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Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
First festival of the year and of course it’s fucking freezing. We really need to move the first May Bank Holiday to June/July. *packs thermals*
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
How are the UK Lads watching The Pitt? I’d ask you to DM me but I can’t access them, so if you can try and give me secret signals I’d much appreciate it!
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oh…is this for everyone then, that we have to prove who we are to send/receive DM’s on here?
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Ben Coates @bencoates1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Well as @victoriabeckam.bsky.social still hasn’t released it for streaming yet, I hope these guys earn at least 10p from me today #letyourheadgo
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
@rhodri.biz finally it’s Christmas #duvetknow ❤️
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A bit of advice for journalists: At least *read* the quotes you’re cut and pasting into a story.
From a Reach plc story about a national outage for Vodafone users: 

One disgruntled user posted on Down
Detector: "WiFi dropped out mid tug ffs, all of UK down, what am I gonna watch now."
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dipping my toes back in. How goes it?
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Facebook has been back on its bullshit again during Breast Cancer Awareness Month. So, unless you already know about the mastectomy support group, you’ll never know about it, because they don’t Recommend it anymore, because it shows…mastectomies? 🤔 WELL DONE FACEBOOK Explains the 🦗 this month 🤦‍♀️
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Glasgow people, HMU with somewhere nice to eat on a late Saturday afternoon! Any overnight park ups near the Hydro would also be super gratefully received 🤞 #alanismorissette #tryingagain
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Finally it’s festival season🎪🎏 ❤️ And, it’s the law…#IYKYK
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Awake at 6am on a BH… Why?! 😭😭
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Anyway. Why is there still no bookmark feature here? It’s very annoying tbqhwy
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Tonight I watched a crowd discover Elvana and it was Glorious The confusion, the disbelief followed by pure joy 😍🤣
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Is Vinted still the best place to sell clothes, or has eBay come back in fashion? I’d rather stab myself in the eyes with a rusty fork than use FB Marketplace tbh but I’m hearing of some really shitty Vinted Seller experiences tbh.
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Anyway, who in here is a diabetic that uses a Libre sensor and can tell me how the fuck you record food eaten so it matches with the sensors blood results. Is that not a thing?
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
What’s the betting we’ve had ‘summer’ already… I sincerely hope I’m wrong
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Do we have any ‘melodic house’ fans on Bluesky? I have no idea what ‘melodic house’ is, but one my oldest and bestest friends has a radio show debuting tonight and it would be nice to get him some extra listeners @freshsoundzradio
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My beloved pharmacy is up for sale and the current front runner is a chain. Unless divine intervention happens, I’m going to be job hunting before the year ends 😞
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hate January. Hate it. Would love to be rich enough to leave the country for the entirety of Jan and Feb.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 15/09/2024
One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
excerpt reads: "I hear stories about directors who scream at actors, or they trick them somehow to get a performance. And there are some people who try to run the whole business on fear. But I think this is such a joke -- it's pathetic and stupid at the same time. 
     When people are in fear, they don't want to go to work. So many people today have that feeling. Then the fear starts turning into hate, and they begin to hate going to work. Then the hate can turn into anger and people can become angry at their boss and their work.
     If I ran my set with fear, I would get 1 percent, not 100 percent, of what I get. And there would be no fun in going down the road together. And it *should* be fun. In work and in life, we're all supposed to get along. We're supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. It's supposed to be great living; it's supposed to be fantastic."
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Fi @feebee69.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What else was i going to end the day on? This was such a moment in time. Nobody forgets watching this, who they were with, and how it made them feel *cries forever* 💘 #DavidLynch #AngeloBadalamenti youtu.be/pXrjMaVoTy0?...
