Reposted by jamesathnrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off 1061937227
Reposted by jamesathnaquila 🍉 most normal frankenstein enjoyer @belllmonts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face 1341811419
Reposted by jamesathnleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that 415252956
Reposted by jamesathnmlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026because it’s JUUUUUUNE TWENTY-FIRST and this WINTER WAS THE WORST WE’VE EVER SEEN, but we MADE IT THROUGH THE FREEZE and now it’s JUUUUUUUNE TWENTY-FIRST and this WINTER WAS THE WORST WE’VE EVER SEEN, now it’s EIGHTY-FOUR DEGREES FOREVER 🗣️👆 021
Reposted by jamesathnThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492112226
Reposted by jamesathnNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Land O' Lakes, Florida Pop: 37,007 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_O'_Lakes… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 1210424
Reposted by jamesathnVal 🏳️⚧️ @kingpin6100.bsky.social · 13/05/2026insane for ESPN to accuse rasmus dahlin of faking bleeding 1495
Reposted by jamesathnDavid Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 11/05/2026new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...webworm.coEverlee Has DisappearedEverlee Wihongi was transferred by ICE to the notorious "Camp East Montana" at Fort Bliss, Texas. Then she disappeared. 11752593810
Reposted by jamesathnpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator." 695144697
Reposted by jamesathnOld Fashioned Bologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Ideal relationship dynamic 146140632810
Reposted by jamesathnmlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Link to comment: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD... 034
Reposted by jamesathn#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026athletes are pretty sheltered, rich, and coddled individuals anyway. add in that hockey is one of the most suburbanite ass sports in the country and you're just cooking together a hitler particle+dumb guy stew. the solution? we abolish the suburbs 746039
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 06/02/2026i generally am a very chill and patient person but holy fuck the lack of response from various people on different things in my life is starting to piss me the fuck off 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026love getting emails form companies on my birthday that are like "congrats on being born! buy our shit please" 000
Reposted by jamesathnDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 19/01/2026You didn't name the horse during that entire trip through the desert? Is this a joke to you 251141215
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i would never be so bold as to say i could match her freak. i know my place 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 18/01/2026they really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 14/01/2026gotta libpost a little here and say the new BECPL card kinda goes hard 010
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026almost posted some shit like "2026 will be the year of hanging out" but I remembered the last time I felt that way was six years ago so im not fucking testing it. 2026 will be. 010
Reposted by jamesathnPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/12/2025Keepchange You! Filthy Animal 421344
Reposted by jamesathnSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/12/2025The creation of a penis costs $150,000 each. It costs $400,000 if you want to add testicles 42821158
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025when all you have is forty thousand hammers everything looks like war 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i was meant to live in a time when only 10 video games existed 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025i cant believe they're gonna announce half life 3 at the game awards tonight 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 29/11/2025aftonsparv is my new best friend aftonsparv will never hurt me 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 16/11/2025how to explain to cat that flopping around on the carpet this time of year increases likelihood of Accidental Static Shock Attack when I pet him by 10% 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025ran into a guy who claimed to know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours but he wouldn't tell me. said i wouldn't get. whatever. 000
jamesathn @jamesathn.bsky.social · 08/11/2025logging into my favorite website for fans of evergreen coniferous trees 100
