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Reliably bitter, cynical, and sarcastic with usually a beer in hand.

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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve now changed beverages
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 7h
Everything I have learned about Gypsy Rose Blanchard has been against my will
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 8h
Lmao I can’t
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 8h
Just had two beers and already feeling frisky
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 9h
Annoying clientele at the brewery today but the hot British bartender was working at least
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 10h
Now someone in the brewery is talking loudly about their family lineage going back to the Donner Party
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Monkey Side Eye Meme
ALT: Monkey Side Eye Meme
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 10h
Already too many annoying children at the brewery not being controlled by their parents
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Unacceptable Jofrost
ALT: Unacceptable Jofrost
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 11h
Ran a few errands and got a walk in this morning and now I don’t know what to do with the afternoon
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 12h
Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls just came on the *oldies* radio station and I now feel very old
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 17h
Tough times for bottoms
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 19h
We did it Joe
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still at the office after 3pm on Friday
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scene from Buffy the vampire slayer where one woman says to another “I’m so evil and skanky. And I think I’m kinda gay.”
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I nearly snorted my coffee
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 cups of coffee and a shower, I guess it’s time to tackle Friday now
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You really can never predict when you’re going to escape containment on here
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Made dinner with mismatched pasta and jarred parmesan
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to get one of my last birthday freebies at Nothing Bundt Cakes since it was expiring today and then a reward for another one loaded into my account
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Matilda: Bruce Bogtrotter Chocolate Face
ALT: Matilda: Bruce Bogtrotter Chocolate Face
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes I did send a Hocus Pocus timesheet meme to the team this morning as is seasonally appropriate
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Hocus Pocus: Winnie Says 'Tis Time!'
ALT: Hocus Pocus: Winnie Says 'Tis Time!'
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
12 days of dogsitting and housesitting begins today, I might as well just quit my day job at this point
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got to lay on the horn at another driver on the way home from work and I forgot how satisfying that can be
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know I complain when work is nonstop busy but I have felt like a bump on a log so far this week
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Stan Twitter Monkey Points with Boredom
ALT: Stan Twitter Monkey Points with Boredom
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New fence install has begun today, I guess this is what you have to get excited about as a 40 year old
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone overtook my longstanding corner of the office fridge, there is going to be hell to pay
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Egg/cottage cheese breakfast bake with diced ham and veggies made and kibble bowl with ground chicken, broccoli, and sweet potato for dinner…we’re getting back on the meal prep train 🚂
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These girls next to me at the brewery have very clearly been having a Sunday Funday
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think that’s enough for one weekend, someone get me a beer
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh this is kind of fun, maybe I’m a power tools guy and just didn’t know it
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling very butch (about to use the electric saw)
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Zach Bahner's Chainsaw Antics
ALT: Zach Bahner's Chainsaw Antics
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe putting out fall decorations later today will fix my dour mood
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh shucks
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slept in until 5:45 compared to yesterday’s 4:45 so that’s some progress I guess? 🫠
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The names they have for paint colors are so random, the primary color of my house is really something called “Antler Velvet”?
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning **** game so strong , it feels like this thing is about to sky rocket off me
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My body is ready for beer and Thai food
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picking out and committing to paint colors for the exterior of my house is stressful
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve already been more productive just doing 2 hours of yard work than if I was in at the office the entire day today lol
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Playing hooky today but this old body still woke me up at 5am
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally cocktail time
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got unwelcome news at work, can we not today (For clarity, a job applicant accepted another offer elsewhere, I did not get fired)
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In my birthday suit
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lordy lordy, NFG is now officially 40
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One downside of sometimes going home for your lunch break is that you do eventually have to go back to the office
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Overheard some of my employees are talking about Bluesky and whether they use it
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Mean Girls Character Embarrassed
ALT: Mean Girls Character Embarrassed
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They started completely overhauling the layout of everything at the gym so I think today will be more wondering around confused than actually exercising
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
About to head into the final 24 hours that I can still say I’m in my 30s
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
High/low temperatures in the 80s/60s by the end of the week?!
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bad thing about doing a beach day on a Sunday is having to get myself all together for work the next morning
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The bugs wanted a taste of this ass so now have sought refuge
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North Florida Gay @northflagay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking for shells
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