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Jake Thorne

@jakethorne.bsky.social
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Accountancy, plus a bit of fun and frivolity. No political affiliation. ⛔No crypto. ⛔ASK FOR MONEY, CARDS, ETC= INSTANT BLOCK!! NO EXCEPTIONS. Scalphunter.

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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Good morning, lovelies ❤️
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Have a good day everyone
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Morning all
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Good morning all. Have a good one.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"Are you boldly going anywhere special this weekend, Spock?" "Not sure yet, Captain, I need to give it some malice aforethought."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I think I picked the wrong video shop...
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Oh dear, oh dear. Fantasy takes another turn....
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
"What do you think the top secret is, Spock?" "Logically, Captain, I think she boldly went where no Professor has boldly gone before." "I think you know, Spock, after all you're living next door to Alice."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"You, boy, is it true that Manchester United won, and a national holiday has been declared?"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"Why do they call you Red?" "Because I'm black, Mandy"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
"Spock, have ever felt a more urgent need to boldly go?" "Not since those Klingon laxatives, Captain"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
That hat is a good as an electric fence...
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
"Has your pardon from Biden come through yet, Red" "Nah, I guess I'll wait to join you after your escape, Andy"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"Spock, is it true that Vulcans do have a sense of humour?" "Of course, Captain." "OK. How would you respond if you heard "knock, knock?" "I'd radio Mr Scot to tell him the big ends need lubricating."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Oh, sir, you were about to ask if my gun was loaded
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Spurs new striker..
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
"George, there's a guy works down the chip shop thinks he's Elvis."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
When she's drained you but you still have to go to work.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
"Spock, how do you deal with corruption on Vulcan?" "We sell them to the Klingons as slaves. How about on earth, Captain?" "We make them a Knight or a Dame."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"So, where did you get that poster from, Andy?" "I won it in this week's Best Escape Plan competition, Red"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Good day everyone and no-one.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Anyone heard from Ed Millipede?
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
This....
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
"Could I have a word with Musk please. He's getting on my tits"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
"Do you get snow on Vulcan, Spock?" "Of course, Captain, we used it to boldly go into the garden and build images of Earthlings and whistle the theme music from Jaws."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I think I borrowed the wrong DVD
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Have a great day, renegades
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"Move your hand one inch higher, Gene, and crushed nuts won't have a chance compared with yours"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When Christmas and New Year is over and you've had a dump the size of a small island
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year my lovelies and anyone else who sees this
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Father Christmas on Boxing Day....
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"Do you have a copy of 'Chimneys: fought and conquered' by S. Claus?"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Yeah, there's a shortage of a few desirable things
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"So, Spock, how will you be celebrating New Year?" "Logically, Captain, I will take down the old calendar and put up the new one."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Good day, fellow humans, and other who may still be with us.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me after Christmas excesses...
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"Spock, what do you think 2025 has in store?" "Logically, Captain, I think we should boldly sod off!"
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Kraft and its owner have finally fucked up Cadburys, despite there promises a decade ago, as it loses it's royal warrant
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
364 days to go so....
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
To everyone......
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It's official: 2024 sales of left handed mugs is the highest since records began.
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Christmas always reminds me that my mother instilled into me* never to speak to strangers, then sat me on the lap of a weirdo in red who hadn't shaved and promised to visit me in the night before Christmas with a present!! *I was only 40 at the time
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
"Spock, how is Christmas celebrated on Vulcan?" "Usually, Captain, we make a spaghetti Bolognese big enough to feed the entire planet."
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Rose's are red Violet's are blue What colour are yours, Spock Go on, give us a clue (Bandwagon jumping and the apostrophes are correct)
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Jake Thorne @jakethorne.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names (but no more)
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