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m*tt ⚡️

@jauffins.bsky.social
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grant random’s third biggest fan. mach e enjoyer. just a guy who likes evs, weird cars, tech, photography, gaming, etc

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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hey I have that shirt 😳
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can't speak to issues like humanitarian aid, but I can say with certainty that Elon's DOGE cuts impacted watchdogs such as the Worker Rights Consortium (WRC). Let me tell you about it. 🧵
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Over 200 active video game publications. Text. Audio. Video. Reporting. Criticism. Analysis. Blogs. Sites. Networks and wikis. Even in its incomplete form, the document is a treasure trove! I hope it helps you find your next favorite blogger, essayist, reporter, video maker, podcaster, and more!
postgame.substack.com
An Incomplete Catalogue of Games Media in 2026
Find your new favorite video game publications
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
wait do they not allow bluesky in mississippi??
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
fuvk my life
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
oh god I need to do that with the Lightning 🫠
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
man I never use this, what do you mean you bought a gladiator 😳
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'll take things that definitely never happened for a bajillion dollars.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
throwing it all away (her career) to sell 1200 books 😳
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
oh god what does an f-150 lightning look like, in these same terms? 😱
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
🤞
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
caught a 7 day for telling g*** to go to kentucky smh
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I bet that N150 system is shockingly quick
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
there's a guy in the ioniq 5 owner's forums that posted a pic of his garage and it's just two ioniq 5s (one, an N) and two ferraris 😳
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
what did they mean by this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
90's me with a 56k modem wouldn't be able to believe this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
do they like kittens on this app? 😶‍🌫️
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I love them
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Kyle - great news, but do we know if there are any guarantees on the subscription? when they tried this a year or two ago, GS abruptly pulled the rug and many of us simply never got refunds (despite requesting them)
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 06/06/2025
The Epic muscular handshake meme, with "Liberals" and "Donald Trump" agreeing that "things were going great but then Elon just suddenly went crazy out of nowhere"
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
you deleted the dumb post before I could tell you to get a grip 💔
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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 13/03/2025
Announcing our next chapter 💦 ✨ PowerWash Simulator 2 ✨ Coming 2025!
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
truck ownership is fun because sometimes people will randomly give you wood
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I cannot express enough how much these people actively hate the U.S. Constitution and would tear it into shreds if they were permitted.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/05/2025
I went to the park to film some water textures with a fancy ultra slomo camera, but got distracted by ducks, so here is some very wholesome content of ducklings having a great time chasing lil bugs in extreme 900fps slow motion:
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
why does she look like that 😳
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
fuck now I want to play shadows of the empire
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Chris Grant @charstring.com · 01/05/2025
14 years ago I pitched what would become Polygon to a startup called Sports Blogs Inc on the unfurnished third floor of a DC townhome. I held a laptop on my knees and went through a deck. Today that same company -- now called Vox Media -- sold Polygon to Valnet.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I miss Joystiq all the time 😔
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I was so horrified when I found out 😱
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
discovered I had run over a frog in the drive way the other day, which goes well with the week prior when a bird flew directly in front of me and kamikaze'd the front of the lightning 😨
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
share my tale so that I may not be forgotten plz @masterchiefbong.bsky.social @ultrafast.bsky.social
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
lmao I tweeted this in response to somebody saying they hope @essaere.com is assaulted and they perma nuked my 1,300 follower account, very cool and normal
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I want the ducks 😭
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
HONKEYS
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/04/2025
Well sure, sonny, The Greatest Depression You Have Ever Seen was a hard time to be a young person finding their place in the world, but at least we had cyberbullying Elon Musk to raise our spirits... it was free and easy, and it got us through some truly skibidi times, I'll tell you that much
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I like how when you block somebody on here, it looks like this lmao
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
they were prosthetic? I thought she just looked like that 🫥
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
what a fucking doorknob.
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
sadly, no 💔
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
just heard a 19 year old refer to abstinence as “mana retention” and now I want to end it all
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/03/2025
Tesla lied about range, spied on customers, and ignored NTSB recommendations about Autopilot design issues after three fatal crashes, leading to many more. They covered up defects with NDAs, attacked critics, and have been violating the Clean Air Act for four years running. You don't have to do this
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@ultrafast.bsky.social tfw you can’t even meme 💔
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
almost got side swiped by a lady in an acura mdx with the license plate 666666 🫡
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
what could go wrong 🫣
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
💀
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Tom Suburbs @chevysuburban.net · 25/02/2025
Make this the most liked Suburban image of all time
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m*tt ⚡️ @jauffins.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
😍
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