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Jake Parappa Hainey

@jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
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Theoretically a zinemaker & comic artist/writer, but far more likely to be talking about Biker Mice or some pish like that. He/him jakeparappahainey.etsy.com

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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 3h
215. Who is Martin Mull? (2026)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 6h
214. Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald (2026)
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🎃 Camp Chrystal Lauke Manson 阿劉 @chrislaumanson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Alright, all packed for @tagsfest.co.uk tomorrow - gonna get me some dinner, then hit the ol' hay so I can get up at *checks* FIVE AM?? Come buy my desert shenanigans comic Bad Gal Bodega: Ranger Rodney Rules! and my brand new TTRPG Contact: Fastwalker so I can keep myself supplied with coffee 👀☕
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is the bit that's permanently stuck in my mind whenever the film gets brought up as one of the best horror movies of all time. This?...
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!!!
Screenshot from an advert from the brand Look Fantastic.
A woman sits at a desk in a black and white striped dress wearing a mask which I can only assume is for some beauty treatment type deal.

Anyway, she looks like Kane aff the graps.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Drew Biddy Blas going to space Primark and getting himself a little Garfield shirt.
Two panel drawing. 

Panel 1 is Biddy Blas standing by a rack of tshirts holding up a shirt with Garfield on it.
Hes saying "Inkabunga! Do bargon Garfield aTunic!! Choy do find!!"

Panel 2 is biddy blas wearing the shirt looking happy
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Paying a grand to appear in an advert. You people are fucking mugs.
A pledge tier to be drawn into the comic.

It costs $1500 and has ten backers.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Lol fuck off. We're kickstarting promotional tie in comics now? We're kickstarting adverts now?
Kickstarter for an advert for the street fighter movie.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
NGL, big fan of Musk ploughing his wealth into devices that only serve to kill rich people. Let him cook.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There's a legacy sequel I'd check out.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
213. The North Sea: Nature Untamed (2024)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
63. Our Super Adventure: Cats! - Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
212. Unwelcome (2022)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Santino Marella
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Birthday's coming up
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If the comics are seen as fuel for the movies then the writers and artists should have film residuals built into their comtracts.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
211. Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SCRIB DOON!!!
Fanart of Biddy Blas.

Text reads: Tee Nee Biddy Blas!! Scrib Doon!!
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To the point where being a "living wage employer" is seen as a positive thing in a company rather than the bare fucking minimum we should expect of them.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At some time we were all made to accept the term "Living wage" into our collective lexicon but were expected to do so without question why then, is it perfectly legal, for a company to pay it's employees LESS than a living wage?
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can confirm it was a sizable shark.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
210. Leprechaun 3 (1995)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
209. Jennifer's Body (2009) (rw)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The arbys logo but it reads garfield 2 a tail of two kitties
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Time to get married!! But who will be my groom?
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Applying the term "thinker" to them in any capacity is giving them too much credit
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
208. The Scrotum (2019)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
207. Charlie Says (2018)
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Connor Tierney @connortierney57.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a day early, but Kid Eastwood volume 5 is out now!! This volume is HUGE!! 13 ISSUES, 372 PAGES, 28 PAGES OF BONUS COMICS What more could you want!? You can grab a copy physically here: ct57art.etsy.com/listing/4590... And digitally here: itch.io/game/edit/51...
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
static.klipy.com
Fail Fall
ALT: Fail Fall
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
206. Big Shark (2023)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In this article when they're talking about how expensive it would be to hire artists to do concept art and figure out the world they want to make, they're talking about a boardgame based on the wizard of oz. There is literally no way to figure out what that would look like without AI.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I believe there should be guardrails on what AI is allowed to do, what material is given for its training...But as humble little guys just making Dizzy games, we can't control that." 'It should be regulated, but it's not so fuck the folk its stealing from' is a hell of a take. Fucking hacks.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love to spend £30 on a shirt where the picture I'm paying for is hidden under my hoodie 90% of the time. Tee hee hee I'm so sneaky. Do I like Garfield? I'll never tell!!
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve thought about this in the past and concluded that nobody is ever beating Kinky Friedman’s author bio
EVEN MORE KINKY FRIEDMAN
Kinky Friedman lives in a little green trailer in a little green valley deep in the heart of Texas. There are about ten million imaginary horses in the valley and quite often they gallop around Kinky's trailer, encircling the author in a terrible, ever-tightening carousel of death. Even as the hooves are pounding around him in the darkest night, one can hear, almost in counterpoint, the frail, consumptive, ascetic novelist tip-tip-tapping away on the last typewriter in Texas. In such fashion he has turned out numerous bestselling novels. Two cats, Dr Scat and Lady Argyle, a pet armadillo called Dilly, and a small black dog named Mr Magoo can sometimes be found sleeping with Kinky in his narrow, monastic, Father Damien-like bed.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Right it's been long enough at this point, whit fucking dick decided that graphics go on the back of tshirts now? What empty headed prick thought that was a good idea?
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
62. Orson's Farm Goes Half Hog! - Jim Davis
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
61. Moomin Mail - Amanda Li & Filippa Widlund
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He will have to make a video about it at some point and that's when the real damage will be done. But it's coming up to the week mark and there's been silence from him outside a single tweet. Gotta wring out that final few days cash I guess.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since this came to light, Geller's youtube subs have gone from 1.53M to 1.48M, barely a dent. He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
.....fukkin zines man
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🎃 Camp Chrystal Lauke Manson 阿劉 @chrislaumanson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course, I *had* to make a collage of @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
A paper cutout collage of a bearded man with a pint glass and the words "Fukkin zines man" above him.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ten minutes into autumn and I have a cold ✌️ Feels shit. Do not recommend.
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly don't know how many times John Cena has to publicly say how much of a piece of shit he is before you all get it?
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
205. Leprechaun 2 (1994)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
204. Cuddly Toys (2021)
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Jake Parappa Hainey @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When layoffs hit the strip club
Cover for an annual with the title

Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
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