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Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks Theme ( Instrumental) 1990
YouTube video by carmsfavtoo
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
@marciles.bsky.social I appreciate this is a bit random, but how does one arrange an applause at a specific (57th) minute at a football match for my beautiful friend Keith who was a die hard white #bwfc (also tweeted you)
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
@jimbo-bwfc.bsky.social I appreciate this is a bit random, but how does one arrange an applause at a specific (57th) minute at a football match for my beautiful friend Keith who was a die hard white #bwfc
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Deadpool bingo is getting off to one hell of a start for 2025 😟
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Muslim girlies - Mendhi applied 2-3hrs ago and it’s already flaking/knocked off. Have I ruined it? 😟 Also, how do I sleep in it, because these are things I didn’t even consider 🤦‍♀️
Henna design on hands
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Lads. My 2010 kindle keyboard has finally broken 😞 However, I ‘need’ page turn buttons which means buying a refurbished/second hand Oasis or Voyager (unless you can convince me to save my money and get the cheapest paper white and the page turn clicker things) Oasis or Voyager? Help!
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Alanna @southlondongirl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I think about this often. Will never, ever understand right wingers being in favour of policies at leave people on the streets.
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Alex @a1extimmons.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Goddamn man he absolutely nailed it. It is entirely possible.
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Urgh
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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hoskas @hoskas.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I assume Repost Rule is the same here as elsewhere?
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How was everyone’s Christmas? Unexpectedly, ours was one of our best ever and confirmed we made the right house choice. It truly feels like home now ❤️ House full with family and friends staying over, and the odd day in between just us eating butties in our pjs, watching Netflix #perfection
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Last day of Christmas for me, so drinking Amaretto coffee and watching all the Wallace and Gromit films whilst taking down the decorations, because I genuinely don’t recall watching any of them before
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a man sitting on a bed with the words no clue written on the bottom
ALT: a man sitting on a bed with the words no clue written on the bottom
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The weather has been shocking all day BUT the fireworks have been constant for the last 2 hours. Motto to us all. Persevere even in the face of resistance 💪
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Andy 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @andybolton.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year, to you and yours ❤️ May 2025 be your best year yet x
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Booked a table at our favourite local restaurant for tonight (as we always do on NYE) but they’ve suddenly extended their opening hours, so now the table for last service is 8pm instead of the 6.30pm it’s been for the last 5yrs, and I think I might cry actually 😑
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Finally watching the #gavinandstaceyfinale and howling buckets 😭😭
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Reuters @reuters.com · 26/12/2024
Survivors and families of victims of the Indian Ocean tsunami 20 years ago visited mass graves, lit candles and comforted one another across Southeast and South Asia in ceremonies to mark the disaster that killed some 230,000 people reut.rs/4gSstm8
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Thousands mark 20 years after deadly Indian Ocean tsunami
Survivors and families of victims visited mass graves, lit candles and comforted one another across Southeast and South Asia in ceremonies to mark the disaster that killed some 230,000 people.
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SarahExMachina | Her Chaos Queen @sarah-alice-x.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
This. All churches should be required to have one, if not all of these things in order to gain tax-exempt status. No exceptions.
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
When your hosting Christmas and end up having to sleep in the van on the drive #duvetknowitschristmas
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Sat outside having a gin and I can hear all the parents back and forth emptying their car boots, so I think it’s official. Santa has been!
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
As disorganised as ever, no presents yet wrapped, Christmas tree still to be decorated and all the beds making up. Next year…
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Public Notice: collect your prescription tomorrow!! (And take biscuits 😆)
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Paraic O’Donnell @paraicodonnell.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My cherished friend Melissa Harrison isn’t just a gifted nature writer. She’s a gift *to* nature writing, and I can’t think of anyone who’s done as much to make its wonders and consolations available to everyone. Do yourself a favour. apps.apple.com/ie/app/encou...
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‎Encounter Nature
‎Encounter is a guided nature journal that lives on your phone. Create beautiful diary entries complete with images, your location and the weather. Find inspiration and ideas specific to your area and...
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Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Lads! Trying to decide on buying Exploding Kittens for Christmas evening festivities (everyone is at ours) and just want to hear a Hell Yeah or Fuck No from those that already have it. Age range is 9-75 👀
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 20/12/2024
It appears to be the 10th anniversary of these Irish chaps going out on a pub crawl in fancy dress.
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