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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's my birthday so legally speaking you have to listen to my podcast
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me logging on
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma isn't on blu ray but I found this 4K copy of Sleepaway Camp 2 at my local wal mart which is basically the same thing
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harper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s that time of year.
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Miss Brie Cheese @wikimemia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
... Well now certainly is an interesting time to have a new Halo video ready to premiere... Check out the brand new Halo Legends episode of Play The Movies! with special guest @goldathena.bsky.social ! youtu.be/XoSx-19UqTA
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Halo Legends (2010) - Play The Movies with @GoldAthena
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Miss Brie Cheese @wikimemia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now that we're 4 episodes in to the Play The Movies podcast, I'd really like to highlight the amazing art that @doublebergercomics.bsky.social has made for our thumbnails and my profile picture! She's been consistently great with my many zany requests, and she's open for commissions!!
Play The Movies - Super Mario Bros (1993) ThumbnailPlay The Movies - Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) ThumbnailPlay The Movies - Mortal Kombat (1995) ThumbnailPlay The Movies - Halo Legends (2010) Thumbnail
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reading the George A Romero script for Resident Evil and respectfully sir, shut the fuck up
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Miss Brie Cheese @wikimemia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Check out the newest episode of the Play The Movies Podcast! Sam and I get to talk about the classic Mortal Kombat movie! youtu.be/jICe5pkS1H4
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Mortal Kombat (1995) - Play The Movies
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well well well would you look at the time
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
8th time really WAS the fucking charm!
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The woke left doesn't want you to know this but it's kinda difficult to wipe your own ass when you've got a herniated disc
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Editing the next podcast
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker Green PSP okay?
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lowkey we’re all smoking penis
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[metroid] ravenous scribbles
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This would fix me I think
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces
Metroid manga: Round and Round
An Unexpected Discovery

Samus: I haven't been back to my starship in a long while. 
Samus: It's gotten very dirty. It should be cleaned. 
(Samus notices something while cleaning) 
Samus: Oh!
(Samus is now curled into a ball and tucked into a small space)
Galactic Federation Voice: Samus! Report in! What are you doing? Respond!
Samus: Aaah! It's perfect for turning into a ball here!

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Samus: This is Samus! I've been exploring many places on my mission!
Galactic Federation Voice: Have you really been doing anything? 
Samus: If you don't believe me, just take a look at this map!
Galactic Federation Voice: Oh! I see you've been rapidly progressing! 
Samus: See, see?
(Galactic Federation Guy looks at Samus's map, which is full of her notes) 
Galactic Federation Guy: As for these notes...
The notes: "Here's a roundy, and it's very nice!"
"Here's another."
"Rolly place."
"There was a roundy here, but it broke down."
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wren!! @tropical-rouge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
metroid ravenous
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] armstrong must survive prime 5 so she can live long enough to see this
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Metroid my beloved
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This single frame got me feeling things*
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Word on the street is that this might be Kirby's biggest adventure yet
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Midwest Emo Scarecrow @clownwhisper.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Like C'mooooon.
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milkoe🪽 @milkoe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heather Mason 🩸 Silent Hill 3
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got Halo trivia wrong in front of two beautiful women tonight
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me and Brie are back to talk about Mortal Kombat and have a not that bad time about it. Check it out!
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 31/08/2026
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miah 🔜 blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
saliva
@salivasisters

hello darlings. i Dont think we're gonna make it. there is A deep sadness within me. oh, excuse Me. an instant Message. whats This? a jpeg of Women kissing? oh, never Mind folks. we are fine, and Going to make it actually
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
im kinda just doing whatever rn. really trying to knock out art block among other things lol #oc
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fucking loved BUDDY. Weird funny and occasionally upsetting in the best way. Unless you've seen "Adult Swim Yule Log" I can guarantee you've never seen anything like it
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Got a moment? Pt.1 #wlw #yuri #sapphic
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im sleeping in a car in the passenger seat, i suddenly awake with a start and shout “FUCK” i say “i wasnt jacking off in my sleep was i?” the driver responds “dude, no.” i say “oh good” and doze off again. suddenly i awake again and shout “FUCK FUCK” the driver this time says “WHAT?!” with annoyance and concern. i say “was i jacking off that time?” and he shouts “NO!”

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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tekken: The Most Disturbing Game You've Never Heard Of
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I care about her more than I care about most people
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/08/2026
God bless Jane Schoenbrun for releasing an abstract movie literally about sex in a world of Cinema Sins, 5 minute “ending explained” videos, and prudish “why is there sex in any film ever?” discourse.
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LFG
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
Screenshot from Dirty Pair. Yuri says "Nowadays, one in ten people have gotten their sex changed."
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
another remi ipad doodle….. trying to stay cool in this heat 😭😢 #oc
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Alright lets do this one more time
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lots to think about
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you want to express to someone that youre not happy through text you can write nwt which stands for not wagging tail If you want to express that you're confused you can use htts which stands for head tilted to side If you want to express excitement you can use wlc which stands for wagging like cr
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Trans Rights are Human Rights @transgender-rights.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Petra Parker, transgender Spider-Woman #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt_memes #transmemes #trans #transgender #spiderman #spiderwoman
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Rewatched Your Name
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Decided that I'm going to pre emptively judge all my younger co workers based on the quality of the Call of Duty game that released the year they were born
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm kinda like if Columbo's dog was a puppygirl
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Sam 🏳️‍⚧️ @samdefault.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First ever order from Vinegar Syndrome
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