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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Trop is great. I get why people hate the location, but it’s great.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social )
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Bee Movie (2007)
Macauley Culkin wearing glasses (he can't see without his glasses), and Anna Chlumsky, standing back to back for the last time
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Cocky Bovine, back to being annoyed by FC Dallas regularly @cockybovine.me · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’re not a fan of General Hospital? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Rick Springfield! [SMITH]: That's Bruce Springsteen.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Proud I immediately pegged him as a fraud like Josh Pate & Tray Clavis.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to the latest Phantom Island open with Nanni and thinking about a @celebrityhottub.bsky.social as a Colin Robinson energy vampire.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s at least 9 great reaction gifs in here.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s that time of the year again @goochgoemaw.bsky.social
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social there was definitely a TRL was rigged was a podcast. It was an episode on Pablo Torre.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 13/09/2026
I cannot wait for Steve Sarkisian and Nick Saban to explain that Texas deserves special consideration at 9-3 and it would not be fair to hold this complete embarrassment against them when they could've just played a MAC team
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social during the rain delay 3 WSU kids ~10 years old ran out on the field. 1 made it to the other side, ran up the stairs & got away. The other 2 got caught by security. The PA started playing the Cops theme as they ran around & the students started cheering the kids on.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just saw a 1960s BatMobile pull in front of a funeral home & park at the front door. I really want to know what’s going on at that funeral home.
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 10/09/2026
Chrontendo Episode 59 (00:38:53)
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@mattbrown.bsky.social I assume you’ve foia’d the game contract?
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
First cringe of the season hearing Tim Brando’s voice. We are so back.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Hawaii islands helmet is the best helmet in football.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Tenenbaum’s T flag.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can quote Back To School forward/backward and I’ve never watched more than 15 minutes in a row.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@surber.bsky.social I have seen Back To School 10+ times in aggregate and I’ve only seen it in cable & I’ve never watched more than 15 minutes in a row. Second is Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke. It’s too new for the aggregate of my life, but TNT/TBS showed Episode III every Sunday for 2 years.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Obligatory
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Penny Wise Wave
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bon Jovi playing acoustic at the VMAs
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social listening to you describe project b is just making me angry all over again at Stu Mandel for how much he worked to belittle Big12 fandom to get in with Kiavkoff.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@channel6.bsky.social hot off the (office) printer
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The frequency of ensemble comedies in which the main character is the worst/least funny character.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Highlander was a character that was an immortal. The immortals were fighting until there was only 1 left. They are not Highlanders. It’s not “there can be only 1 Highlander.” Or the uses of all the exists on I-70 through Kansas, exit-by-exit.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Coconut
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Coach Finstock can’t listen for shit & turns Jason Sudekis saying tipping 10% stinks, along with teachers buying their own supplies & women having to buy tampons, into a fake rage bait thread.
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
((looks up who USC is playing on Aug. 29)) ((sees it's the San Jose State Spartans)) oh you gotta be kidding me
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Urbans don’t need food anyway.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“Verify your age” On Fridays in the summer I rode my bike all over town with the back page of the newspaper, which was a map of town with dots where all the garage sales were.
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SleepFighter @sleepfighter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hope Messi understands the gravity of playing on the same field where Darren Sproles and Ell Roberson destroyed the Oklahoma Sooners.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@baumsaway.bsky.social reminds me of something you designed 25 years ago
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They found Norwegian me.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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THE MORTIFIED PUNTER
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Girl Says 'Poor Ronaldo'
ALT: Girl Says 'Poor Ronaldo'
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As always, fuck JPS & Wildcat March
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They need to put Vonhiza on a piece of their currency. Probably also a from behind shot of Lopes Cabral’s as the ball bends into the goal across the back of a piece of paper currency.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Great White Shark Swims Towards Camera
ALT: Great White Shark Swims Towards Camera
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Damnit
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My CONCA? CAFed My CONME? BOLed My AF? CONed My UEF? A fucking mess
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany running into the Netherlands at the airport
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just so good.
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Happy for her
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Moroccan Girl Mocks Ronaldo After World Cup
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