Reposted by Jall Barretthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 6hsovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving” 745248
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 7hI had to go grocery shopping in pouring down rain weather. Had a time in the grocery store too. But, hey, I also got readers (aka non-prescription glasses at preset strengths). I need bifocals but I can't afford the eye exam nor replacing all my glasses so this is arguably pretty good. 😹 000
Reposted by Jall BarretJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Meet my newest fabric art creation: Ronanan Raucous the Witch Homunculus. I designed and hand-sewed him, as well as his tiny witch hat. Ronanan knows a number of tiny spells that only work on tiny things. For example, he can turn an acorn into a slightly smaller acorn. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com 49939
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 8hDear Fender, I was never your target audience. If I had been, bad quality / value relative to price would have put me off. You’d already lost the design lawsuit on its merits. Shopped it around and won it in Germany because the maker didn’t show up and then threatened makers and retailers in EU… 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10hGremlin Jall is so much fun I wrote another script just so I can play them again. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretJER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🙏🏾 we always appreciate when y’all support AND let your friends know to do the same! 0206
Reposted by Jall BarretShammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026oooh I could make the drive to Columbus 083
Reposted by Jall BarretMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Withdrawing into my cozy little nook 51484
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gremlin Jall helps me announce my Halloween month plans! youtube.com/shorts/YKSj1...youtube.comTreats incoming!YouTube video by Jall Barret 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seeing a hambster and going "who gave that tribble eyes, ears, and a nose?" Well, that was embarrassing. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So excited to unbox my new novel that all I can do is babble "this is great!" And "this is awesome!" LOL 1132934
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kept busy all day and I have no idea what I did. 😹 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dear Old Spice. I'm not your target demographic. I'm an enby who is bi and repulsed by either myself or my partners (who can be masc as hell) smelling like your products. I beg of you to stop spending money to remind me of your existence. It would be better for all involved if I could forget that. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My planned John Doe Is Not Alone side story is at 3K. I'm aiming for 8K. I'm going to do the audio for it and release it for free as part of my October plans. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretIndie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Starts in less than two days!!!! 14417
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm starting early enough to actually get this one in today. It's an 80% hydration recipe rather than 100%. I'm on what amounts to the first step. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me, making a supportive comment on a video about a common Evangelical issue: Yeah, that sure is a thing I’ve seen w/Protestants. Rando: Like the Catholics are so great?!! WTF is wrong with you?! Me: We’re talking about Protestants. o_o I have less to say about Catholics since I haven’t been one. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Charlie is even cozier today than he was last time. I feel a little bad typing beside him. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I worked a little on adapting someone else's ciabatta recipe for my own purposes. The recipe claimed it was a 1 hour ciabatta. Which would give me a chance to make it for today. I counted up the actual elapsed time in the recipe and it would have been like 3 hours not counting bake time. 😹 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One time, Evangelical Christians accused books of bringing a demonic presence into our place. The books they targeted (and the ones they didn't) proved they weren't receiving evidence from a higher power. youtube.com/shorts/HR0RW... 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤static.klipy.comAdira Tal's Embarrassed Quote (Star Trek Discovery)Alt: Adira Tal from Star Trek: Discovery saying "Maybe we just don't even ever have to mention that, like, ever again." 020
Reposted by Jall BarretAddy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 28/09/2026(This isn't really true. I love horror movies, but get that it's not everyone's cup of tea. You'll probably just not enjoy movies at my place 😂) 131
Reposted by Jall BarretAddy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 28/09/2026Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤static.klipy.comAlexis Rose (Annie Murphy) Says 'I Should Probably Go'Alt: Blonde woman looking around and saying 'I Should Probably Go' 1101
