Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 28/05/2026You're right, Asimov's first law does say "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm." — you were right to call me out on that. 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 23/09/2025How long before America enacts anti-holidays, like on Labour Day you are obligated to stay an extra hour or something 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 14/04/2025On a cosmic timescale, the phenomenon of life could be a freak singular occurrence, that disappears as quickly as it happens. And there will be no one around to appreciate how interesting it was 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 06/04/2025If I could go back in time to fight Mike Tyson, how far back would I have to go to have a chance to win? I feel I could definitely win against 10 year old Tyson but it starts to get iffy pretty quickly after that 120
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 01/02/2025Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder - what unites us is far greater than what divides us 000
Reposted by JasonAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO 413414532024033
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 24/01/2025Edible tractor wheelmedia.tenor.comhomer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it and giving the middle fingerALT: homer simpson is holding a plate with a donut on it and giving the middle finger 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 23/01/2025Activate tin foil hat! www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit... 020
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 22/01/2025Bot or not, it’s the kind of serious response to a joke that I wish I was funny enough to write myself 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 10/01/2025My family doctor’s office doesn’t accept messages after 12pm. What? It’s an answering machine, why turn it off just to make me call at a certain time of day? I don’t expect a response that day, but why can’t I leave a message in the afternoon? 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 09/01/2025I’ll be honest I’m not actually too concerned about a big sign 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 06/01/2025Imagine Trudeau pulls a South Korea and comes out and announces a declaration of martial law 🥴 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 31/12/2024You can see literally exactly that, in the eyes of the robot in the screenshot. He’s thinking about its ex, with their 36 hour battery span and detachable legs 030
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 31/12/2024The wildcard no one seems to be considering is that as AI develops, who’s to say robots won’t start preferring sex with other robots? Humanity as a whole - particularly, but not exclusively, the women in this headline - are setting themselves up for a rejection that is entire unprecedented 120
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 24/12/2024How I imagine raising my kids whenever I am driving in weather like this (or was I the only person who saw this movie) 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 20/12/2024The 10 second rule says food can’t be eaten if it’s been on the floor for more than 10 seconds. How long does it have to be back on the plate before it becomes edible again? 010
Reposted by JasonDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 11/09/2001what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens 9646081357
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 18/12/2024Right side of History vs Wrong side of History? More like Right side of History vs obscenely wealthy while alive + plus small chance of having a Controversies section on your Wikipedia article after you’re dead 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 16/12/2024Social programs do make money though, it’s just it can take decades for the investment to pay off - not a palatable timeframe for a return if you only care about yourself though 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 13/12/2024I’ve heard the notion that humans stopped evolving because technology took it’s place. I’d actually argue evolution continues, the purpose of it simply moved up a tier on Maslows hierarchy of needs. “The Next Step In Human Evolution” doesn’t look like X-Men, it looks like Star Trek 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 12/12/2024Imagine making up a story, and inserting a bit where the person asks you for selfie. Talk about delusions of grandeur 110
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 12/12/2024Call me old fashioned but I feel this remake of 12 Angry Men with all gay characters just doesn’t feel right 020
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 12/12/2024The saddest part was guy imagined someone asking him for a selfie together 000
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 12/12/2024I wonder if the inventor of the Snooze button ever quantifiably measured its impact on productivity at a macro level: “More people will be ten minutes late - but less will be an hour late” 010
Jason @jasonmeredith.io · 10/12/2024When you’re driving/sprinting through the forest to the office/rescue Madeleine Stowe 010
