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@jaybrd.bsky.social
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 3h
Rachel killed this role 💗
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 3h
Forgot to post this surreal sky from the other day
Picture of the sky with a pretty arrangement of clouds and light
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 4h
Bubble on bubble 🫧🥴
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 6h
commercials today be like "a man arrived at the ER with a suspicious object stuck up inside him, but one brave doctor reached in and was shocked to find the object was [cut to a car salesman] a brand new 2026 honda CR-V hybrid sport, available now with financing rates starting as low as 0.99% APR"
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 13h
This is so silly I need more people to see it
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 14h
The Obama diss track still goes crazy
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 15h
Tough times for bottoms
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When someone asks me which Nintendo console Super Mario Galaxy released on
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 23h
Final Fantasy Tactics but as a squad battle game
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
need the succ tho
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg lmao
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dinner! 🍽️
Bang bang chicken and shrimp my hub made
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I swear I read Fuji moments ago, I’m calling bsky gaslighting you 😅
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man frowning with giant brain followed by a man smiling with no brain
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ever have thoughts? this shit sucks
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The mount fuji rest is cute!
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me with your cheeks
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Bongo Cat Playing Drums
Alt: Bongo Cat Playing Drums
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bouncin’ went platinum for me
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
geef me een klap papa
Me in bed with a blue shirt blue boxer briefs on and my legs under a blue comforter
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Cut your foot or stop ordering chicken nuggies." Me:
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Ultima @infinitethoughts0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFX-2 and FF13 > FF15 and FF16
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sync’d up
My dogs Indie and Brew laying on the couch together curled up on a pillow and blanket
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gm
tweet from @umm_gian “made a cake ane elton john farted on it wtf”  with photo of a round cake with a lake of white liquid on the top of it
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And they all come to Salem in October to cause traffique 💀
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A classic 👌🏻
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Snow white looking out window with face pressed on glass with word packidge over her face
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nothing warps the perception of time more than a package that’s out for delivery
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A. 50ft is wild 🫪 B. I feel your pain 🫠
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blackjack and hookers it is I suppose
Rejection email from bsky’s recruiting team saying I wasn’t good enough for an interview
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
0% control, 100% weak ✅
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😭🥹💕
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Giving Tyra Show interview with these 💀
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huge pocket 🕳️
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gm
Wide angle shot of Brew’s snoot
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still here mentally
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cookiepuss supremacy
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Carvel Cookie Puss Ice Cream Cake
Alt: Carvel Cookie Puss Ice Cream Cake
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bevnet.com
Snapple Introduces Good For You Premium White Tea
@@img1 Rye Brook, NY, April 4, 2006 - Snapple, makers of The Best Stuff on Earth, announced today the launch of Snapple White Teas, a collection of top-quality white teas blended with light fruit esse...
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Early 2000s if I recall correctly
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What I’d give to have this drink back in my life
Snapple white tea green apple
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The giraffe being able to get that close 😮 🦒
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the lil’ treat area
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is your favorite console UI? #retro #art #gaming #retrogaming
Retro console UIs
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesssss 💖
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 30/09/2026
Futurama 🚀✨
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still shocks me every time I go to send someone a photo/ vid
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90’s anime @90sanimepics.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
90’s anime aesthetics
90’s anime aesthetics
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sunburn lines from end of July are apparently permanent 🫠
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