realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 17hJJ Abrams said he'd edit a selfie for me so I sent him one and he sent this back 3541 54
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 20hi hate gay halloween because what do you mean you're going as the movie poster for "you can see everything" by nathan fielder and lance oppenheim 111726 172
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 17/10/2026on Halloween night I connect it to a Bluetooth speaker and play it with sound and music. This is what it looks like from the inside 110 1
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 16/10/2026Found this video from the summer when I was balls deep in a cut and my god 92281 228
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 16/10/2026I logged food on myfitnesspal for the first time in a while and they changed the UI 0230 23
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 14/10/2026do you think grandpa phil from hey arnold blew his nose and wiped his ass at the same time 3211 21
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 14/10/2026I know this isn't Jerry Springer, but it conveys the same idea I came up with 4 months ago 041 4
realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 14/10/2026did you know lunch lady's (@braaaf.bsky.social's) hair isn't real? it's true. her wig got snatched recently 4192 19