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Jall Barret

@jallbarret.bsky.social
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Independent writer and IT professional. My Vay Ideal series is scifi adventure. I'm excited to publish my first audiobook. ✍🏻 jallbarret.writeas.com 📽️ www.youtube.com/@JallBarret 🕸️ hol.ogra.ph/@JallBarret

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 6h
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 7h
I had to go grocery shopping in pouring down rain weather. Had a time in the grocery store too. But, hey, I also got readers (aka non-prescription glasses at preset strengths). I need bifocals but I can't afford the eye exam nor replacing all my glasses so this is arguably pretty good. 😹
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meet my newest fabric art creation: Ronanan Raucous the Witch Homunculus. I designed and hand-sewed him, as well as his tiny witch hat. Ronanan knows a number of tiny spells that only work on tiny things. For example, he can turn an acorn into a slightly smaller acorn. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art witch homunculus Ronanan. He's a weird little gray humanoid with an oblong sort of head with wobbly black eyes with wobbly gray pupils. He has a black nose, an open black grinning mouth with two sharp gray teeth. He's wearing a hand-sewn black witch hat I made for him. There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.Here's another lovely photo of Ronanan where he's resting on my palm with his hat beside him.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 8h
Dear Fender, I was never your target audience. If I had been, bad quality / value relative to price would have put me off. You’d already lost the design lawsuit on its merits. Shopped it around and won it in Germany because the maker didn’t show up and then threatened makers and retailers in EU…
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10h
Gremlin Jall is so much fun I wrote another script just so I can play them again.
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙏🏾 we always appreciate when y’all support AND let your friends know to do the same!
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Shammy Gatt @thatshaggymatt.noveltytoast.com · 02/10/2026
oooh I could make the drive to Columbus
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Withdrawing into my cozy little nook
Me in a sumptuously roomy coffin
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gremlin Jall helps me announce my Halloween month plans! youtube.com/shorts/YKSj1...
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Treats incoming!
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seeing a hambster and going "who gave that tribble eyes, ears, and a nose?" Well, that was embarrassing.
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So excited to unbox my new novel that all I can do is babble "this is great!" And "this is awesome!" LOL
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kept busy all day and I have no idea what I did. 😹
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Old Spice. I'm not your target demographic. I'm an enby who is bi and repulsed by either myself or my partners (who can be masc as hell) smelling like your products. I beg of you to stop spending money to remind me of your existence. It would be better for all involved if I could forget that.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My planned John Doe Is Not Alone side story is at 3K. I'm aiming for 8K. I'm going to do the audio for it and release it for free as part of my October plans.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starts in less than two days!!!!
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm starting early enough to actually get this one in today. It's an 80% hydration recipe rather than 100%. I'm on what amounts to the first step.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, making a supportive comment on a video about a common Evangelical issue: Yeah, that sure is a thing I’ve seen w/Protestants. Rando: Like the Catholics are so great?!! WTF is wrong with you?! Me: We’re talking about Protestants. o_o I have less to say about Catholics since I haven’t been one.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Charlie is even cozier today than he was last time. I feel a little bad typing beside him.
Medium fur black tuxedo cat curled up in a blanket on the couch
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I worked a little on adapting someone else's ciabatta recipe for my own purposes. The recipe claimed it was a 1 hour ciabatta. Which would give me a chance to make it for today. I counted up the actual elapsed time in the recipe and it would have been like 3 hours not counting bake time. 😹
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One time, Evangelical Christians accused books of bringing a demonic presence into our place. The books they targeted (and the ones they didn't) proved they weren't receiving evidence from a higher power. youtube.com/shorts/HR0RW...
Title "Demon-haunted books?" over an image of I Have Lived In The Monster and Pyramids.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤
static.klipy.com
Adira Tal's Embarrassed Quote (Star Trek Discovery)
Alt: Adira Tal from Star Trek: Discovery saying "Maybe we just don't even ever have to mention that, like, ever again."
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 28/09/2026
(This isn't really true. I love horror movies, but get that it's not everyone's cup of tea. You'll probably just not enjoy movies at my place 😂)
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 28/09/2026
Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤
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Alexis Rose (Annie Murphy) Says 'I Should Probably Go'
Alt: Blonde woman looking around and saying 'I Should Probably Go'
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Quin Bunny Notaro 🏳️‍⚧️ | Pumpkin-Spiced Author 🎃👻 @bunnyisawriter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when someone says they don’t like horror movies… 🖤
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Cool Runnings: Whatever's Wrong With You
Alt: Cool Runnings: Whatever's Wrong With You Is No Little Thing
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Julia Lynch @jlynch13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quite pleased with my new @effinbirds.com tshirt. Bought in homage to @mirya.bsky.social, of course!
