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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 7h

On my first night at Arby's I accidentally touched the roast beef oven with my bare hand and got burned so badly I had to go home. Incredibly, they did not fire me until two weeks later. I never really got the hang of anything at that job (except pissing off the head manager).

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 8h

The children will dress as characters from "Empty Nest" so we can have a Must See TV crossover.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 8h

We will renew our vows in these costumes!

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Amy III: The Marsupials @amylopan.bsky.social · 8h

Couples costume idea: Remember that two-part Night Court episode where Dan Fielding completely loses his mind, becomes the Phantom of the Courthouse, and kidnaps Christine?

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Yes, my friends, MAGNUM OPUS covers it all: Axl’s regression therapy, Axl believing he’s one of 13 enlightened beings sent to save Earth, Axl spending 2 weeks watching the Discovery Channel instead of working on the album, and a surprising number of people who told me, “He was always nice to ME!”

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Axl uncovered this memory during regression therapy. I tracked down his regression therapist a couple years ago; she refused to talk to me! This story and many like it are laid out in my book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY.

Cover of MAGNUM OPUS featuring Axl Rose and Buckethead bathed in red light. The title is in a yellow and white font.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

That's nothing, Axl Rose remembers his own conception (I'm not joking).

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 15/10/2026

THERE ARE THINGS TO BE BESIDES A BANK

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Sony is considering releasing all 5 ‘JESUS JONES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028. Another idea being considered is offering a 5-pack of tickets to encourage fans to view all 5 films at once. 5 screens will surround viewers, who will be strapped into rotating chairs.

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💀The Legend of Del House💀 @howdydoomsday.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Even in your darkest hour remember

Subtitles: "Rodeo clowns save lives every day."
Bill Bixby in The Incredible Hulk

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

boss makes a quarter, I make a dime...

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Je Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 14/10/2026

Marcé is still $2k short of her goal, please help by passing this around and donating if you can

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape! you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape! you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape! you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape! YOU CAN USE MULTIPLE SLURP JUICES ON A SINGLE APE!! That's what you sound like with this shit.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Be cautious of dear friends who invite you co-host Michael Jackson podcasts, your life will never be the same!

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Free speech laws turn out to be pretty important. Hats off to Sally Rooney for sticking to her guns on this.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Co-signed. I am now automatically suspicious of any flowery email that's like "I was immediately intrigued by your in-depth exploration of the history, cultural impact, and creative journey behind one of the most iconic..." blah blah blah. Please just say "Hey, I like your book, you wanna do [x]?"

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🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸 @zencoffeebreak.com · 14/10/2026

we participated in throwing millions of our neighbors under the bus for convenience. of course the "FEELING of life" was gonna be affected.

I swear SOMETHING broke in society after 2020 and
nobody wants to talk about it.

And I'm not talking about masks, lockdowns, or
COVID.

I mean the FEELING of life.

Everything reopened. We went back to work.
Restaurants filled up. Events came back.

But somehow life still feels...different.

Years disappear faster.

People feel more disconnected.

Everything feels more expensive, stressful & rushed.
And somehow we’re all constantly exhausted.

I can't even explain exactly what we lost.

I just know life before 2020 felt more ALIVE.

Tell me I’m not the only one who feels this.

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kir @kirlax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

of course I know what the picture shows…I need you to use alt text so I know what you think the picture shows

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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

the only carrie i wanna hear about is carrie anne moss

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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

this is so obviously correct it is deeply bizarre and corrosive how many people who should know better are unwilling to simply say it

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Okay, I figured it out. The lousy customer service and general ineptitude at every Walmart pharmacy is a psyop designed to make me, Jim Greene, go crazy. It's working. I am currently wearing a Napoleon hat and a straight jacket.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We used to have real mysteries, like Bigfoot and UFOs. Now we have "did Kelly Clarkson try to buy a bird that wasn't for sale?"

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Now people bring their little kids to meet "Papa Het" so they can learn the ways of being a not great dude in a vest.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What's undercover? This guy used to go bear hunting in Russia and said felt "honored" that the gov't was using his music to torture people in Guantanamo Bay. Talk about a harvester of sorrow!

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And the fact that this unscrupulous manager specifically targeted disabled and elderly actors? God, I hope they get hit by a fucking truck.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Sad about RJ Mitte. He was my favorite part of Breaking Bad. And his experience with the thieving business manager just highlights how we don't have a functioning justice system in this country. Someone can steal all your money but then you need another fortune to prosecute them.

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Richard Vallée @richardvallee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Somehow every country is pretending that it's only happening in that country, and nowhere else, despite all of them knowing it's happening everywhere. It was predicted, it was documented, and still they are pretending not to know, because the medical profession is complicit in this Big Lie.

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

just a glimpse into my dark twisted reality

Jar jar binks Lego character on a yellow Lego skateboard

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

this is unbelievable, it has to be a bit

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Lucky you. I was foiled every time I wanted to see them. Bad luck, bad timing, bad karma?

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wurster hasn't been active on here since last year but I'll tag him anyway. Hey @jonwurster.bsky.social, what're your favorite anachronistic pieces of drum equipment in music movies?

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We need to get Jon Wurster on this thread so he can rattle off his list of music movies with anachronistic drum equipment.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The sitcom "Grounded For Life" aired and took place in the early 2000s but there's an episode where the characters go to a Ramones concert. The Ramones broke up in 1996. Wishful thinking, I guess.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

In my experience, a good way to get email scammers to leave you alone is to tell them: "You have violated my 'no aggravating emails' clause. Please pay me the requisite $300 fine in the next 24 hours or you will be sent to collections." Suddenly all their bullshit ass-kissing turns into "bro, wtf?"

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/10/2026

the democrat people that centrists keep screaming at us for not supporting as they sacrifice us over and over have more in common with the other republican fuckers than any of us. they can't stop any of this because they're nearly as culpable

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If I saw Christopher Columbus and Shane Gillis walking down the street? And they were walking into a data center? And I possessed meteor swarm, 9th level evocation? Well, let's just say we'd be roasting some marshmallows that night, my friends.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If I saw Christopher Columbus walking down the street? And I had my arquebus mounted on my war wagon? Well, let's just say his doublet would be ruined.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Impossible to hear Dane Cook's name and not think about that story where he told that other comic "you're stealing my essence!"

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Andrea Is Sick of Long Covid @andreastudiescovid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'll bet I could do a 12 hour Man on the Street interview and not a single person would know that there is a correlation between COVID infection and diabetes. People think that long COVID is when you get COVID and don't get well in 7-14 days.

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If I saw a data center walking down the street? And I had a bazooka? Well, let's just say that data center's new favorite band would be the SMITHEREENS.

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