Reposted by Jall Barretlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3hyou literally never need to tell me why you're canceling a meeting or asking for a meeting to be canceled. Yes, we can do that, and I am sorry and/or happy for you about whatever happened 898999
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 3hThe bread exists. The loafs are a bit wider and thicker than last time. Hopefully that will cut down on some of the over-baking issues. I don't have the time and temperature dialed in very well yet. I won't know how the crumb came out until tonight. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretKit Author @kitauthor.com · 5hStarting over at a new barn means leaving his past behind. Taking over the training of a new horse means finding a future. Barn family means family. kitauthor.com/book/fresh-h... #transgender #nonbinary #equestrian #horselit 💙📚 021
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 5hI'm on the longest rise right now. Next bit is where things get messy. Last time, I was a little disappointed in how the two "loaves" came out from a size and shape perspective. Like perfection is antithetical to homemade but maybe not *that* much imperfection. Time to get a little writing in. 100
Reposted by Jall BarretKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 9hWell, I'm out. @societyofauthors.bsky.social 6525100
Reposted by Jall Barretfinn | not jack torrance 🪓 @n0tyourdad.bsky.social · 7hIf you cannot even be bothered to write your own book, why should I bother to read it? 2163
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 7hIf the crumb is still too dense with the added rise time and extra stretch distance, I'll try swapping in a little bit of whole wheat flour ... but that's borrowing trouble from next week. 😹 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 7hI am making the ciabatta again. Making some minor adjustments mainly to timing. I was a little too gentle with the dough the first time because of reasons and I think it resulted in a denser crumb than I was hoping for. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 16hNot doing a full update of all the additions and updates but I think I finally found a way to fix the poo emoji and I felt like sharing it. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Going with John Doe, he would unironically call it "the ship" or "my ship." 010
Reposted by Jall BarretJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word? My goal for the day is one new sale at my shop. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com 210388
Reposted by Jall BarretAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026You guys all I really want is for someone to crack Linear A before my book deadline next fall.* Is that too much to ask? *I'm writing a nonfiction book that deals a lot with Minoans. 41127
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 13/10/2026As I understand it, publishers keep expecting authors to do more of the work that traditionally publishers did. While not giving us higher royalties. And now they want to offload the work they can't put on us onto LLMs instead. What are publishers for anymore? 121
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Benny Feldman is one of my favorite comedians I’ve found in the last year. He kills at one-liners. I won’t be able to check out his new special tonight … but you can! 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Willie Nelson: Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses. Men: Uh, actually … boss? The boys and me been talking. We’ll take beer too. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I already bought Willie Nelson "Whiskey River" whiskey once. On that day, I learned wisdom. One small piece of it. I don't buy celebrity themed products any more. So this entire saga could have been cut short if the ad had been clear about what it actually was and which Willie it meant. Tada. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Now the thing about ads and lies is that most ads are lies. A highly local thing about lies is that they piss me off. Scumfuckery lies really, really piss me off and this is definitely a scumfuckery ad. It didn't taint Willie Nelson, fortunately. For reasons most people might find regrettable. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If I know two about alcohol, the second is that it isn't weed. Therefore, it is definitively wrong to claim it's the "same buzz." This is not synthehol (a fictional beverage category from Star Trek). Nope. It's some kind of weed thing. Which is fine if that's what you're into. But the ad is a lie. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Skipping some nonsense, it turns out that these are Willie Nelson branded non-alcoholic beverages that contain various hemp products (or not in some cases). Now, if I know one thing about alcohol it's that you shouldn't drink and drive. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026As you know, Google canceled their search engine in ~2019 so assume I used your favorite replacement. I come upon this site claiming to review 🌿 infused 🍹 ... with less or no alcohol. I'm also aware of booze free beer, wine, and vodka and, with no idea what Willie meant, I was expecting that. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Buckle up. We got a saga. I get this add for "Willie's Remedy+" which says "Same buzz, no hangover." Same as what, pray tell? Which Willie? So many questions so I do what you do with questions. I went on a quest. To find the ions to my quest ... s. Didn't click on the ad. I wasn't born yesterday. 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Note: My style is available for time travelers. If you're going to use a time machine to copy my style, you owe it to me to give me a few spins on your time machine, though. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026While I'm already griping about ads, in Depop's universe, we all have enough clothes that we can survive on selling our used clothes perpetually. Yet somehow there's still a market for people to buy used clothes and everyone wants mine specifically? And why not. My style is flawless and unavailable. 100
