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Jayne Sharp

@jaynesharp.bsky.social
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Coming soon to a woman near you…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Exorcist: Perimenopause edit.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Suddenly the lyrics all make sense. #perimenopause
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Mood swings…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That’s not a snack!
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Like clockwork…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me Vs Perimenopause. #Brainfog
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Me Vs Perimenopause. The lost words…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Interrogate me all you like. I remember NOTHING! #BackToSchool
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Eventful night at the Coldplay gig…
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
[being murdered while wearing a hard hat] murderer: (murdering) me: why aren’t you stabbing me in the hat
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The earworm is a gift from me to you. You’re welcome.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Perimenopause and the Devil
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Me Vs Perimenopause Pt 3: the job interview…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Me Vs Perimenopause, Part 2.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Let’s hear it for all the really big, important men in power!
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Menopause? It's probably all in your head.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Turning my hand to a bit of ASMR.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Me Vs Perimenopause
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Wait… what was I going to write here?
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Katy Perry allowing us all to realise our potential.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Hear me out though. OF for the literal hotties.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Really disappointed so far with season 3 of White Lotus. Just finished episode 5 last night. Can anyone tell me if ANYTHING starts happening soon or do I sack it off in favour of new Black Mirror?
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Not all challenges are equal. www.instagram.com/share/_j8Srt...
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My kind of foreplay 💦 www.tiktok.com/@jaynesharp?...
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Me: “Let’s not go making any silly, unnecessary purchases for a bit, yeah?” My husband:
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The Unfinished @theunfinished.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
No progress can be made until society but, especially ALL men, admit that there is a profound number of us for whom the only thing that stands between us and abusing women & children is the opportunity to get away with it. And I really hate using the word “us” here but, that’s the reality needed.
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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I have written my sympathies for "not all men" in this trying time prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2024/12/19/g...
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Gisele Pelicot – in sympathy of “not all men”
Please check on the “not all men” today. They are likely to be highly distressed, exhausted and very dehydrated and need our thoughts and prayers. You see, today the news has been dominated by the …
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@joebarton.bsky.social just binged Black Doves & it was incredible! Well done you. Paddington has never been so badass!
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Clearly, the responsibility of ‘elf duty’ does not land on me.
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Mitten d'Amour @mittendamour.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Aaand here is the full fetid story prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2024/11/30/h...
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Harsh lessons in running and public toilet closures
There I was, stood on the streetlamp lit doorstep of my house, a sweaty 6k run fully complete and a bowel, griping and gurning with a desperate urge to purge. And no key. Fuck. After frantically ch…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
When the weather chat runs flat…
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Me laughing at all the ‘Gary Barlow’s giant son’ memes, when this was me at primary school.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
She is the reason I wear the thickest dressing gown.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This place is genuinely making me feel nostalgic. Let’s not fuck it up, guys x
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is my husband. He does this every time I catch the train.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Organising a kid’s birthday party is a feckin nightmare… www.instagram.com/reel/DChXBcq...
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Managed to lock myself out for a year! What have I missed?
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Four sellout nights and just one more to go! Still time to get your tickets for tonight’s final performance of Buddy. breadandrosestheatre.co.uk
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
About a week and a half until opening night of our play, ‘Buddy’. We’re at The Bread & Roses Theatre, Clapham, 7th-11th November. Get your tickets here. Would LOVE to see you there x www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk/whats-on.html
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Piper crawled in bed with me this morning for a lovely cuddle. Then proceeded to count all my wrinkles and ask, “Do you even use sun cream?” How’s your morning?
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
EEEEEK!!! Beyond excited to be performing in this brilliant play alongside some incredible talent. Tickets are on sale now and I would bloody love to see you there ❤️ Link to tickets: www.breadandrosestheatre.co.uk/whats-on.html
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Can any eagle eyed antique experts tell me what period this is from, please?
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
God taking all his shit out on Beachy Head, this aft.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
And they say the perfect job doesn’t exist.
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
I have over a hundred pages of script to learn for a play, and then another bunch of lines for a film. There’s an imminent deadline for both so obviously I’m cleaning the house, rearranging rooms & generally doing ANYTHING but the thing I absolutely need to do.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter
a scene from Midsommar
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Jayne Sharp @jaynesharp.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
So this is the good place, yeah? What a relief.
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