Reposted by JakeWantsCakeJuno @jsketch12.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Pokemon Champions finally gave us the gift of what Emma's ZA Expansion Suit actually looks like under the coat 253566669
Reposted by JakeWantsCakenematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're my hero! #fanart #pokemon #moonlily 41651497
Reposted by JakeWantsCakexXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 04/09/2026wife poisoned me again. tried to talk to the guys on r/WifePoison about it but they're all poisoned. thought i was special 082
Reposted by JakeWantsCakexXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 10/09/2026i got the gene that makes you only need four hours of sleep but i have it three times 001
Reposted by JakeWantsCakexXxWifeWhoIsNiceToMeHaverxXx @zephie.net · 11/09/2026the joey pockett archive www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6Z... 77130
Reposted by JakeWantsCake✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 5339267
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeMovail @movail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Saki #art #illustration #doodle 193268372
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeAL ! 🌷 @tuliplion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can all my friends leave twitter im so serious 5347
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 26/08/202610 years ago today, the Steven Universe episode ‘Mindful Education’ premiered on Cartoon Network. 424169
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Happy 68th birthday to the multitalented Tim Burton. 1032581
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeInanimate Insanity Updates @inanimateupdate.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Inanimate Insanity IV Episode 7 will be releasing on YouTube on Friday, September 4, 2026! #inanimateinsanity (Via. AnimationEpic’s Instagram) 12910
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeInanimate Insanity Updates @inanimateupdate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Emily Ricks, the voice of Bonnie in Toy Story 3, has announced that she is voicing Eclair in Inanimate Insanity and will release a song made for the show, “Can’t Catch Me”, on September 4! #inanimateinsanity 36616
JakeWantsCake @jakewantscakejwc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's my birthday! Here's a cover of Make a Mita I made for myself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJHR... @recdtrh.bsky.socialyoutube.comMake a Mita - Cover by JakeWantsCake - MiSide Fan Song by RecDYouTube video by JakeWantsCake 051
JakeWantsCake @jakewantscakejwc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's my birthday! Here's a cover of Squid Game vs MrBeast i made for myself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_J8... @freshykanal.bsky.socialyoutube.comSquid Game vs. MrBeast - Cover by JakeWantsCake - Freshy Kanal Rap BattleYouTube video by JakeWantsCake 000
JakeWantsCake @jakewantscakejwc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's my birthday! Here's a cover of the Suction Cup Man theme song I made for myself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMX... @piemations.com @shadyvox.bsky.social @probluesplayer.bsky.socialyoutube.comSuction Cup Man Theme - Cover by JakeWantsCake - Piemations / Suction Cup ManYouTube video by JakeWantsCake 000
Reposted by JakeWantsCake~~Lav~~ @tr4shgirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026People are sleeping on top 5 Deltarune characters of all time #Deltarune 163305852
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 053041347
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeYoshitura Yamamoto @yoshiyamamoto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026"And mom’s kissing you goodnight" #deltarune 81485219
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Seeing a lot of talk about official BlueSky support on Nintendo consoles today. Wonder why that is. We'd never add it, BlueSky isn't a real social media yet. Now a button to post on Reddit, that could be in the cards. 723514
Reposted by JakeWantsCake<( ˶• ◊ •˶ )> @ciguapapio.art · 19/07/2026P-puppy Kris…..🐾❤️ #DELTARUNE ♥ #píoart 6977247
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Yes this account is "haha funny parody" but it can also be used as a reading test. Did they read past the first line of the post? Did they skim through it? Did you have a good day? Did they even read the bio/handle? Did what little they read upset them? Interesting stuff. I'm helping science. 1830534
Reposted by JakeWantsCakelurker.quest @lurker.quest · 20/07/2026how it feels to not be addicted to gambling in 2026 121481327
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026wooow great job sonic. you ran so fast through the level (my house) and smashed my robot (my dishwasher). what a fucking hero. 172043654
Reposted by JakeWantsCakethe homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19/07/2026guy from school recognized me at the bar 1974106
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Miyamoto hates my posts, complains I'm not getting enough bangers, and throws beer bottles at my face and general head area. Please like and subscribe to save me !! 715623
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeSPOOKYShadz @solvershadz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026i made this #Deltarune 331854607
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeSandmeister ⏳ @sandmeister.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Doobles of Aqua and Seth as real humans :) #deltarune 122728548
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Babies when they find batteries 1080795
Reposted by JakeWantsCakechess!! Hhalloween october @videochess.world · 19/07/2026venting (deltarune ch5) #chess_arts 62281490
Reposted by JakeWantsCakedaily ralsei @ralsei.bsky.social · 19/07/2026ralsei is doing a handstand [ drawing streak: 498 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune #ralsei ] 101554231
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Writing "Samus After Not Surviving" on one of the white boards and then being thrown by my ankles from the roof. 27811
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Rebecca my phone is dead and I hate that this is how you'll find out but tell the kids daddy can't get them a free switch 2 this christmas 214015
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Why is the discovery tab always political AI slop. Why can't it be Mushroom Gorge. None of you are posting enough Mushroom Gorge. I'm not mad, I'm- no wait I am mad. Do better. 20771186
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fuck bro I'm tired. I dunno... Digimon sale? There's probably a Digimon game on sale on the eShop. You guys like those freaks, right? 815123
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Wait, if Bowser Jr. is Bowser's son, then that means... Bowser, my man 😎 1223242
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 17/07/2026They got me up doing anything but putting Mother 3 on NSO. 712313
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Eating Nintendo Switch cartridges also gives you diarrhea but you don't see us flaunting that on the package. 310711
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"Nintendo needs to put their games on PC so their graphics can be the best they can be." FUCK YOU DIE, GO MY SWARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1853271
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/07/2026*rubs my big belly* all out of new games, sorry. 12983242
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Guy who pronounces Nintendo like "NintenDEW". 121008
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Two classics from the Dreamworks catalog in one great package! Shrek + Shark Tale GameBoy Advance Video makes it's way to the Nintendo GameBoy Advance - Nintendo Classics App on June 19th. VCR not supported. NSO + Expansion Pack membership required to access GameBoy Advance titles. 1028382
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Here's a sneak preview of how the loading screens will look in The Legend of Zelda for the Nintendo Switch 2 System, featuring handy tips and tricks for new players. We hope you look forward to this Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive coming later this year! 1330377
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Sometimes I record myself sleeping cause I have genius ideas for new Nintendo products in my sleep. Back in 2015 I got a recording of my talking in my sleep saying "*snore*... Nintendo Switch... *snore*... 2017" followed by 30 uninterrupted minutes of farting. Nobody knows how I do it. 710411
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"Captain Falcon" his name is F-ZERO, get it right. 612717
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did you know? The large plant creature you fight in Metroid: Fusion is named "Johnathan", but it's never mentioned by this name in-game as the developers didn't wanna bother labeling it. 719441
Reposted by JakeWantsCakeNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We are excited to announce a new partnership with @bsky.app that will coincide with a Nintendo Switch 2 Firmware update next week. This update lets you connect your BlueSky and My Nintendo accounts to automatically post when you die on Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, and nothing else. Enjoy! 281954462
![There are many dangers in this world.
Use your Shield [ZR] to protect yourself in combat.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqhflq4euuutwpoae7mwfknv/bafkreihjewudfyynvejl5xkbimkzua3icoubsg6cikzdpamrpkbdlqjuzq)
![Hold down and press [B] to Spin Dash.
Use this move to get out of sticky situations!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqhflq4euuutwpoae7mwfknv/bafkreicq5r4qyugce56oyzdrkuquaezh743qtccw6hty4phqzx3r3k6cxa)
