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Jake Thorne

@jakethorne.bsky.social
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Accountancy, plus a bit of fun and frivolity. No political affiliation. ⛔No crypto. ⛔ASK FOR MONEY, CARDS, ETC= INSTANT BLOCK!! NO EXCEPTIONS. Scalphunter.

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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
After being shown to have fabricated his cv, Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds can longer claim to be a solicitor, so he’ll just have to find another way to boost his charisma
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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Keir Starmer believes he can act as a bridge between America and Europe, as he's good at lying down and letting people walk all over him
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Calling it a day.👇
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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Valentine's Day: the perfect time to reconnect with old flames
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.
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k. radke @kradke.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus
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“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Good morning, lovelies ❤️
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...
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Warren Gatland: Wales rugby union head coach leaves role during Six Nations
Warren Gatland leaves his role as Wales head coach by mutual consent after 14 successive Test match defeats.
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Hannes Cools @hannescools.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
BBC just released damning research on AI assistants' news accuracy. Results: 51% of AI responses had significant issues. 19% introduced errors when citing BBC. 13% misquoted or made up BBC content entirely. 🤐🤐 www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/... via @ezraeeman.bsky.social
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
🎶If I ruled the world🎶 Oh, wait, I already do! BBC News - ChatGPT boss says no thanks to Elon Musk-led $97bn bid www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Elon Musk-led group makes $97.4bn bid for ChatGPT maker OpenAI
The billionaire's attorney, Marc Toberoff, confirmed he submitted the bid for "all assets" of the company on Monday.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
And they all thought they were safe.... BBC News - Oliver Ryan suspended as Labour MP over WhatsApp messages www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Oliver Ryan suspended as Labour MP over Whatsapp messages
Ryan had been summoned to a meeting with his chief whip after the Mail on Sunday published the texts.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
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Mary R Morrow @marymorrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Health minister Andrew Gwynne has been sacked after a newspaper revealed he sent a string of offensive and abusive WhatsApp messages. So what did the recipients do? Concur? Share? Laugh? The whole thing stinks
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Great news.... BBC News - Judge blocks Musk team access to Treasury Department records www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Judge blocks Elon Musk's team from Treasury Department records
Nineteen state attorneys general sued the Trump administration after the Department of Government Efficiency (Doge) was given access.
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Kim @kim4thebabies.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@racheldoyle.bsky.social Hi Rachel, nice to connect here
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is vital to stop President Musk BBC News - Dozens of countries back International Criminal Court after Trump sanctions www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ICC: Dozens of member states back top criminal court after Trump sanctions
A majority of member states, including the UK, Germany and France, said the court was "vital" for international justice.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Number crunching: Potential increase in GDP from new third runway at Heathrow v estimated fall in world GDP for every 1°C rise in global temperatures.
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Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
In case you happen to read Camilla Tominey in theTelegraph abt Kay Burley leaving Sky, there’s at least 1 inaccuracy in the piece She mentions Newsnight & claims it’s ‘haemorrhaging viewers’ Not true The audience figures are up 30% since the new format began last May
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Have a good day everyone
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Morning all
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Brian Moore @brianmoore666.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Good morning all. Have a good one.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Does anyone else spot AI a mile away?
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Take note... BBC News - HMRC: More than a million miss tax return deadline - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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HMRC: More than a million miss tax return deadline
Thousands of people left it to the last minute before the cut-off at the end of Friday.
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Pamela Marrache 🦋 🦋 🦋 @pamelamarrache.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anyone heard of the Conservative party recently?
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
No. 1
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Does anyone actually know what they're talking about? BBC News - Could the UK actually get colder with global warming? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Could the UK actually get colder with global warming?
Some scientists fear the risk of a collapse to warm Atlantic currents has not been taken seriously.
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ACW1234 @acw1234.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"Are you boldly going anywhere special this weekend, Spock?" "Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Live scenes from the 5-year Brexit anniversary party, as everyone still happy with how it panned out gathers to celebrate
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Why are such cars called Electric Cars, when they're Battery Cars?
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a child is driving a toy car in a parking lot with a spinnin ' tv logo in the background
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HIGNFY @hignfy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Mick Jagger and Ronnie Wood have turned down a multi-million pound offer to play at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, another blow to Ange Postecoglou's attempts to bring in some cover at centre-back
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
BBC News - Andrew's Newsnight interview 'ill advised', aide told alleged spy www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Andrew's aide told alleged spy Newsnight interview was a disaster
Fresh court documents reveal further correspondence from the prince's aide to Yang Tengbo.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
POTUS really needs to learn to engage brain before opening mouth.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Not today, Satan
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 30/01/2025
It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I watched a bit of The Alan Sugar Ego Trip aka The Apprentice. The eighteen specially chosen thickos haven't got a single business brain cell between them.
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and the words hmmmm written on his face .
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We are urged not to speculate about the cause of the tragic air accident in Washington. So what does the #BBC do? Speculate wildly about the cause.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think I picked the wrong video shop...
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Estel Cooper @estel62.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Meanwhile, Lloyds are closing 136 branches, Sainsbury's are making 3000 redundant and Tesco 600. BBC News - Rachel Reeves backs Heathrow third runway in growth push - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Rachel Reeves backs Heathrow third runway in growth push
The chancellor tells the BBC she wants a planning application
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