every intersection, on ramp, and yield sign
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
When are red kahina and Phil greaves getting on here
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I’m offering 85 cents on the dollar for all US currency. Act now before the dollar plummets to new lows
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
that rev Howard arson guy primarily exists to get screenshot and shared on facebook. Anyways, he should be lobotomized with a shovel
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
as we quite clearly drift unstoppably into World War III, this time with no Soviet Union to bail us out, my main worry is that people on Bluesky might not be fully indoctrinated by anti-communist propaganda
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“Leftists”: degrowth now! You won’t be able to have all your little treats under a global economy decoupled from the profit motive Trump: *begins process for deglobalization of the world economy* “Leftists”: not like that!
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
bashar al-Assad, now is the time to emerge from the shadows
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going to r/classicliterature to ask for my money back every time I am disappointed by a old book
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Driving around and refilling as much as I can this weekend bc it will be more expensive in a month
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j @jaynonamebe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don Draper of Excel delivers Denzel “I wish you had more time” speech in PERFECT Rorshach, DESTROYS Thiel
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Number One Saskatoon Berries Fan™️ @beepthief.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have u ever seen someone combine “while u partied I studied the blade” with “They targeted gamers… gamers.” but—and here is the important part—in deadly earnest and about a trillion dollar enterprise
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