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@jaybrd.bsky.social
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 23h
Me talking about the two holes in Cloud’s buster sword
The Hot Chick scene with Adam sandler where he usually says “you could put your weed in there” but I swapped weed with Materia
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
snoomf
Wide angle shot of my dog indies face
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woman Carrying Faggots painting from MET website
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today
“Me trying to concentrate” still from SpongeBob where plankton used scotch tape to secure SpongeBobs brain
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yum
Patrick Star with forty lashes and diva nails licking hot Cheeto dust off their thumb
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More today 🌅
Photo of a red-orange sunset with a brick building to the right and tree silhouettes on the bottom
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgot to post this surreal sky from the other day
Picture of the sky with a pretty arrangement of clouds and light
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dinner! 🍽️
Bang bang chicken and shrimp my hub made
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man frowning with giant brain followed by a man smiling with no brain
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
geef me een klap papa
Me in bed with a blue shirt blue boxer briefs on and my legs under a blue comforter
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sync’d up
My dogs Indie and Brew laying on the couch together curled up on a pillow and blanket
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gm
tweet from @umm_gian “made a cake ane elton john farted on it wtf”  with photo of a round cake with a lake of white liquid on the top of it
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Snow white looking out window with face pressed on glass with word packidge over her face
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blackjack and hookers it is I suppose
Rejection email from bsky’s recruiting team saying I wasn’t good enough for an interview
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gm
Wide angle shot of Brew’s snoot
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What I’d give to have this drink back in my life
Snapple white tea green apple
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wet Wednesday?
Selfie in gym locker room Selfie in gym locker room back
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess they had a little slumber party
Chinese mantis on wood fence side profileChinese mantis on wood fence from front
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you are just over a bridge
Mistress isabelle brooks nail bite
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This little fella was hanging out on our trash bin
Praying mantis on a black trash bin
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gm
Image of Helga Patacki from Hey Arnold in her mom makeup with caption “lets get this bread I guess”
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She blep
Wide angle blep shot of my dog indie
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Yeah the horse girls”
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Want poutine? Go to la banquise news article
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Poutine ✅
Southwest style poutine
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here’s some I made 🤗
Me in Halloween knit sweater I madeMe in a knit striped sweater I made
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bonjour salope 💅 🇨🇦
Photo out of a car viewing road sign reading 133 nord ch. des patriotes est richlieu 42 1.5km
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Snuggle buggle
Indie curled next to me under another crochet blanket i made
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A rare moment I get to post this meme
What’s wrong ronald-kun? Could it be youre… craivng my mcnuggies? Grimace meme
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently a similar hat appears in the new Resident Evil movie so I gotta share mine again ofc 💅
Me in the Baa-ble hat I knit a few months ago
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your husband has a slight caviar obsession
Bowl of pasta topped with crème fraîche and caviar
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It brings me immense joy how much Indie loves this blanket I made
My dog indie cuddling into some pillows covered by a colorful moss stitch crochet blanket I made
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Together (2025)
FKA Twigs M3LL155X EP cover
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes
Photo from post above edited so that their butt is the P in Professional
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How my hands feel when it’s below 70deg
Bluish gray Skeleton hand
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now Miss eBay 💀
Ebay ad on ig advertising a fucking bolster
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is the fit giving autumnal dad?
Mirror selfie with me in a blue quarter zip and beige pants with a autumnal garland above the mirror
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well someone came to my defense (albeit in a spicy manner)
Extra comment calling out canva for using ai
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like I hate to be a little bitch online, but am I wrong? Am I weaponizing my BFA to hard? Idk 🤷‍♂️
Big gay halloween adBig gay halloween ad ai scan results from commenter saying it is most likely not aiDebate in IG comments between me and Ginger as to why I think the ad is AI and them defending it
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This chair is EVERYTHING 🤣
IG post from @caros.art1 of their painted squidward smushed face chair
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Made this sweater for my dog but due to improvising the pattern and such it wound up too small for her, luckily it fits one of my in-laws dogs 🥰
Cute dog licking their lips in a cute sweater I knitSide view of the knit sweater on the same dog
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday skyline ft. @tophr.org @derpto.bsky.social
@derpto skeet “what if you wear a thong but are prone to sharting, what then?” Followed by
@tophr.org skeet “moist”
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He’s serious about snuggles
Picture of me and my dog brew sitting on a couch him curled up next to me looking serious
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woke up with a scratchy throat cold, send soup 🍲
Selfie of me on the couch covered in a blanket petting my dog on the floor
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buzzed my hair today ✂️
Selfie of a white guy in a black tshirt
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A few weeks later and “week 2” of this CAL is done 😅
Strips of Halloween themed crocheted granny squares arranged in a rectangle
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s an interesting photo for some planks 😳
Sam Long doing planks apparently
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a big ball of snūz
My dog Brew curled up asleep on a couch
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Snot and tears all over my face ass scene, even just reading it now makes me depressed
Scene description of the end of My Dog Skip movie
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Hump day connoisseur @jaybrd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me and who?
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