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m*tt ⚡️

@jauffins.bsky.social
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grant random’s third biggest fan. mach e enjoyer. just a guy who likes evs, weird cars, tech, photography, gaming, etc

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can't speak to issues like humanitarian aid, but I can say with certainty that Elon's DOGE cuts impacted watchdogs such as the Worker Rights Consortium (WRC). Let me tell you about it. 🧵
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Over 200 active video game publications. Text. Audio. Video. Reporting. Criticism. Analysis. Blogs. Sites. Networks and wikis. Even in its incomplete form, the document is a treasure trove! I hope it helps you find your next favorite blogger, essayist, reporter, video maker, podcaster, and more!
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An Incomplete Catalogue of Games Media in 2026
Find your new favorite video game publications
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
caught a 7 day for telling g*** to go to kentucky smh
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
there's a guy in the ioniq 5 owner's forums that posted a pic of his garage and it's just two ioniq 5s (one, an N) and two ferraris 😳
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
what did they mean by this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
90's me with a 56k modem wouldn't be able to believe this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
do they like kittens on this app? 😶‍🌫️
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/06/2025
The Epic muscular handshake meme, with "Liberals" and "Donald Trump" agreeing that "things were going great but then Elon just suddenly went crazy out of nowhere"
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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 13/03/2025
Announcing our next chapter 💦 ✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨ Coming 2025!
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
truck ownership is fun because sometimes people will randomly give you wood
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/05/2025
I went to the park to film some water textures with a fancy ultra slomo camera, but got distracted by ducks, so here is some very wholesome content of ducklings having a great time chasing lil bugs in extreme 900fps slow motion:
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
why does she look like that 😳
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Chris Grant @charstring.com · 01/05/2025
14 years ago I pitched what would become Polygon to a startup called Sports Blogs Inc on the unfurnished third floor of a DC townhome. I held a laptop on my knees and went through a deck. Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
discovered I had run over a frog in the drive way the other day, which goes well with the week prior when a bird flew directly in front of me and kamikaze'd the front of the lightning 😨
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
lmao I tweeted this in response to somebody saying they hope @essaere.com is assaulted and they perma nuked my 1,300 follower account, very cool and normal
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
HONKEYS
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/04/2025
Well sure, sonny, The Greatest Depression You Have Ever Seen was a hard time to be a young person finding their place in the world, but at least we had cyberbullying Elon Musk to raise our spirits... it was free and easy, and it got us through some truly skibidi times, I'll tell you that much
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
what a fucking doorknob.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
just heard a 19 year old refer to abstinence as “mana retention” and now I want to end it all
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/03/2025
Tesla lied about range, spied on customers, and ignored NTSB recommendations about Autopilot design issues after three fatal crashes, leading to many more. They covered up defects with NDAs, attacked critics, and have been violating the Clean Air Act for four years running. You don't have to do this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@ultrafast.bsky.social tfw you can’t even meme 💔
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
almost got side swiped by a lady in an acura mdx with the license plate 666666 🫡
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
💀
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Tom Suburbs @chevysuburban.net · 25/02/2025
Make this the most liked Suburban image of all time
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
did a real psychotic thing the other night (shoveled an accumulation of snow out of the bed of the Lightning at like 9:30pm)
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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
A story in three acts:
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
just tear and drink, they said
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
let’s go to the live reaction
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
coming soon ™️
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
morpheus from the matrix
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
today was a wonderful day indeed
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The Fiber Farm (Jen) @jjco.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Goosegiving
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
oh to be a cat wandering for scraps at a sonic drive in 🥰
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/11/2024
... anyway, that's how the Poutine Wars started
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
how does charli xcx find time to do so much c*ke
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
she’s so majestic 🥰
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lil z @cumraderie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Trying to make some non-edm mutuals so hmu if you enjoy: Horror True crime Memes Dark humor Sabrina Carpenter Dogs Cats Tattoos Shit talking the Right
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 06/11/2024
I'm sorry but I don't think you can do "oh the Dems didn't talk about this one issue I love so that's why they lost" in *this* election, democracy was and is on the line, Trump is a horrible man who ran a horrible campaign, sometimes you have to just face the reality of the electorate being awful
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
absolutely disgusting.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
@funkjunkins.bsky.social
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I’ve noticed that Windows 11 or something running on it has a weird memory leak, which is how my G14 with 32GB RAM randomly goes from its typical 10-12GB of usage to something like 28GB (task manager shows programs don’t account for most of this lmao) and performance takes a major hit 😭
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Nathaniel Glasgow @ncglasgow.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
@guffyfish.bsky.social cleaned and prepped the Scion XB winter steelies that came with his MR2 Spyder, and I sprayed a coat of epoxy primer. If you're wondering if he should be wearing a respirator, the answer is yes, he should absolutely be wearing a respirator. Stay tuned for elaborate paint job.
My son smiling and pointing at a spot I may have missed as I spray gray epoxy primer on his steel wheels.Closer photo of one of the wheels after the primer has dried somewhat.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/11/2024
"kamala harris will protect your right to disagree with her" is something i haven't really heard from another surrogate and i find it genuinely compelling?
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
wtf 😭
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Juanma is Creating Lightly 🎨🖌😬 @creatinglightly.art · 02/11/2024
Took me a bit to understand this was smaller than usual 😁 Picture was taken on a car roof with a real woodland backdrop to help sell the effect. Amazing work. #CarBluesky #weirdcarbs
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
any blops6 enjoyers?
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