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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️

@jansjo.bsky.social
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Melissa / Jansjo | she/her girl | Seattle | 🏳️‍⚧️ | T4T (Single 👉🏻👈🏻) @Transjobakken on the bird website jansjo.website on the websites website

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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yugi...
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thrifting (W遊戯女体化/GenderbendAU/Puzzleshipping)
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
10月11日に通販開始予定の遊戯王の同人誌です。 BOOTHページから「入荷通知を受け取る」を押していただけると通販開始時にお知らせが行きます。 🖤PUZZLECORE 🖤PuzzleShipping GenderbendAU Illustration Book W遊戯の女体化イラスト集(B5/20P前後/表紙・本文モノクロ) ※ネットに掲載したイラストの再録集です。紙媒体でほしい方向けです! 👉 ekawa.booth.pm/items/8883858
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
線画を描くのって大変だけど楽しいんだよォーーーーーーーーッ!!!!!!!(W遊戯の女体化)
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江川仮名子🔞🔰10月25日インテ @ekawakanako.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
W遊戯(女体化)
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
god motion picture rocks we finally found Special Longer Version yes thats what it's called
Star Trek The Motion Picture - Special Longer Version (1979, 132+12 minutes) on vhsSPECIAL LONGER VERSION
12 minutes of additional footage!
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she's like the hot waitress I cheated on my dead wife with. also dead
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think about her every day
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's hard out here
"im sorry melissa I don't want a vhs copy of the 7 little foys"
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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pls consult the chart
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Transitioning for me felt like I was out of the tutorial stage and actually playing the game. And playing the game is terrifying because now there are stakes.
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
____ __|__ | | | | | | | {<🐝~ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | one large bee hits the north tower
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siobhan @junkblader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
$250 left!!
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
dj candy corn is a fucking genius and "Halloween Dance Music Kids Only!" is a god damn masterpiece album youtube.com/watch?v=HDJL...
youtube.com
Apple Bob
YouTube video by DJ Candy Corn - Topic
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I truly believe I am DJ Candy Corn's biggest fan in the entire world
I'm listening to Dancing Pumpkins by DJ Candy Corn from their album Halloween Dance Music Kids Only
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well well well would you look at the time
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spirit halloween sells fursuits now?
basic fursuit stuff (paw gloves, tails, fluffy animal masks) on a rack at spirit halloween
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the time has come
Halloween Dance Music Kids Only by DJ Candy Corn on my tv
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Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 19/08/2026
if ya liked it then ya shoulda put a leash on it 🐕
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wikipedia editor who submitted it is the one who is bound up, btw
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DARK ekirb 😈 (watching dbs movies) @existingkirb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im not fucking posting this
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the reason for the season
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
saw 2b art where they took her blindfold off. u disgust me
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~ @deceased-bunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I Fuck My Computer!
Ramiel the bunny gets penetrated by a living computer, a tangled mess of wires buldges through his abdomen and wiggles out of his mouth and nose. Power cables hold his arms and legs while the computer's monitor blushes a deep red. Ramiel's peen is being sounded and cum flows through the computer's wires; Art Post
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
this tweet is how i learned that samus aran canonically has one. incredible stuff
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Blood Machine @bloodmachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Girl dynamic V3
Would you like to be less than a dog ?
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Vico Whitmore @vwwhitmore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I finally finished it. I was folding stars for this for six months and stringing them for ten hours. There are almost a thousand stars. I am so proud of it and also my hands are now ground beef.
A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Close up)A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Taken from a lower angle)A trans pride flag (five stripes of pastel pink and blue) made of nearly 1000 individual origami puffy stars. Every fourth star has a floral print. At the end of each individual string of stars (there are 25, forming five stripes) hangs a plastic pearl bead and an empty vial of testosterone. (Taken directly in front of the flag)
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
ME: nice to see you again! still got that medical condition where you can only say JAV titles? OLD FRIEND: Horny Sluts Hunting For Cock DX 4 Hours ME: okay OLD FRIEND: A Breast Milk Squirting Miraculous Beautiful Transsexual With Light Skin His/Her Adult Video Debut Seira Hinano ME: That's great
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
found a local band cd so good im gonna call the 25 year old number on the back and ask if they ever made another one
cd case
"Fat Albert Rotunda"
"FAR"
"What's Your Story"back of FAR cd tracklist
"Fat Albert Strut"
"Baby I Ain't Got no Car"
"What's Your Story"
"Intro #1/ Get Up Jack"

"for info: Drop The Beat Prod. (Tim Friedlander)
Bellingham, WA" [and an address and 2 phone numbers]
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fucked up in the club staring dead eyed past the tgirl blowjob
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 29/08/2026
siscon oomfies are like sisters to me. siscoomfies. repost if u love cooming with ur siscoomfies
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i was never religious but a funky gospel drummer could've probably kept me at church through all of high school
"Covered (Live)" by Myron Butler & Levi
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i have a problem 😵‍💫
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techmoan is like pretty patrick lunchtime hour to a freak like me
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i made a friend :(
gta5 white womannow she's dead because I stabbed her to death :(
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i missed transfem beach day
franklin gta5 in white shorts at the beach with another white woman. it's night
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
been doing queen of the hill shit all day in my quest to kill myself of complacency
franklin gta5 standing in a row with 2 other white women. he's wearing white boxers and every tattoo
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
im like if patrick bateman was a lesbian NOT the cool sigma edit patrick bateman i mean the real one the loser patrick bateman who murders people in her mind. and shes on estrogen
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
your honor, I assure you that all the sexual violence in my spotify library is consensual
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
reminder to everyone to go turn this setting on and add alt text to ur images
bluesky accessibility settings
"Alt text
Require alt text before posting"
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
someone proposed buying a second toothbrush at the last community meeting but while we were arguing about how to raise the money, shailey broke the talking stick and now we have a schism over which half counts as the real talking stick
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
the time for negotiation is over! our half of the stick has the mandate of heaven (it is slightly longer), while theirs makes a mockery of all that we have worked for (it has a little blue tassel at the end)
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🏳️‍⚧️🐸Melissa Catastrophe🐸🏳️‍⚧️ @jansjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
got to see Repo in theaters yesterday :D
a:"Repo the Genetic Opera!"
b:"what is it?"
a:"Rocky Horror Picture Show"
b:"what's it like?"
a:"80% less transmisogynist!"
b:".........oh what the hell I guess that's all I really wanted"
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The person who help me move to California from Texas call PayPal lie say stuff and get money back now they got my stuff all messed up please help I am going to lose my stuff
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
play
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cheshirrr @cheshirrrrrko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
😛
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
much as the murder of Brianna Ghey mysteriously stopped being about the climate of transphobia in the UK and became about teen access to social media, the death of Jason Arday is, equally mysteriously, no longer about racism and is becoming about free speech in academia
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