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James Kelleher

@jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
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Art with machines; design at Publicis; enthusiastic cat herder. www.pilcrow.ie

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 2h
“Jack Chambers” is a rather grand term for the room you go to masturbate in
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 8h
Sick of dragging all this kidney weight around tbqh
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 9h
Mick Hucknall slaps the Tardis console playfully, "This bad boy? This bad boy is rolling back the years"
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 10h
How could this be? It was painted in 1818, but Mick Hucknall was only born in 1960. The only logical explanation is that one of them is a time traveller
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 10h
I’ve messed around with the OP-1 Field and loved it, but that’s probably because (a) I had no idea what I was doing and (b) I don’t really have anything else to compare it to
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 21h
I can never go there because my wallet would never survive the experience
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 22h
I have! My heart belongs to this though
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 09/10/2026
Nice. Excellent likeness of Mick Hucknall from Simply Red too
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 09/10/2026
Now I've heard there was a secret chord That David played, and it pleased the Lord But you dont really care for music, do you? It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth The minor falls, the major lifts The baffled king composing Despacito Despacito Despacito Despacito
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 09/01/2024
‘Wanderer above the Sea of Fog’ is my least favourite of Caspar David Friedrich’s paintings, and I think it’s because I can’t get it out of my head that the figure at the centre is Mick Hucknall from Simply Red
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The two results that keep coming up, study after study, is that universal basic income and taxing the rich do all of the good things their advocates say, to almost ridiculous levels, and none of the bad things their opponents say, to almost ridiculous levels.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This whole thing is why the Butlerian side is so attractive—people who could have been doing something else instead have to do actual work to try to prove that an insultingly inherently absurd use case is in fact worthless
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 08/10/2026
“An entire generation has grown up not realizing how extreme it is that their very language is being chosen for them by platforms run by people who hate that generation’s ability to express itself, and who hate the things it has to say.” - @anildash.com www.anildash.com/2026/10/06/k...
anildash.com
We are going to kill “unalive” - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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The Crackdown Cat @the-crackdown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dublin listings spreadsheet update. I don't have time to outline the new things on it so have a look unless you want to "miss out". docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #speirgorm #DublinGigs #DublinEvents #DublinListings
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The Crackdown
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🍺Donald Clarke 🎥 @donaldclarke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING just announced for November 20th.
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 08/10/2026
Marvellous, thanks Donald.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
A hand written sign saying ‘Pie Shop’, scrawled much smaller in the top right hand corner in red marker is the word ‘tiolets’
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
He has an inner resolve and perseverance that I will never match
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
I’m saluting this fallen trooper as I type
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
Not until I’m sitting behind the steering wheel, knocking out a few tunes on the fold-out piano
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
That’s the Hyundai Grandeur concept, and I want it real bad. www.hyundai.com/worldwide/en...
hyundai.com
Heritage-Series Grandeur - Hyundai Worldwide
Discover our 1986 Hyundai Grandeur flagship sedan in a whole new way. Have a look at our electrifying retro concept – the Heritage Series Grandeur.
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
Just give me this please
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 07/10/2026
Aaaaaaargh
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
Ah, fair enough. Thank you!
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Myles na gCup O'Lean. @executivesteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very efficient to have them doing what DPER already does. My guess is this will be a half arsed DOGE for the Healy Rae and Michael Collins axis who'll get to haul a few woke NGOs into the PAC and cancel a bikeshed in Ennis.
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
Anyone have the inside track on when You Can See Everything is releasing in Ireland? Paging @donaldclarke.bsky.social
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
Midjourney in particular seems to lean very heavily on asking its userbase for A/B ratings, and I’ll speculate that userbase skews young and male
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This but greyhounds instead of candles
The Dril “candles” tweet
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
If we continue on this trajectory Ireland will be a 100% racing-animals-based economy by 2040
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
I’d never thought of Lego as a puzzle, but I guess it is
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
I was going to say I appreciate it’s a fun challenge for people more patient than myself, but still, it’s pure torment even thinking about it
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Cianan Brennan @ciananbrennan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Horse and greyhound fund up €3m in the budget, up to €102m - split €81.6m horseracing, €20.4m greyhound racing. In 2020, the fund stood at €84m, so it's gone up 21% over the past six years...
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
This, to me, is hell
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
“… and by this I mean [chuckling] handing essential public services over to the private sector.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 06/10/2026
[All national infrastructure slides further into a sinkhole; A&E waiting times move closer to 13 hours; it costs eleventy trillion euro to buy a house] yay I have €750
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Channel 4 have announced celebrities for next series of Handcuffed, where celebs are handcuffed. - Katie Price and Suella Braverman - Neil Ruddock and Bimini - Kerry Katona and Mark-Francis Vandelli - Lady Victoria Hervey and Georgia Harrison MBE - DJ Fat Tony and Princess Olga Romanov
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 05/10/2026
IMO that is too many hand-carved pumpkins
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 04/10/2026
Three hours of a distant thunderstorm filmed in a field in Slovakia: youtu.be/Vh-VnIpeW3A?... /via @kottke.org
youtu.be
Ominous Thunderstorm Rolling Across the Fields | Deep Distant Thunder | NO AI
YouTube video by Silent Field
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 04/10/2026
The lads
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 04/10/2026
luv 2 b flavor blasted
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 04/10/2026
I truly believe that if we all work together we can get that up to $1,000,000 a day
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 03/10/2026
Imagine
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 03/10/2026
Brope, do u even lift
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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 03/10/2026
Advertisers now have larger labels than major roads on Google Maps, cool cool
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