Reposted by Jall BarretAlien Bob but also @jeremyoduber.com · 12/10/2026No daytime streams this week on account of the Video Editing Zone, but tomorrow evening you may join me for Alien Bob's Old Computer Repair Shop. Also I keep hearing about this thing called Bobvember? 011
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026They were almost constantly playing it until I complained. It hasn't happened once since I complained so I can't report it. I'm anticipating having my ears blown out again at any possible moment (aka during the brief periods I'm still using Youtube). 100
Reposted by Jall BarretAlice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you like me on podcasts, you would like to buy the audiobook of my book A Passion for Passion which is just me reading the book I wrote out loud to you and trying not to laugh at the stupidest bits I’m not going to link it because I don’t know your audiobook platform but i believe in you. 1261
Reposted by Jall BarretJall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Since before I left the faith, I've been pondering an oddity about communion in the Bible. Now I'm sharing it with you! www.youtube.com/shorts/ZAig8... 001
Reposted by Jall BarretJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron. As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature 03424
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mitch is still missing. Whoever got that animatronic up and blinking committed some kind of malpractice. 😹 070
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Co-signed like all of that plus sometimes my brain can’t make heads or tails of how an image has been cropped so it fills m in the blanks with cosmic or body horrors. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 12770312085
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I mean if she really hasn't been issued grippy socks, you've got a great gift idea. (Note: I might be missing some context here. 😹) 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Since before I left the faith, I've been pondering an oddity about communion in the Bible. Now I'm sharing it with you! www.youtube.com/shorts/ZAig8... 001
Reposted by Jall BarretVampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I really hate the rhetorical framing of "voting for ice cream vs driving off a cliff", because it's a transparent attempt by Democrats to explain why they've gone 1 in 3 against fascism without actually examining their own failures 615022
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I need one extremely cheap slide whistle. Like party favor style would do. My options appear to be to buy one far nicer slide whistle for too much money or buy many cheap slide whistles for somewhat less but still too much money. Anyone want to go halvsies with me on 29 excess slide whistles? 😹 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One part of me thinks Charlie realizes I’m not feeling well because I’m watching TV at a very low volume. Another part of me thinks it’s awfully close to the cats’ next meal. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Can linux save this —" If the problem with it is that "modern" operating systems won't run on it or run extremely poorly on it, then, yes, there probably is some version of linux which is regularly updated and will run with the given system constraints. If the problem is it got smashed, no. 000
Reposted by Jall BarretPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’variety.comNicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.' 253140542760
Reposted by Jall BarretKit Author @kitauthor.com · 10/10/2026I'm starting to get a lot of people ask on my submission calls how we're weeding out AI stories. The answer is, we do the best we can. I'm human. A 🧵 AI detectors are not only uploading the story to same slop machine BUT they also discriminate against marginalized authors esp. neurodivergent 1/ 163
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026New Caelan Conrad video you should definitely watch. Especially if you’re a fan of Diogenes. 🙀 010
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Alright, Petco dot com, next time your Halloween ad blows out my ears on YouTube, I’m reporting it. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A lot of rookies in the grocery store today. That’s fine. Everyone’s gotta have a first time some time. It’s just a little extra rough on me with day two of the headache. 😹 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Would have been nice to use the actual file but I’ve got at least three interfaces that will take the output and get them into a computer. The recording I made today isn’t quite ready to be a finalized version. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pulled out my pedalboard to work on the song. Thought my Donner Triple had USB on it. It doesn’t. 😹 I don’t need the PaulStretch to make the backing work, though. Largely due to the JHS 3 Hall Reverb (which is magic). 100
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Someone just tried to sell me a “biblical” (read Young Earth) “map” of history. A 6000 year one that starts with the creation of Adam. It looks like an interesting artifact. By which I mean physical evidence of theologically motivated silliness. 000
Jall Barret @jallbarret.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Deliberately left my classical untuned and used it to lay down a backing track I paulstretched and then layered on top of it some guitar tapping, etc. Then I tried various little spicy bits with Dexed on top of it. Got a solid concept for something. Everything's JDINA right now. 000