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Chewbacula

@jason1749.bsky.social
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I’m terribly sorry about this. After all, I’m only a Wookiee. Zero chill about Star Wars. Protect trans lives Fuck ICE

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 59m
ESPN released a story about a recruiting firm’s memo to teams about Brian Flores containing racial stereotypes and yeah I’d say that’s definitely racist
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Pickwick The Dodo @lesleyhustler.bsky.social · 15h
Well said. How many of Tommy Robinson’s Sport’s Direct paramilitary division go and help or worship at the churches they claim they want to protect. It’s much easier to don a balaclava and shout at the RNLI. #HopeNotHate
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1h
godzilla: hey folks it’s me, godzilla. nice to meet you the people: *start firing rockets at him* godzilla: well what the fuck
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Tiffany Babb @explodingarrow.bsky.social · 42m
Flyer for a pro nazi meeting at Carnegie hall in 1939. Interesting to see the language used.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 45m
they used their chatbot to have an employee arrested, that has got to be pretty thin
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 46m
you know Dario got that whole office wired just so he can make sure his employees are at their desks the required 23 hours
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 47m
LRP oh so this is absolutely a frame
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 47m
lol man if you get arrested because Claude fingered you that has to be pretty easy to fight
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 1h
Now playing
JUNGLE TRAP blu-ray case
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 1h
isn't that Bluesky?
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 1h
It'd be funny if this series ended on a stinger of the GM looking at a "DESHAUN WATSON AVAILABLE" headline on his phone and then saying to himself "What could go wrong?"
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 2h
it feels like Disney was going to straight up buy them but didn't want their debts so they declared bankruptcy to spin those off
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 2h
Hell yeah, I have purchased the shirt.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 3h
Biddy would fit right in with NASCAR
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 3h
someone please make a Biddy Blas NASCAR shirt
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 3h
where does one purchase this shirt?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 3h
It’s called fashion
pink Venom NASCAR shirt
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 3h
When I discover halfway through my book report which book I was supposed to have read
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 4h
So interesting & correct that the Nobel Peace Prize was given* to this Staffonly (spring 2027) jacket. #MJMfashionGuide
A Staffonly (spring 2027) jacket that sort of looks like colorful file folders clipped together. (With actual binder clips on the jacket’s closure) Worn with a shirt & tie & dress shorts & pink socks & cuuuuute dress shoes/sandals.
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 4h
"france isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the eiffel tower with my shitty bronco
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 3h
that Madisynn hasn't had her own movie is a failure on Feige's part and if I ever meet him I will say that to his face
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 4h
yeah I really like the lead actress, I just fell off it
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 4h
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 4h
I should finish that
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 4h
FDNY: CHICAGO is an S-tier running gag
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 4h
Happy birthday!!!
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 5h
it would make 7% more sense
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 5h
I had this Mike Zeck Punisher poster on my wall as a kid.
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Woman's Hell @hecuba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guppy, the trans bar in the 2013 yakuza v-cinema flick "The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman" is a real place in shinjuku and this is their logo
cartoon guppy with long lashes and cartoon rainbow gradient text "guppy" with rainbow gradient background surrounded by a red halo with the word "Guppy" repeating.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 5h
McVay’s eyes can even do this without special effects.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 6h
I've seen other people throw around career advice lately, so here's mine: hit your fucking deadlines. Editors don't just make them up for funsies. If you blow it once, you won't have the chance to blow it again.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 6h
the worst part is that I will be part of the problem and go see it just to see how bad it tastes
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 6h
Delete your Facebook, delete your Insta, kill it all.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 6h
The podcast is rumored to focus on what it's like to be a loser who sucks, as only these two hosts can do it
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 6h
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m a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 7h
Very cool that the actual scum of the earth is using ICE as their personal goons
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 7h
they should just all be locked in their apocalypse bunkers while we go about our lives
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 7h
abolish prisons but also lock this dude in one right before you demolish them www.cnbc.com/2026/10/13/m...
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Martin Shkreli violated lifetime pharma industry ban, FTC and states say in contempt claim
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 12h
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 17h
It’s happening again…
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 17h
This guy definitely has eaten human.
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Werewolf Wynn 🎃🦇 @oracool13.bsky.social · 17h
Have you seen those architects from the 1940s? They’ve got curved bricks. CURVED BRICKS!
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 19h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 17h
Not going for two there should be punished.
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 19h
Yes to this
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 20h
I’m so sorry. What a sweetheart.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 20h
“Well, a double dumbass on you!” got a lot of mileage out of me.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 22h
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
why would I play a game nobody bothered to make?
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 12/10/2026
Alessandra Fumagalli housing spaghetti
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