Reposted by jamieNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 6hThis is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it. 13753177
Reposted by jamieDave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 23hWe only had one drawing of Bart Simpson in the UK in 1991 and by god we were all going to wear a jumper of it 2165
Reposted by jamieautumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if Sonic is like the wind, would he huff and puff and blow the house of the three little pigs down 1117428
Reposted by jamieDave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9674892044
Reposted by jamieScottie-Jar 🔞 - Commissions CLOSED @scottie-jar.newgrounds.com · 07/10/2026Offtopic but why does EVERY new article about something negative regarding sonic ALWAYS use this god forsaken image 🥹🥹🥹 6202
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the scene getting too big and dipshits with LLMs publicly displaying their decomps/recomps on shit like GitHub and discord is going to kill the scene. back in the day people knew how to shut the fuck up, a corporate lawyer is going to have a fucking field day when one company gets motivated enough. 011
Reposted by jamieDaniela 🐱 @daniela.lol · 07/10/2026calling it now by the end of the year decompilations are gonna be ruled as illegal during a lawsuit between a company and a dipshit abusing llms to decompile a bunch of paid software 414219
Reposted by jamieKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 29/09/2026It's crazy how big nuzlockes are now, remembering that it came from an extremely rough 4chan comic where the protagonist had a nuzleaf who looked like locke from lost, hence nuzlocke 101276356
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it's telling that a great deal of complaints about the sonic fandom are "lmao weird furry deviant art oc" instead of the actual toxicity that plagues it (and most other fandoms tbh) 000
Reposted by jamieTirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What do u fucking mean in Halo 2 they literally find Halo 2 3231
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the only half-life vs halo debate that matters is which one had the better breaking benjamin song 010
Reposted by jamieNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Opening the front camera by accident: 6888116
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my main critique of mania is that it being such a loving tribute to classic sonic means it recreates most of classic's flaws and lives in the shadow of the original games. it's still 90% more playable than most of sonic's late 2000s offerings 000
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i do wonder if vibecoded slop will in the future be seen as the 2020s version of flash or electron apps, just an indicator you are in for the most crappy software experience of your life 000
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 04/10/2026halo CE was a standout game, it had the je-ne-sais-quois before the series was all ball tug bro games. it's got whimsy that was just not allowed after 2001. you could not have silliness in FPSes in bush's america 020
Reposted by jamieDerek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah because it was good and all those other systems are wank 💪 0132
Reposted by jamieThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line. 121068330
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026with the 20th anniversary of diamond and pearl I do wonder if its better reception compared to RS was it being on the DS rather than them actually being better games 000
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ppl talk about izuka's interview about the franchise almost dying, real ones know izuka's realest statement is "Game Gear? (laughs) No." 001
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026while the notion of YouTubers influencing everybody's opinions is overstated, its still an undeniable thing that happened, people still think the snes version of doom is better than the 32x version, every mega cd game was sewer shark and castlevania 2 is the worst game because of avgn 020
Reposted by jamieAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one is about dumping a load in public, and the other is improper disposal of trash 06719
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026people who play and enjoy the vibe coded slop recomps, are probably the same people who played snes games with stretched 4:3 to widescreen with 4x superhq eagle scaling filters on a raspberry pi 000
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yahtzees review of bananza is still the most vindicating, only he had the vision to realise the last boss is ass... 000
Reposted by jamieheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026i love that pokemon challenge runs have reached the point where it's just pure evolutionary darwinism as pokemon guys struggle to come up with new ways to complete firered that no one else has already done 1329318
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026genuinely why would anybody buy this when you can get it digitally for normal price, surely the benefits of physical for a pretty common game arent worth paying double for 080
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh dark the donuts lying in the dust... THROW THEM ALL AWAYYYYYYYY 010
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the current remake discourse seems very console brained, arguing that limitations of the time are essential to a game's experience. i dont think ive ever seen a PC gamer say you're not truly playing half-life if you're not playing it at 640x480 with software rendering at 30 fps 011
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026people who complain about toxic scrimblo fanbases like sonic and pokemon need to spend 30 mins with a capital G gamer community to understand what true pain and suffering is like 110
Reposted by jamie🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kinktober is Dr Robotnik’s original name in the Fleetway comics 14715
Reposted by jamierobin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt . 51167421
Reposted by jamieTirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"What if Nintendo bought Sonic??? Would we get better Sonic games????" You would get 0 Sonic games bc there's only like 7 people in japan who gives a shit about that blue rat, 6 of whom work at sega as an obligation and the 7th is Inugami Korone 221080282
Reposted by jamiepushfreight/tyeagg @pushfreight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026leaked script for the new activision halo 1469
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do, he won't respond to my texts because he doesn't read, I should try conveying through gameplay instead smh 010
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026yeah they were pushing out tons during the dark age and late 2010s, the post boom fallout was just when the series was dead in terms of any output, you had a mobile game that barely lasted a year, a media "sub franchise" dead on arrival and Nintendo exclusives that flat out sold poorly 000
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026im not a fan of a lot of the old sonic twitter account's self-deprecating humour and thought the bit got old after a while but the hard facts are that it did allow them to own the narrative and eventually climb out of that mid-2010s slump. its what led to the movies and mania 110
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026people trying to place the sega cancelling down sonic thing as forces era and 06 era are just projecting their dislike of the games and not looking at the objective reality of those games doing well. they were still shitting out multple games a year in the 2000s and forces was right after mania lmao 110
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026with that izuka sonic franchise dead thing going around, it will never not be funny that a failing Nintendo console was the thing that came closest to killing the franchise 030
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The execution might be more focused, but given the direction of most Activision games, I think a big focus on MP (likely with fairly aggressive monetizaiton) is what they will go for and I've never liked halo mp. I feel like it's going to be a very small token campaign, if they even add one. 100
jamie @jameme0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026also all of the criticism about 343 ripping off cod only for people to celebrate halo going to the cod devs, lol, lmao even 000