A torso wearing a white tshirt emblazoned with a lifelike turkey vulture in brown with a red head, over which runs, in orange type, the motto “Powered by spite.”
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
> Really tasteful horror *Blinks rapidly for a brief eternity* Never have I ever heard a work of horror described positively as "really tasteful."
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charlie doesn't mind me writing but he'd rather it didn't interfere with his lap time. I got an elbow licked because it was too near him.
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J.D. Cunegan @jdcuneganbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm a writer. Of course I've always struggled with when to use "who" vs. "whom."
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Astra 🔜 NebrasKon @astrawitch.com · 27/09/2026
Horror_zip 👁️ The updated print version!
Junji Ito panels in pixel art arranged like a windows xp desktop
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd never heard of Choosin' Texas before I got onto the web and found out that a Rolling Stone writer thought I hadn't heard it to establish my "Cultural Cachet." About the only stuff I won't listen to is 100% screaming or made by nazis. Just haven't heard Choosin' Texas.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought I was going to get away with it but Roscoe came running the instant he heard me prepping a late night snack of sour cream and onion chips.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favorite (/s) part about Plex is the fact that every update becomes an easter egg hunt for how to scan the library for new updates. With "basic how to use the app stuff moving drastically" being a close second.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attention, Bajoran workers.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got bread flour today. Still improvising a recipe but this one is 100% hydration with 200 mL water, 200 g bread flour. Not shooting video but it'll become a video if I get something nice out of the experiments.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.
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Every Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not a religious person. But the response here is what I imagine a Christian should be.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Union workers at major trans non-profit A4TE fighting back against lay-offs that leave well-heeled managers untouched.
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Richard Gadz, horror writer @frankenwriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who the hell is Richard Gadz? www.richardgadz.co.uk #horrorbooks #booksky 💙📚 #authors #writingcommunity #horror
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you watch my scifi horror flash fic earlier this week? It's like a minute long! ^_^ #SciFi #Horror #FlashFic
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is your girl comfortable, taking up space in my living room, and available on the skatune network webstore? Thats not your girl… that’s all the leftover JER merch that you can grab now at www.skatunenetwork.com
Graphic that reads leftover tour merch.
Shirts• longsleeve• flags• totes • fanny packs•patches
Www.jer.band
In the middle of the image are mock ups of all the jer merch. A fanny pack in the top center with the say Gay or say goodnight shirt to the left, the longsleeve to the right, and the jer patch to the right of that. Below the fanny pack is the death of the heart shirt, and the back of the longsleeve is to the right of the DOTH shirt. Under the longsleeve is the silence is violence shirt. The death of the heart wall flag sits at the bottom center, and the death of the heart tote is at the bottom left
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Rory Michaelson (submitted and readable) @rorymichaelson.com · 25/09/2026
I fear I’ve author-humoured so hard this does a full circle back into being not funny again.
The meme where that guy is looking at another woman on the street and his girlfriend looks annoyed but Rory Michaelson’s head is badly photoshopped onto the guy and they’re looking at a semicolon while their em dash girlfriend looks annoyed
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TheWriteStuff25 on AO3 @thewritestuff25.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm an AO3 author and I approve of this message.
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today’s pizza is a little extra crispy. One thing I love about doing this on solo nights is I end up with a baked pizza dough to use next time I’m in the mood.
Hand made personal size pepperoni pizza cut in quarters
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trying to find a small bread recipe with specific characteristics (high hydration, clear measurements, AP flour because it's what's in the house right now) is proving nigh impossible. I'm tempted to tinker my own. I haven't touched high hydration bread in years. Could be fun or a disaster.
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Scaredy Cat @braverytewalker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got my first ARC copy of someone's book. I feel like I'm holding another person's newborn baby, help- ( #writingcommunity #booksky )
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brief story about Roscoe knocking a thing off a table. (If I immediately delete this, it was because Bluesky decided the video didn't need audio.)
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was almost lunch so Roscoe came to get me. He doesn’t need brushing to the same extent that Charlie does but he likes the slicker brush in small doses and it has been a while. Got a bit of undercoat and then it was time to eat. He looks annoyed because we stopped heading to food for a photo.
Grey tuxedo cat looking annoyed
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Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Unintentionally dropping bars on NPR. 😹 (In fairness to NPR, I think they would mostly hope that people engage with them through their apps and radio shows.)
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