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gay af 🔴 into chubby mature guys 🟠 writer 🟡 depression 🟢 anxiety 🔵 a fkn mess 🟣 🚫🐷👮🔞🚫🎮🐶 Trans Rights are Human Rights

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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
#PrestigeTV and #MassMarketPaperbacks? What could go wrong?
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Mass Market Paperback Trash TV
It's all the rage! Let's take a long-running series and turn it into "prestige" TV, and by prestige, I mean it's on Amazon Prime or Netflix only. I dunno, maybe others. But all of them had one origin:...
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Nick Ulivieri @nuphoto.com · 05/05/2026
Tried to catch the rainbow and lightning photobombed my iPhone shot. #WXsky #ILwx
A photo of the South Loop with a rainbow cutting through the skyline reaching down towards the ground and lightning striking 1000M
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Part III of my outlook on the #SleepApnea industry is live. #CPAP #BiPAP #Medical
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Sleep, Inc. Part III
My third point of contact with sleep apnea and CPAP was with my current husband, who I would consider a CPAP acolyte. I met him in Indiana and we had been dating almost a year before I got my dream jo...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
down with the sickness
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Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! Spout, rain!
I've been sick this week. Stomach sick but just cramping. But many things have happened in the time I've been away from my keyboard. I attempted, and failed, to get through the delightful Simon Russel...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think I've cracked the algorithm for #PrestigeTelevision #PrestigeTV.
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2001: A Space Prestige TV Odyssey
EXT. MONOLITH BASE CAMP - THE MOON DEV MCMURDO is in a slick futuristic spacesuit, but even on the surface of the moon he's sweating. Monolith Basecamp has been abandoned since THE DISCOVERY was se...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#Satire #LegoAdults #AdultFansofLegos #StarTrek
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LEGO ADULTS WILL FALL
OFFICE OF KHAN NOONIEN SINGH SUPREME SOVEREIGN OF SOUTH AND SOUTHEAST ASIA COMMUNIQUÉ — FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 14 MARCH 1993 To the governments and peoples of the world, The Great Endeavour continues...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#sendhelp and #apex thoughts.
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Feminism goes Wild!
I love Charlize. She's a terrific actor. She's beautiful. She really commits herself to her roles. And she usually takes roles I find interesting. She's one of those "I could watch them read a phone b...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Update on Ardshiel Heavy Industries release schedule! #Music
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Music Announcements!
Summer's coming. Pride's coming faster. Here's what Ardshiel Heavy Industries is bringing. I wanted to give an update on our release plans for the summer. First, after my mopey album Classical Civili...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Part II of my look at the #sleepapnea industry is live! #medical #CPAP
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Sleep, Inc. Part II
I'm not sure exactly when I had my second encounter with sleep apnea, but if I could give a time frame it was after I was laid off from a company in 2010 at the same time my partner of ten years broke...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Got an #Exxclusive #exclusive on the #ParamountPlus / #warnerbros #mergersandacquisitions. Check it out.
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Exxclusive: How Every Franchise Changes At ParaWarnerDance Now That a MAGA-Coded CEO Is In Charge
Top Gun: There will not be another one. Unchanged. DCU: James Gunn will be fired and replaced with the Injustice Universe. Transformers: New direction. The toys want to be free from their transforme...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Somebody Hire Me! #JobFront
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It's Super Fucking Hard To Find Work Right Now
So, in the past week I have applied for about 10 jobs. One was from a seemingly real person, but the job sounded so nice, I decided to call her and talk with her about it. I could only leave a voice m...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Controversial opinions on JAWS and why it's not my favorite movie anymore. #Film
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Remaster Jaws... and other thoughts
I wrote previously about my love of Jaws. I saw it when I was 3-years-old in the theater with my family. I was both terrified and captivated, and I can't thank Steven Spielberg, Carl Gottlieb, John Wi...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
a very serious discussion about #climatechange
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omg rain already
One of the weirdest things about living in Costa Rica is that because it's so close to the equator, every day is about the same length. That's why there's no daylight saving time here in this country: the regularity of the days, and the people aren't basing their clocks on
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Galactus is like LOOKIT DEM TIDDIES.
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
#MentalHealth and the Modern Man!
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BLAH
I sit here with a blank page before me. I have determined to produce six posts a week for this blog so that I might have a portfolio on my writing. But I am numb and it's too hot outside. Some people ...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#1980s So weird. I'm surprised we survived.
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The 1980s Were Weird, Man
Hey, I love the 80s. It's my favorite decade if we were to remove Ronald Reagan and AIDS. And it's not what you think it was like, young reader. It wasn't all pink and teal and Memphis Design and Coca...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
SLEEP! Oh how we long for more of it. Imagine having a condition like sleep apnea which leaves you exhausted throughout the day. I'm starting a series of articles on the $26B industry that has sprung up around this condition that affects between 17-19% of us. #medical #sleepapnea #cpap #bipap #uppp
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Sleep, Inc. Part I
By the time I first learned about sleep apnea, CPAPs had actually been on the market for almost six years. My best friend in high school, church, college, and the time thereafter was a year older than...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My deep thoughts on the big happenings this week. Exclusive footage of #JDVance.
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Saturday Weekly Round-Up
1. The Disneyworld Tragedy Sentencing: This is a bummer of a topic, but a father, David Contreras, was sentenced to 12 years for shooting his own 21-year-old son. While I haven't been able to find if ...
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 04/04/2026
Today's anthem: "Free Yourself" by Chaka Khan. An obscure but super powerful housey dance song from the To Wong Foo soundtrack, celebrating liberation through fabulousness www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVF3...
