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back at the scene of the crime (the house with the overhead lights)

guy in the bathroom asked me if he smelled like weed cuz he was on his way to meet his parents. now why’d i lean in and sniff? 😳

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 5h

hair going crazy, still haven’t scheduled cut 😬

A mirror selfie of a man (me) in a black hoodie and white glasses with crazy curly hair on top.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 7h

i was really brave this morning

A photo of a tiny spider on a white tile floor.

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23h

Ballard Congratulates Golf Course on Its New Light Rail Station: tinyurl.com/yncw9jep

Map of new Pinehurst light rail station opening Sept. 30 next to I-5 and 160-acre Jackson Park Golf Course.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 23h

oh we are so back, crisis averted, cancel the funeral

A photo of a completed order for the Nintendo Switch 2 The Legend of Zelda –40th Anniversary Edition.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the end for me, y’all. cuz i sent this to the window guy while he was fetching his tape measure from his truck instead of to my friend 🫪💀🪦💐

A screenshot of a text chat between me and the window guy in which I accidentally sent “window repair guy is european and hot 🥵” to which he responded “Haha! 😂 Thanks for the complement” to which i responded “lmaooo 😳💀” and “omg i’m so sorry 🤦🏻‍♂️” to which he responded “Don’t worry, I’m easy going haha”

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lorde i’m in danger 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦 🐦

A photo of dozens of pigeons perched on a power line and on the roof of a Corned Beef corner store.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

branon used confusion gas! 💨 it’s super effective! (i wanted a raticate tho 😭)

A screenshot of a Team Rocket Weezing EX ** rainbow card in Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket. Won during a Wonder Pick.

A screenshot of a Team Rocket Weezing EX ** rainbow card in Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket. This was won during a wonder pick. Cards not chosen include: ** rainbow Team rocket Moltres EX, ** Team Rocket Slowking EX, ** Team Rocket Raticate EX, and ** rainbow steam Rocket Raticate EX.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

dropped a few sets cuz i was late for civic engagement 🫣

Post-gym mirror selfie of a man (me), nude except for a pair of navy and white striped calvin klein trunks. I’m flexing my left bicep, which has a pump. Garmin workout summary: Title: Calisthenics & Upper Body. Total Time: 1:19:00. Sets: 22. Calories: 685.

Mid-workout shoe pic showing a dangling chain between my legs, which are clad in blue shorts and white shoes and socks. On the floor are a 45lbs plate and a 5lb plate, both of which were hung on the chain during weighted dips. Garmin workout summary: Title: Calisthenics & Upper Body. Total Time: 1:19:00. Sets: 22. Calories: 685.

Garmin workout summary: Title: Calisthenics & Upper Body. Total Time: 1:19:00. Sets: 22. Calories: 685. Total Volume: 18,028lbs. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the entire upper body, hip flexors, and quads.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this was a cool event organized by @transportation.seattle.gov. the staff were really friendly, and the activities were fun and engaging 😊

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (limiting to albums released while i was 19 that i probably listened to while 19)

The album cover of the original motion picture soundtrack to Tron: Legacy, music by Daft Punk.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the amount of cabbage being consumed rn is why i live alone 💨

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

beta blockers on a sunday 😳 so i can go tell sdot to pedestrianize my block

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hat for safety from the overheads

Mirror selfie of a man (me) taken at a house warming party with way too many overhead lights. I’m wearing a green cap to protect my eyes from the overhead lights, a distressed oversized hoodie, white glasses, and green joggers.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

no lamps and every damn 5000 kelvin overhead light is on 🫩

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

at the housewarming party early and tryna be friends with cosmo 🐈‍⬛

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

but what if i can’t hold it 🙂

Shoe pic of my off-white feiyue shoes standing on the she of a sidewalk next to a grassy shoulder with a sign that says “no pee pleez :)”

Zoom in on the grassy shoulder of a sidewalk with a sign that says “no pee pleez :)”

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yesterday my barista asked me (what i thought was) “are you gonna see everything?” and i responded “yea i try to see almost everything.” and then he said “no, the elizabeth holmes documentary?” and then i panicked and blushed and started blabbing. i was so embarrassed.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

kept bloomf waiting all day for post-gym pics

A mirror selfie of a man (me) wearing a black tank and blue shorts and a serious expression. Garmin post-workout summary: Title: Left Leg PT & Squats. Total Time: 1:19:28. Sets: 25. Calories: 601.

Garmin post-workout summary: Title: Left Leg PT & Squats. Total Time: 1:19:28. Sets: 25. Calories: 601. Total Volume: 10,250lbs. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the core, upper back, quads, glutes, hamstrings, and calves.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

oh it’s wet wet and the sun is c***ing

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

gm, let’s get this over with

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

who up walking to work after their 6am mtg with the europeans? 🫩

Selfie of a man (me) walking to work. I’m wearing a maroon cap, white glasses, a gray t-shirt, an old acid-washed jean jacket, and my handy dandy backpack. The sun is rising in the background behind some trees and buildings.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

they don’t really work the glutes but pikes are kinda like humping?

Post-workout mirror selfie of a nude man (me), taken from over head pointed down my back. My back, butt, and calves are reflected in the mirror such that there are two of each. Garmin summary: Title: Pikes: Core & Traps. Total Time: 1:20:18. Sets: 20. Calories: 604.

Garmin summary: Title: Pikes: Core & Traps. Total Time: 1:20:18. Sets: 20. Calories: 604.Total Volume: 14,639. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the core, upper body, and quads.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if you see this, post a vampire 🦇 (based on the evidence)

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it is astronomically now autumn in the northern hemisphere 🍂 (you all were wrong earlier)

static.klipy.com

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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 22/09/2026

sometimes i wish i wasn't a grower so i could participate in grey sweatpants season

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

finally doing biceptember 💪🏻

Post-workout black & white mirror selfie showing a nude man (me) partially visible in frame. My shoulder and bicep with a center vein is visible, as is my left nipple, abs and torso torso, side-cheek, and bush. Garmin workout stats: Title: Biceps & Lats. Total Time: 1:19:53. Sets: 25. Calories: 635.

A mid-workout black & white mirror selfie showing man (me) with my left hand raise behind my head to flex my bicep and lats. Garmin workout stats: Title: Biceps & Lats. Total Time: 1:19:53. Sets: 25. Calories: 635.

A mid-workout black & white pic of a left hand covered in chalk with callouses visible on the palm. Garmin workout stats: Title: Biceps & Lats. Total Time: 1:19:53. Sets: 25. Calories: 635.

Garmin workout stats: Title: Biceps & Lats. Total Time: 1:19:53. Sets: 25. Calories: 635. Total Volume: 25,581 lbs. The body diagram shows primary muscle activation in the biceps, shoulders, upper back, and core.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the human digestive system when it sees a corn kernel:

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

was told i needed to post about making breakfast tacos with my leftover hoochie coochie corn (new name)

A photo of a trio of breakfast tacos with eggs, cheese, leftover hoochie coochie corn (aka southern/cowboy caviar), and sour cream. Accompaniments include chips and more leftover hoochie coochie corn, a tiny baggable bottle of cholula, and a latte from Cafe Vita.

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

crawl into the loft with me 🥺

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

saturday todo: • coffee • prep southern/cowboy caviar • prep negroni • prep na negroni • clean • shower • loft crawl with neighbors • attend naughty novel smut reading • sleep • all while not procrastinating on bsky

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branon 🐦 @branon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my ciliary sphincter: 💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️ my sphincter ani: 💢💢💢💢💢💢

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