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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The film is still in theatres but you're already being told it's coming back and you have to pay to see it again. Eat your slop little piggies. Give us your money and eat your slop.

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ha ha what a silly meme. What a strange thing to say- oh what's that? Ok... uh huh? Actual plotline of the show? Oh...

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't believe this. I woke up to a reel from some random account and thought it had to be some disgusting clickbait slop cause it couldn't possibly be real. 40 is no damn age at all. RIP to the Bastard.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

While I do appreciate the Fang/Nack Weasel/Jerboa retcon to smooth out the continuity and how it actually plays into the canon and character....I will be dead in the ground before I ever call this guy Fang.

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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every racist liberal always goes back to the “oh it’s all so complicated, who can even begin to understand Israel/Palestine, so it’s better to not have an opinion and just support the status quo” well. Like we’re supposed to be historical scholars to look at a starving baby and say “this is bad”

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy 33rd anniversary to that one bit of key art that Richard Elson misinterpreted, leading to him drawing Amy wrong in STC for six years.

Key art from Sonic CD that features Amy with her spines blowing backwards.

Amy Rose as she appears in Sonic the Comic

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Carrying a knife, terrorism and attempted murder charges should be brought against this prick at LEAST. Instead here we are with the British press calling him an "activist".

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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

September, but I lost my 45 adapter

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A 2.5hr Lindsay Ellis video about cruise ship culture is probably gonna be a more terrifying experience than any horror movie I watch this season.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Was talking about this with @chrislaumanson.bsky.social and had a weird revelation when we were both like "Just take another book and make a movie" before we realised that that's not even really a Muppets thing, they've only really done it twice.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Look, I'm becoming a parody of myself by constantly saying Steven Kostanski should be given any franchise that involves little freaks and greebos but...come on man....

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Please take the bucket off my head kid, the butter is extremely hot.

Uncle Moe with a basket of million dollar birthday fries on his head

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Fuck sake, you're telling me EVERY patient with a broken leg wants a stookie?"

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I know this is a wildly popular show, but I have never heard anyone ever talking about watching something on apple tv so what's going on here?

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BREAKING: The Sonic Underground will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran, saying in their statement "Free Palestine"

Sonic, Manic and Sonia from Sonic Underground playing their instruments

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"This is going to ruin the tour..." "What tour?" "The LOOP tour!"

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: MilkCan will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran, saying in their statement "Free Palestine"

The band Milkcan from the ps1 game Um Jammer Lammy.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

Homer Simpson looking wary in a lesbian bar

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Spooky SazCaz @sazcaz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's too many jokes to make. I can't settle on one. The Lib Dems are going after the secret underbelly of... Barbers? Look there's only one reason you're unhappy about the new barber's in your high street and it's not because they aren't licenced. We all know it. Just say it.

Vikki Slade MP
@vikkislademp.bsky.social
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Of course People always need their haircut but the population hasn’t grown sufficiently for these barbers to be making full-time living and paying their taxes based on the customers using their businesses.
I am doing this with the support of the Hair & Barber Council

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The folk in the comments upset that a kids franchise is getting a cartoon for kids. Sonic is for babies you twerps, do you want a Sonic show aimed at 40 year olds? Do you want to see Sonic fill in his tax returns and do the bins? Sort your fucking heads out 😂

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I keep telling you all how good this comic was and now there's no excuse to not read em. Go! Get them read!

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026

Sumo Curious? There’s a lot of pomp & circumstance in Grand Sumo. That’s because it’s not just a sport. It is a Shinto purification ritual. Fans love it of course, but as a result, the tournaments take long in real time despite matches being mere seconds So below I’ll post bitesized sumo resources

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Right I need to get out of this house *jumps in the shower* *gets dressed* Right time to head ooouuiiits raining....

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Seen someone suggest AEW rename the women's Owen Hart Cup to the Rebel Heart Cup and I honestly just think that would be lovely.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good to see the protect our women and children crowds going after the true bastards once again. Fuck those *check notes* ....lifeboat crews

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Etsy keeps giving me notifications telling me to "check out cool zine art!!" Meanwhile, Etsy's fees make it impossible to sell zines without either inflating the price or the artist taking a loss.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Making "a pot of soup for the next few days" is a terrible thing to do if you want to have enough soup to last the next few days. However, it's a good thing to do if you want to eat a whole pot of soup in one night and give yourself a tummy ache.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Consider which of these is more likely: several million complete strangers all over the country have independently gone crazy vs. Literally the employees of a few newspapers - a few hundred people, who do know each other - have driven themselves and each other up the wall with roaring wingnuttery.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favourite film that came out when you were 20 🎬🍿

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Dogtooth Film

ALT: Dogtooth Film

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The guard at the Kelvingrove kicking me out for nibbling the corners of Windows in the West:

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

In the beginning God created Heaven and the Earth. Now the Earth was a formless void and there was darkness over the deep and that's NO GOOD!!!

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Sonic the Hedgehog's 'Thatsnogood' Reaction

ALT: Sonic the Hedgehog's 'Thatsnogood' Reaction

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can't believe a company called favourite are making Sonic clothes but they're not even making Sonic's favourite clothes.

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Allan MacRitchie @artghoul.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Love of any kind is bad A dog, a child, a cat! They take up so much precious time Now where’s the sense in that?

Pen and pencil illustration of Maestro Forte from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas. One of my all-time favourite Tim Curry roles! Forte is an anthropomorphic pipe organ whose smirking face slightly resembles Frank-N-Furter, another one of Curry’s roles.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdress

The young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”

missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Did you get those line reads for King Acorn? Sure did boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked.

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry is so deeply woven into the fabric of my life that he's impossible to unpick. That's about it. 🖤🖤🖤

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Crazy that Dolly Parton did so much good in the world that the fact that she was actually the greatest fucking songwriter of all time racks up as like her 12th greatest accomplishment...

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