Reposted by Jall BarretQuin Bunny Notaro 🏳️⚧️ | Pumpkin-Spiced Author 🎃👻 @bunnyisawriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤static.klipy.comCool Runnings: Whatever's Wrong With YouAlt: Cool Runnings: Whatever's Wrong With You Is No Little Thing 171
Reposted by Jall BarretJulia Lynch @jlynch13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quite pleased with my new @effinbirds.com tshirt. Bought in homage to @mirya.bsky.social, of course! 213910
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026> Really tasteful horror *Blinks rapidly for a brief eternity* Never have I ever heard a work of horror described positively as "really tasteful." 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Charlie doesn't mind me writing but he'd rather it didn't interfere with his lap time. I got an elbow licked because it was too near him. 100
Reposted by Jall BarretJ.D. Cunegan @jdcuneganbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm a writer. Of course I've always struggled with when to use "who" vs. "whom." 021
Reposted by Jall BarretAstra 🔜 NebrasKon @astrawitch.com · 27/09/2026Horror_zip 👁️ The updated print version! 421551
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd never heard of Choosin' Texas before I got onto the web and found out that a Rolling Stone writer thought I hadn't heard it to establish my "Cultural Cachet." About the only stuff I won't listen to is 100% screaming or made by nazis. Just haven't heard Choosin' Texas. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I thought I was going to get away with it but Roscoe came running the instant he heard me prepping a late night snack of sour cream and onion chips. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My favorite (/s) part about Plex is the fact that every update becomes an easter egg hunt for how to scan the library for new updates. With "basic how to use the app stuff moving drastically" being a close second. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretCaelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo 614530
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I got bread flour today. Still improvising a recipe but this one is 100% hydration with 200 mL water, 200 g bread flour. Not shooting video but it'll become a video if I get something nice out of the experiments. 100
Reposted by Jall BarretMike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet. 515341172
Reposted by Jall BarretEvery Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m not a religious person. But the response here is what I imagine a Christian should be. 15986270
Reposted by Jall BarretDavid Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Union workers at major trans non-profit A4TE fighting back against lay-offs that leave well-heeled managers untouched. 27129
Reposted by Jall BarretRichard Gadz, horror writer @frankenwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Who the hell is Richard Gadz? www.richardgadz.co.uk #horrorbooks #booksky 💙📚 #authors #writingcommunity #horror 0112
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did you watch my scifi horror flash fic earlier this week? It's like a minute long! ^_^ #SciFi #Horror #FlashFic 020
Reposted by Jall BarretJER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is your girl comfortable, taking up space in my living room, and available on the skatune network webstore? Thats not your girl… that’s all the leftover JER merch that you can grab now at www.skatunenetwork.com 14528
Reposted by Jall BarretRory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 25/09/2026I fear I’ve author-humoured so hard this does a full circle back into being not funny again. 3304
Reposted by Jall BarretTheWriteStuff25 on AO3 @thewritestuff25.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm an AO3 author and I approve of this message. 45920
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today’s pizza is a little extra crispy. One thing I love about doing this on solo nights is I end up with a baked pizza dough to use next time I’m in the mood. 010
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trying to find a small bread recipe with specific characteristics (high hydration, clear measurements, AP flour because it's what's in the house right now) is proving nigh impossible. I'm tempted to tinker my own. I haven't touched high hydration bread in years. Could be fun or a disaster. 011
Reposted by Jall BarretScaredy Cat @braverytewalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got my first ARC copy of someone's book. I feel like I'm holding another person's newborn baby, help- ( #writingcommunity #booksky ) 0122
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Brief story about Roscoe knocking a thing off a table. (If I immediately delete this, it was because Bluesky decided the video didn't need audio.) 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was almost lunch so Roscoe came to get me. He doesn’t need brushing to the same extent that Charlie does but he likes the slicker brush in small doses and it has been a while. Got a bit of undercoat and then it was time to eat. He looks annoyed because we stopped heading to food for a photo. 130
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unintentionally dropping bars on NPR. 😹 (In fairness to NPR, I think they would mostly hope that people engage with them through their apps and radio shows.) 000