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been really enjoying The Sugarcubes radio on sootify, all evening. cooking, eating, playing, cleaning, scrolling, and just got served this beauty and HOLY SHIT THE VIDEO

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Felt - Primitive Painters [Official Video]

YouTube video by Cherry Red Records

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5h

I woke up and my eyes were gone.

A drawing of a man with a mustache and horseshoe baldness with empty cavernous eye sockets saying "I just woke up one day and my eyes were gone.
Closeup of an eye popping out.
"They'd popped out and rolled off some time in the night.
I can still see out of them- I think they're in a public bathroom somewhere.
Closeup of a toilet flushing.
"Not for pervert reasons. They just seem to really like seeing the water go down toilets. They just flush them and watch the water spin."

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

leave it to Slow Horses to "bring the team back together" and make it the best episode in a good while

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

come to me my sweet, now in the dark of night there's no one here to see, and you've no will to fight [brought to you by this half-empty pint of ben n jerrys]

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026

just another day in a country too corrupt to pass a privacy law, regulate data brokers, or adequately fund its regulators things are going to get wild

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

goddammit I just want a Social Media with no I REPEAT no news about the fucking British isles

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ok idk what this is. am I asking for one of the Ospreys doing donuts over my house to crash into me, ending this wasted consciousness while also those of my family, thereby absolving me of any real guilt in the matter? or am I considering some goldbergian scenario in which Ospreys colliding midair

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis rip guru

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Daryll B @daryllbenjamin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Muppets Take On The Marvel Universe in comic shops everywhere tomorrow!

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

not to get all political in here but fuckin Navy Ospreys crash seemingly all the damn time, can a homie in red hook get a miracle tonight

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I found a Rarity-86 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. OUTLIER · 848 points · 10 rare words. Only 5 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 10 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/4R9Y9X

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OUTLIER · Day 125

jeffreydalien scored 848 on Day 125. Can you beat them?

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

don't remember this shoot but probably million dollar listing, where a good day involved a lot of site visits and b-roll, and a bad day meant pretending the "broker" negotiating a sale over the phone wasn't our EP

a photo taken from inside an nyc apartment building during construction. bright red bricks and white window frames from across the street are reflected in the water pooled in the floor in the foreground. shadows and their reflections are formed by safety netting in a diamond pattern

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NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER @nycweather.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

NEW YORK CITY READ IT AND WEEP... TEARS OF MOTHERFUCKING JOY. FALL IS HERE, FALL IS HERE, FALL IS FUKKIN HERE! MON: 74°/61° TUE: 66°/58° WED: 69°/56° NICE THU: 69°/57° SO NICE FRI: 71°/61° EVENING RAIN RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE FUCKING WEEKEND

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/09/2026

OK, might as well let the cat out of the bag The first excerpt from @beckbook.com is now available in the PRINT edition of New York Magazine!! It'll be online later, but if you can buy the actual issue, go support one of the last great print magazines!!! To entice you, here's the opening spread:

OPENING MAGAZINE SPREAD FOR BECK BOOK EXCERPT:

"Losing Beck" by Josephine Riesman

The singer-songwriter's acclaimed album SEA CHANGE was said to have been inspired by a breakup. For his partner of nine years, it was the story of how the Church of Scientology took over his life.

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sherlock holmes' horologist

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

random kid on the beach caught in a snapshot, Breezy Point Surf Club, a month ago. it was casino night and the local firemen were giving out hats and every third beach shack was decked in playing cards and gambling icons. there was a wedding and everyone was invited. we sang the bride down the aisle

photo of a white kid with short hair wearing blue shirt and toy fireman's hat, his face is cropped on the right edge of frame

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

should I rewatch kony after everyone goes to bed? y/y

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think people who own beagles in nyc should be hunted for sport

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

happy birthday to me I guess

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

a deeply embarrassing game for United, jfc

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Karin Wulf @kawulf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Teaching is the very thing that’s been degraded and underfunded and is the very thing that we know across k-16 is the most important aspect of student learning and outcomes – well beyond the classroom. Yes, this is now my checklist for any essay/ pod abt "higher ed." 10/

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

moby dick marks in my whale books

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if nothing crashes into this shit I'm gonna be pissed

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

NO I DO NOT WANT MY 9/11 MEMORIES ENACTED BY A DRONE SWARM THANKS

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

all the cool kids* are just folding dorks like Louis Theroux *morons who'd pay their own money for this "innovation"

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

[to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar] 🎶 Audibly Flatulent I think I just had an accident 🎶

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Garrett DillaCUNT amirite folks awoooo

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

happy labor day. abolish cop unions

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

this is my point re "don't talk about other countries": we have all this shit here at home. just bc other countries have similar shit doesn't mean I give a flying fart

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

speaking for myself, I have heard enough about England. it's a barely relevant nation state the size and economy of like Maine. there's nothing to learn from them after we botched the brexit warning

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 07/09/2026

i have expended more physical energy today than the president of the united states and i spent most of it playing video games

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This country was built on the opposition to tyranny...so ICE must be abolished.

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BEAT @beatskelton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

OKAY SO FIRST OF ALL, READ SWANBOY. SWANBOY IS THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW READ SWAN BOY DAMN U. SECONDLY, THIS PANEL OF A NERD TALKING TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ABOUT WARHAMMER 40K LORE REMINDS ME OF A STORY I THINK SOME OF YOU NERDS WOULD BENEFIT FROM HEARING.

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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 06/09/2026

The word "efficiency" is derived from the old English "e-fish in sea" Saxon fisherman used to put electronic fish into the deepest part of the ocean to rouse the spirits of giant cod. This was seen as pagan and the practice was banned under Aethelred II But the phrase yet signifies a job well done

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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nachos were invented in 1943 by a man named Nacho.

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jaq alantern @jaqacid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

what if it happens because of a teleprompter

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