Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 28/05/2026You're right, Asimov's first law does say "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm." — you were right to call me out on that. 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 23/09/2025How long before America enacts anti-holidays, like on Labour Day you are obligated to stay an extra hour or something 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 14/04/2025On a cosmic timescale, the phenomenon of life could be a freak singular occurrence, that disappears as quickly as it happens. And there will be no one around to appreciate how interesting it was 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 06/04/2025If I could go back in time to fight Mike Tyson, how far back would I have to go to have a chance to win? I feel I could definitely win against 10 year old Tyson but it starts to get iffy pretty quickly after that 120
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 01/02/2025Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder - what unites us is far greater than what divides us 000
Reposted by JasonAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO 413414532024033
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 23/01/2025Activate tin foil hat! www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit... 020
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 10/01/2025My family doctor’s office doesn’t accept messages after 12pm. What? It’s an answering machine, why turn it off just to make me call at a certain time of day? I don’t expect a response that day, but why can’t I leave a message in the afternoon? 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 06/01/2025Imagine Trudeau pulls a South Korea and comes out and announces a declaration of martial law 🥴 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 24/12/2024How I imagine raising my kids whenever I am driving in weather like this (or was I the only person who saw this movie) 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 20/12/2024The 10 second rule says food can’t be eaten if it’s been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. How long does it have to be back on the plate before it becomes edible again? 010
Reposted by JasonDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 11/09/2001what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens 9646081357
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 18/12/2024Right side of History vs Wrong side of History? More like Right side of History vs obscenely wealthy while alive + plus small chance of having a Controversies section on your Wikipedia article after you’re dead 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 13/12/2024I’ve heard the notion that humans stopped evolving because technology took it’s place. I’d actually argue evolution continues, the purpose of it simply moved up a tier on Maslows hierarchy of needs. “The Next Step In Human Evolution” doesn’t look like X-Men, it looks like Star Trek 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 12/12/2024I wonder if the inventor of the Snooze button ever quantifiably measured its impact on productivity at a macro level: “More people will be ten minutes late - but less will be an hour late” 010
Reposted by JasonEvan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?! 12173661001
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 07/12/2024Prisoners traditionally wear black and white stripes, in the future political prisoners will wear Red and White stripes. Agents of a fascist state went back in time to prepare children to grow up into a self-policing surveillance autocracy by producing and publishing “Where's Waldo” 020
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 07/12/2024If you’re trying to install windows on a Mac via Bootcamp, and the iso is on a thumb drive, Mac will tell you you can’t have an external drive connected. Don’t even think about being clever and taking it out and putting it back in after starting lest you be in the world of pain I’m in now 010
Reposted by JasonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The phrase “I was scammed by a meme coin” seems to contain within it the wisdom the complaint is seeking 314179446
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 06/12/2024Making a doctors appointment Receptionist: does next Tuesday at 3 work for you? Me: let me check my calendar real quick … *stares at completely empty calendar* Me: hrmm I think I can make it work 000
Reposted by JasonIllia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 29/11/2024If we extrapolate the current war against Ukraine to World War II (as we often do), at this point, Hitler has invaded Poland but suffered defeats near Warsaw and Krakow, lost Poznan and has been locked in grueling battles for almost three years over completely devastated border districts. 321253249
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 28/11/2024Anyone else pronounce it in their head as “bloosky”? Or just me I guess 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 28/11/2024After Thanksgiving dinner make sure to save the bones to make a soup broth later - you can save them in your freezer, right next to the bones from last year 120
Reposted by Jasonlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/11/2024how to filter out baking recipes published march 2020 454620297
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 27/11/2024The expansion of the universe is only imperceptible because you are expanding along with it 020
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 21/11/2024If I was a major corporation I'd start dumping money into open source LLM training and distribution, so next time someone asks ChatGPT a math question they get an answer like: "Imagine Billy has 5 ice-cold Pepsi's (TM) and gives 2 of them to Sally (mmm, refreshing) ... " 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 16/11/2024The results of tonights Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight will determine the Trump's Secretary of State 🥊 🇺🇸 020
