Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I wonder if it’s about Mariah Alice. I used to love her videos, then one day *gone*. I hope she’s happy and thriving wherever she is! 040
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026First festival of the year and of course it’s fucking freezing. We really need to move the first May Bank Holiday to June/July. *packs thermals* 020
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 30/01/2026How are the UK Lads watching The Pitt? I’d ask you to DM me but I can’t access them, so if you can try and give me secret signals I’d much appreciate it! 010
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I might have to re live my youth and order a pair I’ve seen that are exactly the same as I begged for… 000
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026(I feel like that about the nephews so I’m pretty sure that’s normal. Literally blinked and there’s no ‘kid’ left anymore, just a taller than me human dustbin 🤣) 000
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I swear time is speeding up. My head can’t get round Covid being SIX years ago. ❤️❤️❤️🤣 200
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Christ Alive 🫨 I bet he wouldn’t change a thing x I really, really hope they work for you. Apparently can take a few different attempts to get it right but when it does 🤞🤞🤞 200
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Oooh I await your report! Christ. Are we actually grown ups now? 😆 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I kept fucking up adhd assessment but even my GP basically said ‘I don’t think you ‘need’ it confirming tbh 😆 Seems to be peri-menopause that’s bringing it all out in the open for us? Imagine if we’d known earlier… So pleased for you ❤️ I’m not abstinent but definitely not interested in 🍾 much 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Pffft. I’m in complete physical and mental decline. Peri-menopause can get tae fuck for a start. And I chose the wrong time of life for working in a pharmacy. If it’s not the hips it’s the feet and if not the feet, it’s the legs 🤦♀️ How about you x 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Someone today said they imagine the inside of my brain is just a constant explosion of bright colours. And it’s not completely wrong. Just with words? 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I think because I spend all day talking to people now, constantly, I’m borderline phobic of talking to anyone when I get home 🙈 Hence not being on here much. Trying to get back into it, so you’ll be seeing more of me again! 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Just realised it doesn’t auto reply to everyone just the last person? Or am I being dense 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I used to think that too I can’t even shout at the magpies because they remember you and they try to kill you whenever you leave the house 000
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Moved into a new build (well 10yrs old) that you’d think would need absolutely nothing doing to it. Well… Constantly having to make decisions, then talk to people about the decisions. Hate it. 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’ll take some pics tomorrow so you can what the little bastards have done. I wouldn’t mind if it was nice birds, but all magpies are dead to me since I heard one of them kill another bird. 200
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’m refusing to treat the roof whilst I battle some men about some trees and some other men about building a wall and potentially another man about a fence. So many men to battle, it’s exhausting (and expensive) 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman with curly hair says i remember that with her fingerALT: a woman with curly hair says i remember that with her finger 000
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026They’ve got free rein at the moment as the back garden is a total shitshow, and will be for another year, planning permission dependant. But once it’s sorted, the roof is getting treated and they will have to torment the neighbours instead. 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face .ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her mouth open and a shocked look on her face . 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I need to know if it’s just our council that’s fucking stupid. ‘Everyone’ knows the cardboard bins get full within a week and should be done twice a month instead of once. Only alcoholics need the glass bin collecting every other week.media.tenor.coma woman is holding her head with her hands .ALT: a woman is holding her head with her hands . 200
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tasteless but the texture can be a bit grim so make sure you ‘hide’ them in something. And always soak them overnight and they can be quite dangerous if you eat the straight and they start to swell in transit. 100
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . 010
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Also I’ve caught up with what’s been going on with you and 1) happy new home! 2) you can defo leave a trail for the foxes to find you ❤️ 3) I’m 😞 about your daughter and finally 4) good on you for the kebab shop ‘incident’ but did you ever get the kebab you paid for? 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I was walking home and noticed a bird was following me, same song all the way. Got qu b ite excited I’d finally become Snow White - until I got home and realised I’d accidentally opened an app whilst the phone was in my pocket 😑 110
Jay @jaymew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Oh…is this for everyone then, that we have to prove who we are to send/receive DM’s on here? 200