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Chaka Khan - Free Yourself (Reinas o reyes)
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Who Fact Checks the #FactCheckers?
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Fact Checking My Friends' Good Friday Brunch
It was a hot day in Escazú, San José, Costa Rica today as my husband and I journeyed two doors down to our neighbors for a friendly Good Friday brunch. We didn't speak of Christ's suffering on the ann...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hard hitting facts: Does Jesus Love Your or Nah #Easter
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Holy Thursday, Batman!
Today is Holy Thursday, also known as Maundy Thursday, because back in biblical times there was a lad no one liked named Maundy. He used to tell on other kids, and the other kids picked up on this hab...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#MarineBiology #Sharks
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Amazing News
I was doom-scrolling through the Google News app, and for some reason, The Daily Beast is forever attaching the wrong photo to their articles—unless, of course, Netflix has officially become a tourist...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy #TransVisibilityDay! I love you all. Big hugs.
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Don't Betray Your Allies
I wandered over to IMDB as one is wont to do when looking up Brendan Gleeson movies in a desperate attempt to find all of his films so you can be that Brendan Gleeson completist person, and I noticed ...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A look inside #CostaRica's #Healthcare system.
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A Crazy Little Place Called Costa Rica's Healthcare System
Today I had to make my quarterly appointment with my doctor in my medical district in Costa Rica. It's always an exhausting process for me because despite having used Duolingo for four years straight,...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
JO NESBO'S HARRY HOLE
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Jo Nesbo's Harry Hole
Harry Hole (officially titled Detective Hole for us English speakers) premiered on Netflix today. I’m going to forego any "Hairy Hole" jokes because, god damn, I’m not that juvenile, but god damn, Osl...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I can't be the only one to have sat on Bodkin?!?!? #TVSky #SkyTV
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Eels. Why'd It Have To Be Eels?
There's a scene in Bodkin, a 2024 miniseries on Netflix, where a shambolic David Wilmot—all big-eyed and fatherly—approaches podcaster Gilbert, played by Will Forte, on a bridge in the titular town. G...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My thoughts on how the US fucked Iran, as if you care.
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The Strait of Hormuz is Not a Lake
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE A Statement on Iranian Sovereignty and the Legacy of the October Surprise COSTA RICA — As the United States continues to posture as the moral arbiter of the Middle East, one A...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
#moviesky #skymovies
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Movies I Pitched That Hollywood Stole From Me
Speed: I pitched a movie about an out of control bus speeding through the rocky mountains, but in my version there was no one on the bus. The only character was the bus, who couldn't communicate to th...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
My deeply intelligent and bitingly clever thoughts on #MartySupreme
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Shia LaBeouf's Marty Supreme
I saw Marty Supreme, which I never thought I would watch because we are currently at peak Timothée Chalamet, but I didn’t expect a performance like this. I don’t think anyone was. I can say this witho...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Corrections. #musicsky #skymusic word-goblin.ghost.io/rock-roll-ic...
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Rock & Roll (Icky Ew Ew)
So when I’m not searching for a job I will probably never find or wrestling with Social Security to get benefits I am told I need, which would be great but I’d rather not need them at all, I am siftin...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Rock & Roll (Icky Ew Ew)
So when I’m not searching for a job I will probably never find or wrestling with Social Security to get benefits I am told I need, which would be great but I’d rather not need them at all, I am siftin...
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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The Never Ending Story
I am finally at the halfway mark of Mark Z. Danielewski’s Tom’s Crossing. It has taken me a year to get here. I am not a slow reader, just a depressed one, and after the sobering news about my move to...
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Shaft 3 (973)
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Name A Movie Starting With The Letter S #moviesky #filmsky
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
lol
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I never thought I’d make one of these, but here I am. Our life in Costa Rica isn’t sustainable, and we need help covering the gap to move to Bilbao and secure residency. Any support — a donation or just a share — would be deeply appreciated. #MutualAid #GoFundMe #fundraiser #donate #mentalhealth
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Donate to Bilbao or Bust, organized by John Diller
My name is John, and my husband is Larry. We currently live in Costa Rica, but for nearly a year, we’ve bee… John Diller needs your support for Bilbao or Bust
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I give up.
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
What a hypocritical psychotic dingbat she is.
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Kirk twoot:

“Who was MLK? 

A myth has been created and it has grown totally out of control

While he was alive most people disliked him, yet today he is the most honored, worshipped, even deified person of the 20th century 

Today we are going to tell the truth and explain how this myth was born 

Happy Monday.”
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
yeah for sure just the last nine months 🙄
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Orla @somebogwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Autumn seas in Achill
Chopping white ocean crashing into rocky shore, looking out across the bay of Dooega, AchillChopping white ocean crashing into rocky shore, looking out across the bay of Dooega, Achill
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i'm late but free @dly.bsky.social like wtaf
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Do this with your last two emojis 🥰 / \ \__😭 _/ / _//\\
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Goregirl @goregirlsdungeon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Girl in Room 2A (1974, William Rose)
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
cj
@futurevictim_

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Jerk @jardshiel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I wish I’d get assassinated so people could reevaluate in a purely positive light my contributions to humankind.
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Nate Ledbetter @nhledbetter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"leading political figure" He was a YouTuber.
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