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James Cattle

@jamescattle.bsky.social
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Also known as Jim or Javaman. Sometimes I say things into a microphone in my closet. www.castingcall.club/javaman he|him

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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 14/10/2026
Developers developers developers developers
A chart depicting the differences between an X (Twitter) dev and a Bsky dev. The X dev is depicted as a meek man hiding behind an anime pfp, while the Bsky dev is depicted as Poochie from The Simpsons

X dev: -Anime pfp despite being 47 years old...
which would be fine if it was one of the
cool animes
- Hypes up Grok like a soccer mom
in a principal's office
- Can't find any of their actual work
somehow but can find plenty of 
"dicey" opinions on people with
a skin color under hex code #FFFFFF
- Unconfirmed if just Elon again on
another account or not
- Hates trans people

Bsky dev:
- Account is just their first name
- Tries to act cool and fresh like
a millennial desperately trying to cling onto
stomp clap music
- "Ok guys, I understand this is an issue.
Let's break this down"
- Has plenty of time in the day to defend
their Claude usage but seemingly not enough
to implement images in DMs
- Hates trans people
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good evening 😈
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 01/10/2026
It's Steam Autumn Sale, and both Scarlet Hollow and Slay the Princess are up for grabs! Get two 90+ metacritic, overwhelmingly positive visual novels for a little over $25 if you buy 'em together.
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Rain @orbitaldot.com · 01/10/2026
Mesmalie is 20% off...! The game features witches and squashes, so it's the perfect way to spend an autumn evening... 99% overwhelmingly positive on Steam, so it's pretty good too , , allegedly! store.steampowered.com/app/3534790/...
Mesmalie 20% off,,, oct 1 - oct 8

"Ahe"
- Mesmer
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s his birthday today (we think)
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
"I mean its fully human made, AI was just used to assist with overlooking the codebas-" block.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rival ??? always was a standout.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It annoys me that the likes of Fortnite and Hoyoverse games seemingly get a free pass even among those who are usually very anti genAI.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have my first game against them this week so I'll decide how much I enjoy them after that :P
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I brush this guy’s teeth every night so he can continue to hurt me for years to come ❤️‍🔥
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
MORNING!
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/08/2026
"AI" has existed in its current form for barely four years and the fact that it's jammed up the cognitive development of an entire generation that fast (and that there's a specific overclass of techofascists who are deeply thrilled about this) is a big damn red flag. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/17/u...
nytimes.com
What Do Students Lose When They Stop Writing? (Gift Article)
Educators are worried that many students can no longer write essays without A.I. And it’s costing more than just grammar skills.
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adrienne ✨ Truth Scrapper @insertdisc5.com · 17/08/2026
happy one year anniversary to this lovely In Stars and Time review
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/07/2026
When I criticize Dems in the United States who waffle on transgender issues, its because I don't want them turning into Labour UK, who pretty much has fully espoused transphobia and is enacting extreme harm on trans people in that country far worse than the conservatives had done.
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Early Day Motions
Amnesty Internat
Amnesty International UK report on the anti-rights movement in the UK
EDM 603: tabled on 14 July 2026
Tabled in the 2026-27 session.
This motion has been signed by 4 Members. It has not yet had any amendments submitted.Motion text
That this House expresses extreme concern
at Amnesty International UK's report
entitled A Growing Threat: the Anti-Rights
Movement in the UK, published on 8 July;
condemns its depiction and listing of
organisations defending the rights of
women, girls, children, and gay and
bisexual people as anti-rights on the basis
of them being gender critical; further
condemns its depiction and listing of
organisations of parents and of clinicians as
promoting conversion practices; notes that
organisations depicted as supposedly anti-rights includes many grassroots women's rights organisations doing vital work domestically and internationally with vulnerable women and children, and a rape crisis centre and support service for female that gender critical belief is a protected belief under the Equality Act 2010 and reflects the views of the majority of the public; also notes that it is perfectly
survivors of male violence; further notes
legitimate to organise around the protected
characteristic of sex and to offer single-sex
spaces, as clarified by the recent SupremeCourt ruling in For Women Scotland vs The Scottish Government; recognises that such organisation, work and services are fundamentally important; also condemns the report for making unevidenced characterisations; acknowledges the damaging impact of such baseless accusations for the small grassroots charities and organisations listed; and calls on Amnesty International to withdraw the report, issue a formal public correction and apology acknowledging the reputational harm, and pledge that Amnesty staff who hold gender critical beliefs can express such beliefs without fear of bullying or harassment.Antoniazzi, Tonia
Labour
14 July 2026
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Gower
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Gilbert, Tracy
Labour
14 July 2026
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Edinburgh North and Leith
Smith, David
Labour
14 July 2026
North Northumberland
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Sullivan, Kirsteen
Labour
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14 July 2026
Bathgate and Linlithgow
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/10/2024
Cartoon panels, face close-ups.

Asuka: Fuck England! I hate England!
Shinji: You watch football, Asuka?
Asuka: What the fuck is "football"?
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Terrified to enquire what the difference between a Lesser and Greater potion is.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'd begrudgingly accept £80 if it weren't for the fact that they'll be pushing microtransactions and loot boxes and all that shite too.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 17/06/2026
All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.
Edd Coates talking about the game ui database being scraped
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Moustache looks like well-cultivated nose hair.
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
3 weeks apart and now we’re back to business
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And yeah, the wind + lightning combo got me killed so many times. ALSO the fact that falling into a hole right at the end of one of those rooms sent you alllllllllllllll the way back to the start.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And those are just the ones from the two areas I've done so far. What could make for some cool interactions based on using hazards to your advantage instead is just "oh, another thing I have to deal with..."
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My major gripe with the environmental hazards is that a lot of them don't affect enemies, they exist purely to mess with Mina. Enemies can walk over spikes and lava, don't get hurt by the moving gears, are unaffected by the high winds, don't get targetted by lightning.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
After a similar amount of time i've got a laundry list of little grievances that are sucking away what enjoyment I could be having. Septemburg was an utterly miserable experience.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the UK now has the least transphobic Health Secretary in years (nobody)
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s much more straightforward to just call him a cunt.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/05/2026
I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This one is in my top 3.
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Every morning I fight the beast.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hennety's smirk/chuckle after he fires Maria always gets me.
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Taking a shot every time I see a cartoon of the Statue of Liberty being shot/arrested/shit on by Trump on the timeline. Dead after 15 minutes.
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 30/04/2026
two of them...
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reupping my video showing that conversion therapy in the UK is mainly caused by about 40 people who simply will not piss off and are ruining the NHS for the rest of us youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...
youtu.be
Britain Still Has Conversion Therapists. Here’s Why.
YouTube video by Philosophy Tube
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Caspian Whistler @cazwis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Morning
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Happy Birthday Jack!
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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hage(メサ子) @hgmsk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
イバラちゃん🌹 #slaytheprincess
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...
Israel is intent on redrawing not only the geographic map of south Lebanon but also the demographic one.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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wwwjam @wwwjam.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Thinkin' about #Thorn. Hmmm, yep. Still love her. #slaytheprincess
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm partial to a good "tee hee" myself.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/03/2026
updating the meme for current times
bunlith lounging on the ground with the speech bubble 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' scribbled out in red with a giant "DESTROY CAPITALISM" written over it in bold yellow letters
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James Cattle @jamescattle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Two very orbular cats this morning
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